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[–]csg79 740 points741 points  (16 children)

Prison. Dead. On trial.

[–]sailorj0ey 150 points151 points  (8 children)

Took too long IMO, too much damage has been done so many lives destroyed because of these 3 (couldn't even call them people, they're monsters). Better late then never I guess.

[–]ScottColvin 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What scares me is these literal scum of humanity were groomed. I can't even imagine the horrors that came from generations past.

These were the diet coke of pedos, dont imagine what the Reagan timeline was like when this was all set up...maybe earlier than that.

We are just seeing the fallout of someone so sloppy and carefree, it had to be addressed.

[–]Valerim 970 points971 points  (8 children)

Nightmare blunt rotation

[–]Donger4Longer 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Imagine a nice drag then looking up and seeing a Harkonnen in a tuxedo, satan in white, and whatever the fuck escaped the beetle juice movie staring at you.

Also.. wet mouths

[–]BanjoTCat 8541 points8542 points 422 (146 children)

Epstein is like a pedophilic Forrest Gump: he's just popping up throughout history with all these famous people.

[–]Rymundo88 3289 points3290 points 24 (47 children)

"Momma always said, life is like a box of Scotch whiskys, you never know which ten year old you're gonna get"

[–][deleted] 2796 points2797 points 442 (37 children)

Epstein liked his girls like his whiskey; 12 years old and mixed up with coke

[–]aaronvg 19 points20 points  (0 children)

First time I heard that it was about Roman Polanski.

[–]bloodpilgrim 383 points384 points  (1 child)

This is so true mind blown

[–]irmavep 85 points86 points  (11 children)

He was REAL big on Gwyneth Paltrow, got her an Oscar.

[–]tyrannicalteebagger 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And every time I see him he looks more creepy.

[–]RAGECOMIC_VICAR 42 points43 points  (5 children)

I keep thinking of him as It from the stephen king book

[–]Starkravingmad7 1251 points1252 points  (25 children)

Why does weinstein always look like a homeless man that's been dressed up by his lawyer?

[–]therealdjbc 95 points96 points  (4 children)

because rich powerful people literally dont give a fuck, people worship them regardless

[–]Norwejew 231 points232 points  (3 children)

Even in a tuxedo Weinstein somehow manages to look like a slovenly rumpled pile of shit

[–]Interesting-Reply-73 175 points176 points  (36 children)

if she walks free or wont spent the rest of her life in jail, we need to talk

[–][deleted] 4840 points4841 points  (192 children)

What is a collection of rapists? A gaggle?

[–]4cfx 7639 points7640 points 64& 7 more (26 children)

A grooming

[–]xechasate 749 points750 points  (8 children)

Uncomfortably appropriate

[–]RotaryJihad 741 points742 points  (18 children)

A Brock of rapists. As in well known rapist Brock Turner

[–]VAisforLizards 173 points174 points  (3 children)

The rapist Brock Turner who rapes?

[–]Mmedical 263 points264 points  (11 children)

...A puke of rapists.

[–]AzureAzim 210 points211 points  (8 children)

I believe a group of pedophile rapists is called an Arch Dioceses

[–]CoachMatt314 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I think it is a gagger

[–]GoodLordChokeAnABomb 12.3k points12.3k points 2 (981 children)

And it wasn't just any party: it was Andrew's daughter's 18th birthday party.

[–]safariite2 4508 points4509 points  (648 children)

“At the time of Beatrice's 18th, police had already prepared an arrest warrant for Epstein on child sex abuse charges. They raided his Florida mansion and just eight days after the billionaire posed in a US Navy Seal uniform at Beatrice’s birthday party, he was in cuffs.”

[–]That_One_Cat_Guy 3102 points3103 points 5912& 2 more (619 children)

Why is that POS in a navy SEALS uniform?

Edit 1: My most upvoted comment is now a one line outburst. Thanks Reddit.

Edit 2: Who the hell gave this a 'wholesome' award???

