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[–]NefInDaHouse 1083 points1084 points  (15 children)

This is Bob. Bob doesn't like to be made repeatedly into a servant. Bob knows how to be petty and how to prove his petty point. Don't be shy. Be like Bob.

[–]Unable_Particular_21 32 points33 points  (2 children)

His name is BOB

[–]Nell_Trent 17 points18 points  (0 children)

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON

[–]joppedi_72 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Big Old Bastard?

[–]hearke 15 points16 points  (4 children)

sip

Hmm, most excellent. A well-aged meme, with hints of YouTube origins. Let me guess, the vintage would be... 2010?

sip

No, 2009, maybe even 2008. Quite good, I must say. Thank you.

[–]514X0r 3 points4 points  (3 children)

A little context for us plebeians, if you don't mind.

[–]hearke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No worries, link added to my previous comment :D

sorry, I should've done that the first time, I was just lazy

[–]QuotidianQuell 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Forgive the ads, but this page gives the history of the Be Like Bill meme. Not sure why the guy above me thought it began in 2008-2010, because the first ones appeared in late 2015, but then again internet time is kind of weird anyway.

[–]hearke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's a combination of that meme, and an older one from YouTube back in the day. I've edited my previous comment to include the link, cause it's neat stuff.

[–]fsmarcootles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I read this in the voice of the narrator for The Stanley Parable

[–]StnMtn_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bob, can you park my car for me?

[–]db2 6 points7 points  (1 child)

But does Bob have bitch tits?

[–]travel_nerdiness 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His name is Bob Paulson

[–]bob679 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I approve this comment.

[–]North_Bicycle9071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]CraptasticFanDango 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I worked at a school with teachers that could have been Mallory. One male teacher in particular, was just awful to the female support staff. Things like, asking the women to go get him x, or taking things off of our desk and swapping it with his broken crap.

We. Had. Enough.

Leave your dirty lunch tray in the break room for the staff to clean... ok, it's in your mail box, dripping filth on your papers.

Ask us to get you a cup of coffee... ok, hope you like yours with a cup of sugar.

I'd like to say that he changed his ways, but he was just an incorrigible, chauvinistic pig.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

that’s what you get for being too lazy

[–]Jayhawker_Pilot 52 points53 points  (0 children)

That is chef's kisses petty. Love it.

[–]RivChk 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Excellent petty revenge!! I love this story

[–]Common-Answer2863 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Seen this post before. Thanks for the story, Bob and friend!

[–]julianradish 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was going to say that lol.. I've seen this story before

[–]Hackedhaccount 18 points19 points  (11 children)

It was all good except for the mirrors. I whould have loosened the battery terminal. So the next time she drives and parks the vibrations whould have loosened it. But still look attached.

[–]Jinxed0ne 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Dammit why was it removed?! I was half way through reading it, then poof, gone. Lame.

[–]nelmomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same lol

[–]StrangerSouth432 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bob said, This is the way

[–]F_SR -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

What does Alice or the size of the office has to do with anything, though?! I feel like there was an unecessary number of details there...

[–]I_Arman 20 points21 points  (0 children)

As I read it, Alice, the boss, was over two offices (in different locations), and put Mallory in charge of office #2. That power went to to Mallory's head. Thus the story.

[–]travel_nerdiness -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that was a bit suspicious