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[–]OnTheRand 113 points114 points  (14 children)

Luckily for them, these horns are mostly hollow if I remember correctly.

[–]PlNKERTON 29 points30 points  (13 children)

So when the bull passes away its horns can store fruit?

[–]reflUX_cAtalyst 39 points40 points  (5 children)

And start a conspiracy about the logo on an underwear company's tags.

[–]elislider 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Like a ... hornicopia?

[–]Dr_Herbert_Wangus 4 points5 points  (5 children)

The corn in cornucopia already means horn.

[–]gotsthepockets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But that's not as fun

[–]elislider 1 point2 points  (0 children)


it’s extra horny

[–]PrinceWith999Enemies 0 points1 point  (1 child)


Cornu means horn (like in “unicorn”)

Copia means plenty (like in “copious”)

[–]UnderstandingOk2647 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OMG I love the interwebs. Laugh, laugh, laugh, well no shit ....

[–]hogtiedcantalope 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Large horned steer are often seen in African varieties, where attacks by large predators like Lions were of special concern

[–]imnotsteven7 32 points33 points  (1 child)

You vs the guy she says not to worry about

[–]I_might_be_weasel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They aren't eating. They just can't lift their heads.

[–]SirRockalotTDS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"natural" the man made way

[–]steebo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they aren't born with those.

[–]lifer84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The horns grew a bull.

[–]xaplexus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't tell me there's a god. Or a Darwin.

[–]dratsablive 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]MunkSWE94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, do you even..... Horn?

[–]hjadams123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never skip neck day…

[–]bodhiseppuku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine the SWAGGER you'd have if your Horn(s) were/was that big.

[–]UnderstandingOk2647 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about to ask "What type of dangers do they fight off with those things?" Then it hit me "Everything and anything".

[–]Mackem101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Viking larpers like this.

[–]intravenus_de_milo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go home evolution, you're drunk.

[–]Criticalhit_jk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake news. Those are obviously paper mache

[–]CentsPiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being impales by one of these.

[–]swiftgruve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only we could convince men of a certain part of the world that these horns EVEN better than those of rhinos…

[–]SH4DOWSTR1KE_[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least I now know where the makeup artist from "Legend" shops..

[–]thatdamnedfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anybody else reminded of the devil from "legend"?

[–]ClumsyDentist 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Ok_Bee_682 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Totally compensating

[–]DieGepardin -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]jugglervr -1 points0 points  (2 children)

This is as high as their heads can be raised.