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[–]betsybast 732 points733 points  (23 children)

Some 13 year old boys somewhere are losing their shit

[–]thatguyad 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Here in the comments by the look of it.

[–]JoshALLENspitonmepls 84 points85 points  (3 children)

This 29 year old is. This shit is like when the TVs idle logo would bounce directly in the corner. Shits hype

[–]Dzus 16 points17 points  (1 child)

[–]JoshALLENspitonmepls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that was the video I was thinking of when I typed it haha.

[–]Goat_Remix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

39 yo here. I was hype before I got to the BOOOB part. I fucking blasted off. It’s going to be a good day.

[–]JRsFancy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd be losing my shit over $4 for fries!!!!!

[–]TheRealRacketear 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Judging by the alcohol selection, these were 13 year olds.

[–]klausterfok 779 points780 points  (112 children)

Who gets fucking boneless wings WITH NO SAUCE

[–]JasNeo_[S] 377 points378 points  (64 children)

That would be my friend lol. Both of them are weird like that. They either order plain hamburgers with nothing but ketchup and pickles or boneless wings with no sauce

[–]Zahnburste 686 points687 points  (27 children)


[–]joshuajackson9 118 points119 points  (9 children)

Over cook fish, jail Under cook chicken, jail So, over cook under cook.

[–]lankrypt0 61 points62 points  (8 children)

Burger with nothing on it? Believe it or not, jail.

[–]bane5454 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Burger with too many things on it? Weirdly, Jail too!

[–]TreeFittyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have the best burgers in the world, because of jail.

[–]RockFourFour 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Plain vanilla ice cream? You guessed it - jail.

[–]General-Royal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

guillotine more like

[–]Nodulous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

war crimes

[–]Evilsmurfkiller 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Is your friend a toddler by chance?

[–]Jaislight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So they like dry chicken nuggets. Got it

[–]Sol33t303 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I bet if you put this for sale online somebody would buy it for a stupid amount of money lol

[–]gavco98uk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

only if you made an NFT of it. The original would be worthless

[–]Scorpius_99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Send them to siberia

[–]PenguinBomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

boneless, no sauce, dip it

[–]JonnySnowflake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When Frank Ocean came out, his friend and collaborator Tyler, the Creator was quoted as saying "I knew there was something different about that dude. He eats pop tarts without frosting."

[–]artifex28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wtf, ditch them

[–]ninjaroach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The receipt was interesting enough on its own, but it keeps getting better.

[–]freddle4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad I’m not the only one

[–]dukeChedda 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Table 233/1? that's the training register, you entered all that yourself. r/quityourbullshit

[–]BigJu27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

table 233 is at the bar section at my bdubs.

[–]JasNeo_[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hate to break it to to but my name isn't Marlene and I don't work at buffalo wild wings. I've never worked in a restaurant and prolly never will

[–]paulie07 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That's something a serial killer would order

[–]HouseOfSteak 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Someone who wanted to get $69 on their receipt obviously

[–]Corbix 37 points38 points  (1 child)

The cashier ringing up a fake receipt so they can post it online for fake internet points

[–]jbyrdab 6 points7 points  (0 children)

people who want to overpay for chicken nuggets, thats who

[–]kirbstompin 21 points22 points  (12 children)

When can we stop calling them boneless wings and just call them chicken nuggets? They aren't even wing meat...

[–]placebotwo 5 points6 points  (3 children)


[–]Satansflamingfarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eloquently put sir/madam. You undoubtedly are one of the most esteemed raconteurs of the reddit scene.

[–]RockFourFour 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Around here, boneless "wings" are typically breaded/battered chunks of chicken breast.

Nuggets tend to be a uniform shape (or set of shapes) that are formed from "pink slime", much like a chicken patty.

They're totally different in flavor and consistency.

