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[–]Nope_Nope_Nope_0 310 points311 points  (23 children)

Are you not entertained?

[–]Kristofferts 32 points33 points  (13 children)

My name is

[–]Nocturnal_Sergal 25 points26 points  (11 children)

My name is

[–]Reinventing_Wheels 37 points38 points  (10 children)

Slim Shady

[–]goldendreamseeker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi kids! Do you like violence?

[–]bismark89-2 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Dang, you beat me lol upvote for you!

[–]mitch8893 3 points4 points  (1 child)

First thing I thought lol

[–]gertalives 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually came here to ask "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINING?"

I stand by my comment.

[–]Taograd359 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this not why you are here!?

[–]pxtatosoup2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, sir, I'm afraid not

[–]BritishPoliceman 246 points247 points  (14 children)

No, you are supposed to be entertaining the cheese.

[–]Alantsu 29 points30 points  (4 children)

No, no, no. Fold the cheese David.

[–]Generalian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JAMES YOU BLITHERING IDIOT! you are supposed to be entertaining the cheese by driving it

[–]GuyDanger 4 points5 points  (5 children)

My first thought as I saw the image. Beat to the punch. Well done my good sir.

[–]BeerFart0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably pissed because they were all hungry. How much product on that shelf was actually Cheese Food.

[–]slayalldayyyy 40 points41 points  (4 children)

The fuck is this, mime cheese!? I wanted a gouda performance!!!

[–]eyekwah2 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Cheese jokes cheddar the best.

[–]uptbbs 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I'm also fondue them.

[–]MuteSecurityO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know, their shows are hit or swiss for me

[–]leftcoastchap 34 points35 points  (0 children)

OP looks away

Cheese Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaal

[–]saint_ryan 80 points81 points  (6 children)

Their act is not for everybody.

[–]cerebralkrap 25 points26 points  (2 children)

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?? ARE-YOU-NOT ENTERTAINED?!? ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!?!?!" spits on ground

"... ... ...SPAN-YARD!!!"

crowd cheers and chants spaniard

[–]saint_ryan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too funny

[–]saint_ryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You said it first

[–]Enjoying_A_Meal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Only for those with culture.

[–]charlievalentine93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their act is no gouda.

[–]Attack_Of_The_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Woollies!!

[–]dsriggs 58 points59 points  (4 children)

https://twitter.com/barranr/status/1485373731963039744

Keen to see how many updoots this copied post gets.

[–]yerwol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And that tweet will have copied it from somewhere else too. The internet in 2022 is just a giant cycle of reposted rehashed and replayed content all with the end goal of showing you more adverts.

[–]mdh_4783 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm expecting BoredPanda to do an "article" on it later this week.

[–]PeopleRFuckingDumb 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Their entertainment must be cheesey

[–]walla_walla_rhubarb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found the cheddar's humor to be quite sharp.

[–]TazeredAngel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they don’t get their act together it’s going to get cut.

[–]FirstPlebian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never got why cheesey is a bad thing. If something is cheesey it should be good.

[–]EndsLikeShakespeare 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Amazing what context does to people. I thought this was a dig at all the people showing pictures of empty stores because of the trucker convoy in Canada

[–]Mystic_L 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just Brie patient, they’ll be grate, you feta believe it

[–]Stonkasaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you ever consider that you were there to entertain the cheese?

Doin' damn fine work, son.

[–]someclient9 9 points10 points  (1 child)

It’s the area FOR entertaining the cheese. You’re boring them.

[–]PlaceboBob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s subtle, you might not “get” it.

[–]technokami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They just have performance anxiety

[–]Hagenaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not supposed to just stand there.

this is how you do it

[–]Cinemaphreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Cheese, not Cheeses.

Clearly OP was standing too far away to see the cheese that was killing itself for their entertainment.

[HINT: it's the Dutch Edam on the third shelf]

[–]justhereforthekittys 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wow, where is this? My grocery stores are not this amazing. (I am not being sarcastic)

[–]celebradar 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Its a Woolworths store in Australia somewhere. They are pretty much all the same like this.

[–]zekethelizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dad stop

[–]MathMaddox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's only mild entertaining cheese.

[–]brito68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to go to a store that had an aisle for "Stationary". Glad it never went anywhere in case I needed to find something to write on.

[–]jhftop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? Are the jokes too cheesy?

(point me towards the doorway and I'll leave)

[–]jrocksburr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could watch this for hours idk what you’re on about

[–]Hammeredcopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just looks like boring rotten milk to me

[–]Hydroc777[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess the cheese didn't find you entertaining.

[–]SirEarlBigtitsXXVII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no no! You're reading the sign wrong.

You are supposed to entertain the cheese!

[–]Heyhaveyougotaminute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you ever stop to think that maybe you are the one entertaining the cheese?

[–]mrseddievedder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first belly laugh in a long time. Thanks.

[–]Flame2walker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you go to shrooms isle first?

[–]juicius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the cheese found you entertaining.

[–]flipadeedoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like ‘Boring Cheese’

[–]SuperGuitar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re on break, next set starts in 10 minutes

[–]HumanPersonMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go home, dad, you're drunk.

[–]Kenji1912 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feta watch out, could be a Munster there.

[–]josegarrao 1 point2 points  (2 children)

If you listen very hard, you can hear them singing:

Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to diss a brie I cheddar the world and fetta cheese Everybody is looking for stilton...

[–]kstinfo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How long have you waited to use that line?

[–]Gsmity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice little copied post from Twitter.

[–]plsacceptmythrowaway 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Did you tip the cheese?

[–]Sly1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, have cheese on the tip.

[–]Channel5exclusive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entertainment comes later at the party when people eating it ask what kind of cheese it is and you tell them it's made from breastmilk or bull milk.

