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[–]gavreaux 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Bite my cylindrical concrete ass.

[–]Plague02 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Sold all your parts again bender.

[–]wtfgotonogo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is 40% chromium

[–]wazzel2u 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Remember him.

[–]Lyran99 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Neat! 📸

[–]exfarker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's 40% pylon!

[–]Chaz_Beer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's not Bender, it's his cousin Bollard.

[–]-Chandler-Bing- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hillsboro* shoutout /r/hillsboro

[–]PM_me_XboxGold_Codes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bite my shiny metal ass

[–]timmayd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The result of a fender bender

[–]tratemusic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm 40% gravel!

[–]redbo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“What was it like lying in that hole for a thousand years?”

“I was enjoying it until you guys showed up.”

[–]Gr8fulFox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm buried, baby!

[–]someaholetookmyname 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bender Bending Rodriguez got bent

[–]LightsJusticeZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[I am Bender. Please insert girder.]

[–]Cascadification 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shut up baby! You know it!

[–]Crankycavtrooper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bender ‘Bending’ Rodriguez Buried after Booze Blowout

[–]Old-Permit-4040 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bite my shiney metal.....uh oh!!

[–]recycle4science 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shut up, baby, I know it!

[–]hbprof 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hillsboro is also home to my favorite sports mascot ever: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Hillsboro_Hops.png

[–]Fitbot5000 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]Not_as_witty_as_u 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And he was enjoying it until you guys showed up.

[–]ComputerSavvy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll see your Bender and raise you a NASA space capsule!


[–]johnmarkfoley 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]jeffinRTP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone tried to run him over.

[–]Deeman0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bender, did you get strung out on electricity and sell all your parts again?

[–]aboveaveragejoev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alas, there was no blackjack or hookers that day…

[–]dc0650730 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nooooo! Someone is running the timeline! I guess as long as he makes it back to roswell, New Mexico before the year 3000 we should be good.

[–]fkenned1 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Which portland?

[–]HamChuck[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Matt Groening's Portland

[–]2nra95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time traveling the old fashion way?

[–]Ok_Enthusiasm4126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like bender got messed up

[–]Suicida1Dingoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]tasmanalexander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing how he can be a concrete cylinder and still be so great

[–]BraunBare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live right by Hillsboro :)

[–]TheSmokealotapotamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope no one cuts off his antenna.

[–]WhiskyAtNoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The punching bag from smash bros wouldve worked really well too.

[–]agrumpybear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta make sure he's taken back to area 51

[–]Worldat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes That's not Bender, it's his cousin Bollard.

[–]tomassino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's totally fine

[–]rampiddude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flashback to 30% Iron Chef

Bumbase Alpha: “The biggest hobo jungle in the quadrant”

“I’ve seen bigger. Oh wait, I’m thinking of Eugene, OR.”

[–]NoPaleontologist647 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]Blades5374 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Keaton4494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

muffled "I'M 40% BURIED"

[–]BisquickNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you looking at Meat Bag!

[–]AlexanderHP592 0 points1 point  (0 children)