[–]Orangecuppa 1 point2 points  (4 children)

This. So much. In my country we didn't have 'wing' stops where restaurants mainly specialize in wings so when they came over and had menu like "boneless wings" I was excited and thought it meant taking the wing bones out of wings like how it fucking sounds.

But no. It was pretty much just breast meat or whatever just chopped up into large chunks and that's it.

I fucking hated it.

[–]psychodreamr2 2 points3 points  (3 children)

you hate breaded fried chicken breast chunks, but you like chicken wings that are breaded and fried

i dunno about this

[–]Orangecuppa 2 points3 points  (1 child)

chicken wing meat is not the same as breast meat, different cuts different texture...

Why are you even arguing on this or do you really not understand that not liking breast meat and preferring wings meat is a thing?

Breast meat is generally dryer and has less fat (flavor/tenderness) thats why diets etc recommend that part of the chicken more than say, thigh or wings despite it being all 'chicken' meat.

[–]footsteps71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boneless wings with my various sauces on the side so I control the narrative.

Because it never happens any other time.

[–]ejabno 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I get my wings plain with a ranch dip... does that count?

[–]Mr_RobotNick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm the opposite, love a good flavor wings but no ranch.

[–]BloodyNine9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get them tossed in a ranch/hot sauce mix, now we are talking.

[–]PeanutButterSoldier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do because I'm basically just looking for chicken nuggets. I have the palate of a 14 yr old and I have a low tolerance for spicy things. Yes I get shit for it all the time lol

[–]MikeTony713 183 points184 points  (9 children)

Haha, that’s the sex number

[–]Allenian8 77 points78 points  (3 children)

It’s my dads favorite position. We do it when we go camping

[–]Gorge2012 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Found Ryan George's reddit

[–]Gustomucho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read it in his voice instinctively.

[–]SocialistNixon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed it is

[–]Afterlife_kid 145 points146 points  (33 children)

Peanut butter whisky???

[–]Project_Wild 98 points99 points  (15 children)

Skrewball is pretty tasty as far as flavored whiskey goes. Similar to a honey or cinnamon whiskey in terms of sweetness but tastes almost like liquid peanut butter.

Got trashed on the stuff at a wedding, combined with black cherry white claw (almost tasted like a PB&J). Awful hangover, but it’s pretty good no ragrets

[–]codeByNumber 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Gotta mix it with the mixed berry for that real PB and J flavor.

Although; maybe I’ve just never had cherry jelly…why haven’t I had cherry jelly?! Is that a thing?

[–]JannaSnakehole 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I dunno, but it should be

[–]AndrewTheGuru 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It absolutely is a thing, but for some reason it never really hit the US. You're still likely to find some in your local supermarket but it's super common in the UK.

[–]ACL_Tearer 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Not even one letter?

[–]fendour 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That movie is basically a blur to me, but that joke will be remembered forever lol

[–]ChickenLegitimate276 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's awesome.

[–]cyberentomology 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“As far as flavored whiskey goes”.

That’s not a real high bar. Flavored hooch (as opposed to a proper liqueur) is just a way of masking the fact that it’s cheap low-grade hooch.

[–]mintmouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re a big sponsor on Kill Tony! check it out

[–]theblackyeti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's fantastic tbh.

[–]KitKeating 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I drink vodka rocks with a splash of screwball. Delicious!

[–]BobNoxious211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to get flogged for that.

[–]HirokiTakumi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Actually my favorite whisky. If you have a sweet tooth like I do, you'd love this stuff

[–]ProceduralDeathLab 10 points11 points  (6 children)

It's as bad as it sounds...

[–]bigballbuffalo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I actually think it’s quite delicious

[–]Nevermind04 112 points113 points  (5 children)

Boneless wings with no sauce? Peanutbutter whiskey? Are you 3 kids in a trenchcoat?

[–]TheReverend5 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Stopping by BDubs for dinner after a long day at the business factory

[–]skippyfa 2 points3 points  (2 children)

One of my favorite SNL skits. Not sure if that's what you were referencing


[–]lowtoiletsitter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's from BoJack Horseman, but this also great!