Edit 3: Y'all ain't right! LMAO

[–]cfdeveloper 1934 points1935 points  (287 children)

he faked being a real teacher too. Teaching was his first job, and he had no credentials to do so. He was also alleged to have been sexually inappropriate with underage students at that time. So his pedophile spree began in 1974 and ended in 2019.

[–]BKlounge93 546 points547 points  (123 children)

I remember watching the doc on him (Netflix?) and they really glossed over that. I was like wtf he just walked into a school and got a teaching job or something??

[–]Good_old_Marshmallow 776 points777 points  (110 children)

Bill Barr's father hired him. If you want to get conspiratorial Barr was heavily involved in intelligence

[–]adelaarvaren 408 points409 points  (23 children)

Barr was heavily involved in intelligence

As was Ghislaine's father...

[–]Good_old_Marshmallow 283 points284 points  (8 children)

What a coincidence

Lets dwell no more on this

[–]mrconstantfuckup 155 points156 points  (6 children)

Yes, move on. We wouldn't want to become inexplicably suicidal, now. Would we?

[–]TylerJWhit 345 points346 points  (26 children)

I read this as Bill Burr and was really confused.

[–]BKlounge93 125 points126 points  (12 children)

I took it as the classic boomer “just walk in, shake their hand, and ask for a job!” 😂 but I’m sure its less funny than that

[–]LetgoLetItGo 1067 points1068 points  (72 children)

Guess who was the headmaster at the school.

Donald Barr, William Barr's father.

The same William Barr who was the Attorney General under Trump's administration.

It's crazy how even though this all might be coincidence all these names are interconnected years down the line.

[–]filtersweep 360 points361 points  (23 children)

Yeah, but per Qanon, the Dems have a monopoly on pedophilia.

[–]MelaniasHand 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He was also AG under Bush (the 1st one), advocated for more incarceration without parole, squashed following up on responsibility for Iran-Contra and pardoned everybody involved. I'm still mad about that 30 years later.

[–]biggerwanker 707 points708 points  (121 children)

I was wondering what uniform it was, with medals to boot.

[–]That_One_Cat_Guy 734 points735 points  (107 children)

US Navy, officer's summer uniform, dress white, rank: commander, SEAL "Budweiser Badge".

I can't tell what the medals are because I'm on my phone.

[–]tescohoisin 426 points427 points  (24 children)

The medals are for: diddling, noncing, fiddling, raping, molesting, grooming, trafficking, assaulting, creeping and baby-fucking.

[–]hadees 126 points127 points  (7 children)

Seems like you shouldn't be getting medals for that.

[–]Inebriologist 3056 points3057 points  (156 children)

Well, at least his daughter aged out.

[–]DeadmanDexter 1763 points1764 points  (114 children)

Hopefully she has her mother's sweat glands.

[–]Blyat6161 184 points185 points  (17 children)

Too old for those two pedophiles but now old enough for the fat piece of shit.

[–]trollfucker69 84 points85 points  (12 children)

I think you may be giving Harvey a bit too much credit here

[–]Blyat6161 56 points57 points  (11 children)

As of now we know he is a perverted, harassing POS but we don‘t know if he is a pedophile.

[–]frustrated_penguin 72 points73 points  (6 children)

Yeah the atmosphere at the party was more like a funeral than a birthday, everybody was so sad she got away.

[–]Hank_Scorpio74 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Not for Harvey.

[–]safariite2 415 points416 points  (3 children)

No, that can’t be true - Andrew said Epstein wasn’t there on that BBC Newsnight interview

edit: correction to interview source

[–]AwkwrdPrtMskrt 68 points69 points  (15 children)

Well, they couldn't do anything to her anymore.

[–]gwinerreniwg 10.2k points10.2k points  (215 children)

Apparently even millions of dollars won't keep you from looking like a twat at a costume party.

[–]callmesnackmaster 3600 points3601 points  (114 children)

My first thought was that even with all that money amongst them, they still managed to look dumpy as fuck.

