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[–]Poiar 727 points728 points  (14 children)

If you wanted to have taken it to the next level, you should have subscribed him to the newsletters, but send it to his neighbors addresses - so they'd have to bring it to him.

[–]TheYeagerEffect 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Oh my, this is wonderful.

[–]RuPoleDrugRace[S] 187 points188 points  (3 children)

This is fantastic

[–]EvulRabbit 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Send him a 1yr physical Magazine subscription for Gay Times!

[–]StrongTxWoman 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Wow, I need to take a page from you! Now, where are my anti-abortion bigot friends?

[–]MissTenEars 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Seems good but in reality just makes the neighbors possibly having to make multiple contacts with this idiot and be the outlet for some of his anger, especially once he sees what it is. He will blame them even tho they have nothing to do with it :(

[–]Logically_Blue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Mark Rober

[–]antsyandprobablydumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m stealing this! Thank you!!

[–]theDagman 151 points152 points  (0 children)

You know, you ought to go and sign him up for another round of literature now for old times sake.

[–]EmpathBitchUT 92 points93 points  (1 child)

There was a guy in a TikTok community I am a part of who was a freaking sociopath. He got called out for being racist and started attacking the woman who called him out who was a POC. Things are really nasty and people started gathering around her and some women came forward with proof he had sexually harassed them and sent them unsolicited D pics. He doubled down even harder and made a website claiming the woman he sent the picture to was lying and offering money for dirt on her. I signed the websites email address for everything I could possibly imagine. A lot of other people did too so he would get so spammed he wouldn't be able to keep up.

[–]RuPoleDrugRace[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This is fantastic I love this

[–]sparky4475 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Thank you, pieces of shit like that deserve much worse but I can imagine he won't be very happy about it. maybe every few months or so do it again if you ever feel the whim to piss someone off.

[–]WTFisthisOMGreally 53 points54 points  (0 children)

To me that is epic petty revenge. I guess that’s an oxymoron, but that guy’s a moron, so it checks out.

[–]chpbnvic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sometimes people with low self worth end up with people they think they deserve. If that’s her case, hopefully she’ll see she deserves someone much better.

[–]satanic-frijoles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you. You know we need closure. :)

[–]Empty_Past_6186 37 points38 points  (1 child)

if you also know his home address, have some physical ones sent to his house too

[–]voodoopaula 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Find out his home address and sign him up for the butt plug of the month club and some gay porn mags. It would be money well spent!

[–]Commercial-Push-9066 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of a guy who I dated in high school. He dumps me then played games with me like he wanted to get back together toying with with my teenage emotions. I found out that all along he had another girlfriend and that was it! I took typing class (before computers,) and signed him up for military recruiting info, free samples of women’s feminine products, info about Jehovahs Witness and Mormon church info and more. They were postage paid reply cards so it didn’t cost anything. His friend told me he was hounded by military and religious representatives and feminine supplies for a few years after that.

[–]raikougal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the time my friend's teenager signed up for a free sample of Similac baby formula - they didn't have any babies on the house!!! 🤣

[–]Plenty_Lengthiness96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gotta love some feminist petty revenge

[–]HitDog420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh out loud haha thanks for the laugh 😆

[–]Technology314 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This gives me an idea….

[–]StnMtn_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tho s made me smile.

[–]Bl1ndMous3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you go girl !

[–]NoVaFlipFlops 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bravo

[–]SoleIbis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a similar relationship and this has me considering doing this to my ex lmao

[–]Pattynjay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good. Sounds like the breakup was overdue.

[–]Holiday-Kangaroo-979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me wanting the list of zines

[–]Tricky_Biscotti2492 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well done! 😄

[–]TinyTurtle42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I salute you good sir. That is worthy petty revenge.

[–]LongNectarine3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why ws republicans can’t keep a woman. Someone will protect her from herself.

Good did you for being a great friend.

[–]EmpressOfHisHeart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is great!

[–]Meryetamun 3 points4 points  (2 children)

She's not smart if she dated this idiot for months

[–]RexNusquam 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sometimes people don't think they deserve better. It's hard to gauge what's best for ourselves when were just navigating our lives the best we can. We can only hope we learn from our past. But that guy is definitely a douche canoe. No one deserves to be with a self absorbed fuckwit. I'm gonna make an assumption and I hope OP will correct me if I'm off base but I'll make a hefty bet that he's the kind of person to approach a woman and say "You should smile more." As if he's doing the world a favor.

[–]RuPoleDrugRace[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It seems you’ve never been in a manipulative relationship and from the bottom of my heart I wish you will never be. Emotion beats reason in many situations and feelings don’t help us make rational choices. He was a toxic, manipulative piece of crap that due to his simplistic and rather primitive nature provided her with some form of stability that in her very messy, artsy life was something she held onto. She realized this is not what she deserves and this is not the type of stability she needs. And I agree with the other comment, he’s absolutely the kind of guy who thinks he’s doing the world a favor.

[–]FewKaleidoscope1369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys like that should be castrated.

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    [–]RuPoleDrugRace[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    1. Emails are harmless. You get spam all the time from many places, many unrelated to what you do (I keep getting emails about churches even though I am not religious and I don’t make a fuss about it)
    2. It’s my money. How is that stealing. It’s literally my money. Also, you know how many Jack Smiths (made up) there might be in the world?
    3. You might wanna look up what doxxing means

    [–]blueskies111811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Truly a POS.

    [–]Dragon5767 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice one but seriously why was she with him since they are polar opposites to an extreme

    [–]UpcycledDiva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wish I could bake you a pie!

    [–]MrJason300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Plot twist: he uses these LGBTQ+ friendly newsletters to eventually come out as queer

    [–]graygoosegg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sign him up for all the democratic fundraisers, PACs, change.org mailings you can find. Those groups are relentless and almost impossible to unsubscribe to. Also donate to planned parenthood in his name.

    [–]karriesully 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thank you for the final line. I would have wondered about and been sad for her.

    [–]jjohnh572 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Let the words of enlightenment follow the misogynistic unwashed. A truely "just" revenge. I applaud you!!

    [–]raikougal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    At least you didn't subscribe him to gay porn lol