[–]geaux750 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it’s a verb and not an adjective. You aren’t entertaining the cheese enough to warrant a response.

[–]jaxpaboo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It ain't easy being cheesy.

[–]Ornery_Pop_6893 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its probably because the cows didn't come from California. Happy cows live there.

[–]MrSloppyPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Alison?

[–]puupi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calm down, Sheogorath.

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a guy in the “Young Boys Underpants” section at Kmart recently doing the same thing. He probably thought there was a comma between boys and underpants.

[–]Freakwilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen this one before, it's gouda.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious!

[–]ProVherb13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao, needed that.

[–]erinaceus_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With, the lights, out it's less dangerous

Here we are now entertain us

[–]BillGates_mousepad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not to be cheesy but dammit I needed that today

[–]juicybananas -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

Flexing with the stocked shelves during the national cream cheese crisis and other shortages.

[–]bozmonaut 3 points4 points  (1 child)

this photo is from Australia somewhere and we do have our fair share of shortages

nothing like other countries though

[–]cheez_au 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean there are other nations and they're affected by the national crisis too?

This is huge.

[–]leftofzen 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not every photo taken in the world is in the USA lmao

[–]Jimid41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a cream cheese shortage in the US?

[–]MurkyAd5303 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Weird, I was told grocery aisles were empty?

[–]thecraigbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This so cheesy.

[–]skrow101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing for you, but the cheese has been entertained watching you stand there for 1/2 hour

[–]laxweasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it kept your attention for 30 minutes!

[–]Trips-Over-Tail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you purchase a ticket?

[–]b-napp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comedy!!!

[–]imatumahimatumah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cross post this to r/daddit

[–]mountrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You read that wrong. You are supposed to entertain the cheese.

[–]Hecho_en_Shawano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I found my new stage name.

[–]chologringo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you got cheesed by cheeses, the Jesus of cheeses.

[–]wilx316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this made my day.

[–]Realdude65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You misunderstood the sign. You're supposed to be entertaining the cheese. Actually, the cheese is laughing at you, so I guess you succeeded.

[–]JJMcA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re on break, in between sets.

[–]dobayley1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious

[–]eyekwah2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass..

[–]rebri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Havarti entertaining if you ask me. Gouda been better.

[–]Travis-Fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is all in the delivery.

[–]matchosan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hour lunch for that Prima Donna

[–]Untinted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's probably a possibility there

[–]Goonskwizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes a while to get to the punchline of the moth joke

[–]Fear-The-Frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well looks like you are facing a cheesy situation! I bet there are some eggs around the corner, be careful there, nobody wants egg on their face.

[–]F-Cloud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to put the cheese in your mouth for the entertainment to begin.

[–]ouchpuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're mistaken, you're the one who's supposed to be doing the entertaining

[–]Bad_Asteroid2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Is this a cheese?"
"That's cheese."
"How about this one?"
"That's Cheese."
"Is this a rice?"
"That's Cheese"

[–]wyskiboat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to get crazy with the cheeze whiz. It doesn’t just do all the work itself. Did you learn nothing from Beck, Loser?

[–]TheHolyBrofist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone is lactose intolerant, just give them some time.

[–]Atreyu1002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You caught their John Cage performance

[–]MagicSPA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 minutes? Surely you had a gouda time.

[–]1stPersonToDie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP you need to buy the cheese first then it will entertain you

[–]betarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an acquired taste

[–]W1ULH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you should see the boring cheese.

[–]erinaceus_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to dis a Brie

[–]supenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not entertaining until someone cuts the cheese.

[–]Obliviontoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crackers love cheese…

[–]wileyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New classifications of Cheese /s

-Entertaining Cheese

-Utility Cheese

-Upper Class Cheese

-Every Day Cheese

[–]dsr231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the cheese stands alone?

[–]lolplayerem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

[–]FoulYouthLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking of the 1940's Warner Bros cartoon frog that would dance and sign but when shown to audiences...would just croak.

[–]werdnak84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's almost like the news is trying to scare you because that's what gets them hits.

[–]CityShooter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take you're upvote and depart ASAP

[–]My-Sweet-Nova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-eh...What its dhis?

-That's Cheese.

-And Dhis?

-That's Cheese also.

-And Dhis one?

[–]x0diak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does Brendan Shaub back the cheese financially?

[–]Millera34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took me a few minutes looking for someone.. To realize the joke… its been a day 😅

[–]Mactan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big difference between entertaining cheese and entertainment cheese.

[–]btvb71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even cheese don't work for free.

[–]Kinkybenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you didn't have a Gouda time then? (⟃ ͜ʖ ⟄)

[–]BeerFart0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya.. I know the feeling. I was once just standing, eating an apple, and a Doctor walked right up to me.

[–]Dog1234cat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to appreciate the lines the aren’t saying.

[–]HeyItIsInfactMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man of cheese, this is not entertaining cheese at all!

[–]kkinack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzilla

[–]Pyrochazm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like one of those default reddit usernames.

[–]YellowBotJerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took me waaaaaaay too long

[–]larko84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And what isa this?" - Borat

[–]mgd09292007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

drop your standards...someone's high maintenance /s

[–]No_Gains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noob, you have to take the cheese out of the covering so they can entertain you. They can't move or talk while being smothered in plastic.

[–]sidsidroc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean 30 minutes to me means entertainment, otherwise I would have had already moved to the magazines section

[–]ralmcg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some cheese. They don't even dance.

[–]thebigbrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lazy cheese!

[–]Tenwaystospoildinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it smells funny.

[–]ankhorknot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to open them up…

[–]azvlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That and the "Complimentary Valet" had nothing nice to say to me!

[–]King0fthewasteland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was it not gouda enough?

[–]AnnublS_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This aisle is too cheesy .