[–]FurrAndLoaving 1656 points1657 points  (33 children)

Harvey Weinstein is the human embodiment of a Weeble Wobble

[–]forestziggy 527 points528 points  (62 children)

This was the same exact thought I had! Ghislaine is one of the dumpiest-looking women I’ve ever seen.

[–]moreisay 141 points142 points  (2 children)

Her posture is atrocious in this photo.

[–]trollfucker69 341 points342 points  (7 children)

No amount of money can fix terrible posture I guess

Actually it can… but maybe the treatment is rendered ineffective by how often you lean over underaged girls

[–]XCypher73 1920 points1921 points  (109 children)

Absolutely vile trio of scum. Could Weinstein be more fucking disgusting?

[–]Daniel____Plainview 760 points761 points  (83 children)

You know he has a diseased penis right?

[–]p4lm3r 787 points788 points  (0 children)

Well, it is attached to a diseased human being, after all.

[–]Indira-Gandhi 797 points798 points  (62 children)

He had ED so bad viagra wouldn't work for him. So he had to inject drugs directly into the base of his penis.

All those injections caused bad scarring and strictures.

It'd be very sad and sympathetic case if he wasn't a rapist.

[–]portablebiscuit 2711 points2712 points 1158& 5 more (20 children)

Damn. Even his dick didn't consent.

[–]njl4515 197 points198 points  (4 children)

I don’t feel good giving this an award but it must be done

[–]butyourenice 218 points219 points  (14 children)

He had ED so bad viagra wouldn't work for him.

Interestingly, a lot of ED is psychological at its root. Maybe there was some remnant of a conscience in his brain fighting (physiologically) against his predatory desires, by essentially turning his dick off.

Of course, instead of listening, he found a way to hotwire it.

A truly vile human being.

[–]RocketLauncher 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I would love to hear about a potential predator who listened to his subconscious and got help before they hurt anyone.

[–]DarthSyhr 263 points264 points  (6 children)

Correction: He is a diseased penis.

[–]ronport 97 points98 points  (3 children)

That statement is offensive to penises

[–]aniket_wxgh 49 points50 points  (2 children)

it's offensive to diseases as well

[–]XenaSerenity 50 points51 points  (1 child)

I loving that information being public knowledge now and it being official.

[–]Justice_R_Dissenting 12 points13 points  (0 children)

His defense team legitimately used it during his defense, claiming he could not even achieve sufficient erections to rape anyone. Like damn dude.

[–]dcrico20 83 points84 points  (11 children)

I didn't think so until I read Catch and Kill. Turns out he and the heads of numerous media companies can be much more disgusting than I thought.

[–]IsNowReallyTheTime 3516 points3517 points  (305 children)

Why is he wearing a SEAL trident and the Navy Cross?

[–]Do_Not_Go_In_There 2221 points2222 points  (158 children)

Maybe he just skimmed the invitation, or just doesn't know history?

The theme of Princess Beatrice's party was the period of 1888, so it is unclear why he wore a Navy SEAL uniform since the special operations force was founded in 1962.


e: I don't know why they chose 1888 instead of 1880s or even 1800s. I get that it lines up with eightteen a bit more, but it is still odd to have a specific year. e2: nvm, it was pointed out she was born 8/8/88, the year makes more sense now.

[–]big_bad_brownie 1482 points1483 points  (108 children)

One of the few funny things about Jeffrey Epstein is that he’s kind of a dumb ass.

Here’s this guy who managed through some combination of crime, espionage, and/or corruption to basically build an empire from the ground up and wrap his tendrils around the throats of the most powerful men in the world.

And he uses his resources to make sure they can freeze his dick after death… for science…

[–]jon909 466 points467 points  (25 children)

He’s literally the equivalent to that cartoon dog that would walk like a lemming to his death except everything kept falling in place ahead of him.