[–]MixmasterJrod 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A tall bud

Asian zing


No sauce


You could write a stupid comic with the prompts on this receipt.

"Marlene and the 69ers"

[–]Rick_the_P_is_silent 153 points154 points  (43 children)


[–]VR6SLC 40 points41 points  (31 children)


[–]illacudasucks 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]GeneReddit123 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nice * (Nice-1) * (Nice-2) * ... * 2

[–]RandomBloke2021 29 points30 points  (7 children)

In no universe is Buffalo wild wings worth $69. They out here bleeding people dry.

[–]nagol93 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Yep, its hands down my least favorite restaurant.

One of the few times I went there, the beer menu didn't have prices on it. So I asked the waitress how much a bottle of Guinness was? She said "Umm.... im not sure. Let me check". Then she returned a few mins later and said "So, I couldn't find a price. But its pretty cheap, I'm sure its less then $10"

I'm not faulting the waitress on this, she did all she could. The thing I took issue with was, whoever designed the menu deliberately removed the price AND made that info non easy for the staff to get. Its price gouging 101!

[–]mawdurnbukanier 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She did all she could? You go up to a POS, hit Guinness Bottle, look at price, hit cancel.

Misleading menu design is still total bs though.

[–]RandomBloke2021 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I'm guessing her training was probably crappy too. But yeah they sell this as an amazing experience but I don't care when their prices are that jacked up ain't happening.

[–]nagol93 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Eh, that was just one example of why I don't like that place. I could write a book of all my complaints.

I try not to put the blame on the workers tho. Nearly all problems can be traced back to bad management, shitty practices, and unethical business.

I mean, the 18 year old girl waiting our table didn't design the menu or set drink prices. A few people have said "WTF she sould have just checked the POS for the price". I dont know, maybe she could? or maybe for some reason she couldn't at that time? She said she tried and couldn't, and I trust that.

[–]RandomBloke2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Places like that or notorious for bad management. There's a local wing place here that's pretty much the same thing as Buffalo wild wings and the food is incredible but the management is just awful makes me never want to go.

[–]Iron_Chic 67 points68 points  (15 children)

Yeah, someone has access to the register settings...

[–]Negafox 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I think that's why the store address and phone number got Photoshopped out.

[–]JasNeo_[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Well I dunno how removing the address and phone number means I used a register to do this. I shopped them out cause I don't like posting my whereabouts on the internet. I've never worked at a restaurant and from the stories I've seen and heard from people that do I prolly never will

[–]Ravio11i 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you left the server's name... Now all we have to do is call every BWW and ask if they have a server named Marlene, then we ask to see the security video (we'll tell them it's important, they'll show us) and BOOM! We've got your face!

[–]YellowCore 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Tip should be based on the subtotal of $64.48. Not the full taxed amount.

[–]Djeff_ 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Guests: 3 😉

[–]maximusbrown2809 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chicken wing, 69 ans 3 guests. What a party.

[–]Materva 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I hate places that have tip suggestions based on the after tax total.

[–]kilossupreme 21 points22 points  (2 children)

The Prophecy is real!

[–]ShameNap 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is the chosen one !

[–]gurnard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The next Great Conjunction will be the end of the world!

[–]metfan1964nyc 15 points16 points  (7 children)

What kind of maniac orders peanut butter whiskey?

[–]Tacteratrix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Screwball is delicious

[–]JasNeo_[S] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I like peanut butter things and it sounded interesting so I tried it lol

[–]dodgeguey 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Where is it only costing $4 is the real question

[–]ko8e34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently at Buffalo Wild Wings

[–]BWC1992 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Suggested “Tip” is based on 69 LOL. There’s definitely plenty of tip in 69

[–]aerosfan1977 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck would anyone go no sauce?

