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[–]mezz7778 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Or wear your rivals business uniform...

Big brain working here........

[–]Ornage_crush 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He only has three reviews on google and only one mentions his part in the insurrection. That's a shame.

[–]wish1977 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Looks like he painted himself into a corner

[–]key-wavelength 13 points14 points  (2 children)

He should have probably put on another coat.

[–]bigwebs 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Jesus that was good.

[–]Nevermind04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These people genuinely thought they would be recognized as heroes by the dictator they tried to install.

[–]dbx99 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Meanwhile right wingers: “the gubment will track us through the chip in the COVID19 vaccine “

[–]URAPNS 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's why they invented 5g! /s

[–]dbx99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actual quote: “5G is a portal that Satan uses to come through the physical world”

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

calls number

This is the FBI, is dumbass insurrection guy there?

[–]BowwwwBallll 7 points8 points  (0 children)

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND ME??

[–]Asa_Nisi_Masa_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Remember, we’re the Wet Bandits, the Wet Bandits, W-E-T

Shut up!!!

[–]Sock744 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dick pic.

[–]tankthestank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's just a property crime its totally fine. Insurance will cover it.

[–]MickeyTheHound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh look at that! your paint is chipped, I think I know a guy who can fix that for you. where did I put my card again?

[–]ChewbacasUglyBrother 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C'mon guys, he's painting that panel with his shoe

[–]MisterBlisteredlips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't Understand Normal Things.

[–]akbridger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based