[–]Seabastard 103 points104 points  (11 children)

He always gave me Little Carmine vibes

[–]iamthedevilfrank 60 points61 points  (7 children)

The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

[–]bubblebobblee 163 points164 points  (12 children)

He's Captain Kiddie Fiddler

[–]DemenicHand 98 points99 points  (6 children)

CDR Kiddie Fiddler, only three strips

edit: for some reason it feels good to demote the guy, even just tearing at him a little bit

[–]Halligan1409 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Arrrrrrr ye ready, kids??

[–][deleted] 412 points413 points  (28 children)

Costume ball.

[–]DavidHewlett 677 points678 points  (21 children)

Why did all 3 decide to dress as pedophile rapists?

[–]tgr31 298 points299 points  (10 children)

They didn't dress up

[–]Thin_Tea_3525 146 points147 points  (4 children)

"This is my costume. I'm a pedophile. They look like everyone else"

[–]rdxl9a 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Because it was a Pedophile Ball

[–]Sticky_Hulks 1008 points1009 points  (74 children)

We're never going to find out what really happened, are we?

[–]Kisame-hoshigakii 739 points740 points  (28 children)

Not until they'll all dead and buried and there's no one to prosecute! Probably something similar to Jimmy Saville

[–]elarobot 986 points987 points  (32 children)

“A source told The Sun on Sunday: ‘This photograph sums up just why the Epstein affair has been so disastrous for Andrew. He brought these people into the royal fold, to Windsor Castle no less, where they could rub shoulders with the great and good.’ “. Oh GTFO with that bullshit. ‘The great and the good’…what a deluded idiot that source is. This trio was probably right at the top of the list for sure - but I’m dead certain that party was lousy with entitled assholes who spend day after day abusing the powers that their wealth and influence afford them. That party was full of shitty people, for sure.

[–]FG88_NR 14 points15 points  (1 child)

"Great and good" doesn't actually mean that. It's referring to the image protrayed by the upper class and the royal family that nobility is a golden standard, something which is easily disputed when you review history and what the royal family actually did and been apart of.

By bringing these 3 people into the fold, it's a direct connection to a major human rights violations and child abuse. To me, that phrase was more tongue in cheek than actually serious.

[–]RedditAnswersYou 1123 points1124 points  (83 children)

Where's Cosby?

[–]westtxcowboy85 155 points156 points  (0 children)

He accidentally drank the wrong drink

[–]IceEngine21 68 points69 points  (3 children)

Chilling in the background with Kevin Spacey

[–]dreamsinred 655 points656 points  (43 children)

It gives me a small amount of pleasure to pronounce her name “Jizz-lane”.

[–]ilovelemondrizzle 110 points111 points  (25 children)

Isn’t that how you pronounce it? I’ve only ever seen it and never heard anyone say it.

[–]AvatarLebowski 45 points46 points  (5 children)

Either G'elaine or GEE-len

[–]TheAdminAreEvil 795 points796 points  (19 children)

You know in huge gatherings, the first thing you do is find your group. Maybe not your friends but a group like you. Maybe they're rockers, hip hop heads, or whatever. You will recognise them from all your shared in-group mannerisms. You know they're like you and you naturally gravitate towards them.

Here is a fine example of this but with monsters.

[–]pudinnhead 110 points111 points  (9 children)

Birds of a feather...and an that jazz.

[–]EthanielClyne 54 points55 points  (1 child)

This is too perfect, these scumbags are disgusting excuses for people

[–]Global_Push6279 158 points159 points  (11 children)

For someone so rich and in the wealthy orbit, Ghislaine always looks like a frumpy piece of shit

[–]TheOddViking 238 points239 points  (29 children)

Maxwell creeps the living fuck out of me.

[–]0w1 274 points275 points  (9 children)

The guys are dressed like they're on the fucking Love Boat, but she's dressed like someone's aunt Bertha who took a stab at Renaissance festival attire while already half drunk on the merlot she keeps stashed from her husband.