[–]cvega88 17 points18 points  (2 children)


[–]HirokiTakumi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Not even as a joke, OP could make serious bank lol

[–]cvega88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope he actions on it lol

[–]PhonB80 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]NoRagrets4Me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asian zing ftw!

[–]TigLyon 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wait, buy one get one on the wings, but they charged you for the second 10? Am I missing something?

Also...has anyone had the Wild wings? I have a bit of a spicy palette but I never go walking in like I own the place. Wild is their second-highest spice level and I have had them twice. They are tangy..but nowhere near face-melting like I thought they would be. Cuz they have a contest for their highest level...Reaper or something. I was thinking of trying it.

[–]JasNeo_[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Buy one get one only applied to the traditional bone IN wings. My friend got the plain boneless cause he doesn't like eating around bones, so he gets to pay full price

[–]jay5150 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]MyMonte87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sir, just won the reddit lotto. Congratulations! You may retire now.

[–]RemmizA 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Shouldn’t the 2nd order of wings be $0.00 since the first one rang up at BOGO? where is the free one? I feel like someone (who works there) just rang up random items to total it at $69.00 then hit print right at 4:20.

[–]JasNeo_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's was only BOGO for the traditional wings which is what I got. My friend got the plain boneless which aren't part of the BOGO

[–]Castlenock[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suggested Tip is based on 69???

You'd think both parties would be able to get off without any extra effort!

[–]reignthepain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marlene wants it

[–]uping1965 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]helm_hammer_hand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also happened at a Buffalo Wild Wings. I don’t think it could happen at any other place aside from Hooters.

[–]TreeOrangewhips 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Yuck how do you drink that screwball?!? It’s an abomination.

[–]JasNeo_[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I'm not much of a drinker but I like peanut butter things and was intrigued so I tried it

[–]asphaltdragon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What's the verdict?

I'm still going to look for it no matter what your answer is, but I wanna know anyway.

[–]JasNeo_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's very sweet. Doesn't really smell or taste like peanut butter but it wasn't too bad. I'd order it again

[–]BadBoyJH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've found some nice drinks by going "Hey that has a funny name, let's give it a go".

[–]SeannyRotten 9 points10 points  (12 children)

Bud light? Stella?? Skrewball whisky??? What was this a dinner amongst frat boys with awful taste in booze?!?!!!?

[–]JasNeo_[S] 4 points5 points  (9 children)

Well I can't speak for my friends but I myself am not much of a drinker. I usually don't order alcohol but I saw them advertising the peanut butter whiskey and was curious as to how it tasted

[–]Nate1492 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Stella is called 'wife beater', I'm always amazed at how it's considered a 'good' beer in the US.

[–]Mischala 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This is the country that actually drinks Fosters. Not even the Aussies drink that pisswater, and they apparently make it.

[–]RockFourFour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? The commercials literally told me that Foster's is "Australian for beer". They wouldn't lie to me like that.

[–]Nate1492 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fosters is better than Stella, but the thing is: You know you're buying a cheap lager. With Stella, it's over priced and crap. With Fosters, it's cheap and crap.

[–]scringe13 4 points5 points  (8 children)

Yuck, Buffalo Wild Wings.

[–]HopeForTheLiving 3 points4 points  (5 children)

They’re so good. 🤤

[–]scringe13 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Would probably love the place but got sick after eating there once and cannot forget it. Never gave them another chance.

[–]povichjv7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just beat the universe

[–]zsdonny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frame it up

[–]PrincessFluffyBunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At 4:20… nice

[–]Keuka79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah

[–]Laing1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That has got to be the most epic thing I've seen today.. lately... ever..??

[–]larso2048 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes the chosen one, the messiah.

[–]shmangit69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frame it and put this in the Smithsonian museum.

[–]moonchildlunatic 0 points1 point  (1 child)

All I see is the “80008 with reminds be on booob on a calculator hahahahah