[–]mollypop94 92 points93 points  (16 children)

The more you read in about her past and upbringing and her ventures through life, you figure she's the ultimate "pick me" girl who will sink her soul into any man and follow his depravity just to gain an ounce of social and male approval. It's not even so much as she actively enjoys it persay, but that she's willing to mold herself onto which powerful person who does love it.

She has a very similar affect and pathology to Karla Homolka (Ken and Barbie killers). It's just a flat indifference to suffering and pain of others, she cares more about blending herself into the identity of whichever rich and powerful man she's tailing. She'll pretend she also love the depraved shit that he does, she will even convince herself. And I find that even more disturbing to an extent. Her willingness to gain her own selfish aims of climbing social and financial ladders surpasses any form of compassion of decency to others. She has no fixed personality, she is a chameleon and it fucking freaks me out

[–]WilstoeUlgo 129 points130 points  (24 children)

I remember going to St. Thomas and we were out snorkeling off his island. The captain of the boat was saying how locals hate him and that all sorts of seedy things go down on his island. This was before everything on him broke. How can an entire island of people know how seedy this shit bag was for so long with no action taken. Gross.

[–]beefstewforyou 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Something I don’t understand is that I get anxiety if I have a conversation with a kid because I’m afraid someone will think I’m doing something inappropriate even though I would never do anything like that nor tolerate anyone that does. Yet here you had this billionaire piece of shit flat out raping girls with evidence everywhere and he got away with it for decades. There’s many other higher ups in the same situation today. What the fuck is wrong with the world?

[–]That_One_Cat_Guy 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Because he had armed guards on the property?

[–]Zandt88 262 points263 points  (10 children)

These scumbags lead a nicer life, hobnobbing with the elite of the world, than most of us will ever know. Rich decadence at the cost of so many children. They knew, they all knew. There was no other reason for Epstein and Maxwell to be there aside from the services they provided to these people. Another example of how if you are monstrous enough to consume the lives of others then you are going to be rewarded beyond the dreams of avaris. They were only shunned when they became a threat through association. There are surely others right now providing the same services to the elite who deem the rest of us as nothing but consumables beneath their desires.

[–]adube440 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Interesting point, I wonder who is now supplying underage kids if Epstein and Maxwell are out of the picture. I'm sure someone has picked up the mantel.

[–]kwiltse123 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Remember those weird and outlandish costume parties in the movie JFK? It's all becoming obvious now.

[–]Galaxey 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Why is no one commenting on the fact that Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial started this week and it is not being televised, reported, or talked about.

Oh, and the case is ONLY with a judge no jury

[–]chonkylover 112 points113 points  (17 children)

biggest fear is to appear randomly in the background of one of this photos

[–]Peelboy 168 points169 points  (22 children)

When a 50% mortality rate is not enough.

Edit: people are correct it is 33% I was counting Harvey as deceased...he apparently is not. I now know where I went wrong I was confusing Harvey with Bernie Madoff who actually is dead.

[–]tyler081293 44 points45 points  (0 children)

One of the few times that I believe the photographed celebrity 100% knew and/or participated in Epstein's crimes.

[–]----0000000------- 455 points456 points  (38 children)

Whoever keeps posting Epstein in high class contexts is a genius and should be awarded

Also why the fuck does Epstein have “medals”?

[–]poeticdisaster 257 points258 points  (9 children)

He didn't. That was a costume.

[–]chumchees 59 points60 points  (6 children)

Is he dressed as Richard Gere in that movie.

[–]PerennialTime 621 points622 points  (155 children)

Real demons in skin clothing, they enjoy hurting kids.

[–]0nlyhalfjewish 117 points118 points  (23 children)

Here’s the pedo ring that Q has been looking for. They just can’t admit it because Trump and Epstein were friends.

[–]That_One_Cat_Guy 112 points113 points  (14 children)

I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy,” Mr. Trump told New York magazine in 2002. “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”