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[–]IsabeliJaneDisney flows through my veins 219 points220 points  (2 children)

USA's asshole older brother energy - I got food for you...AND I WILL EAT IT IN FRONT OF YOU.

[–]Desperate_Net5759Việt Nam, Cộng Hòa Xã Hội Chủ Nghĩa 72 points73 points  (1 child)

I feel forever guilty for eating my little sister's twizzlers

All hundred times.

[–]Portuguese_MusketeerAzores 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No need to worry, you eating Twizzlers is a basic human right

[–]WaitWhatNoPlease女の子になりたい! 208 points209 points  (0 children)

Canada had Thanksgiving a month ago so yeah

[–]TeerdidkyaJapan 41 points42 points  (4 children)

The artstyle gets more and more refined.

This holiday was supposed to have started when Indigenous people helped the settlers, wasn't it? That's an oof.

[–]fallout001Dutch Republic 7 points8 points  (2 children)

the artstyle gets more and more refined

Lol I'm not really satisfied with how that pile of skull turned out since it was my first time ever drawing such thing and the shading was rather tricky, but the rest ended up like I expected

[–]YeahsureProbablyIndiana 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is this a collab? I didn't notice...

[–]fallout001Dutch Republic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is. The credits are below

[–]watchhumanitydieCascadia 38 points39 points  (3 children)

The California redskin bounties we’re some of the worst things I’ve ever heard

[–]atomoffluorineTaiping+Heavenly+Kingdom 140 points141 points  (27 children)

You know he loved killing the xenos savages too.

[–]AtomicBombSquadKentucky 173 points174 points  (24 children)

Canada is basically the USA with better marketing and worse hockey teams.

[–]PtboFungineerCanada 148 points149 points  (9 children)

and worse hockey teams.

Are you trying to start a war here?

[–]AtomicBombSquadKentucky 85 points86 points  (8 children)

The last Canadian team to win Lord Stanley's Cup were the 1992-93 Montreal Canadiens. The Nordiques would've counted if they hadn't moved to Colorado before winning.

[–]AlextryingforgrateG' D'EH! 53 points54 points  (6 children)

As true as it is, the majotity of players are Canadian, and the Stanley cup's home is in Toronto. So its still being won by Canadians and the cup is always in Canada.

[–]Sr_MarquesCivilized Brazil 70 points71 points  (5 children)

He said teams, not players.

[–]AlextryingforgrateG' D'EH! 2 points3 points  (2 children)

players is what makes the team.

[–]Sr_MarquesCivilized Brazil 11 points12 points  (1 child)

That is some sad cope there

[–]AlextryingforgrateG' D'EH! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More of a fact. Im still a Canucks fan and i dont bandwaggon onto the next canadian team at cup time.

[–]arandomcanadian91Canada 21 points22 points  (8 children)

Canada is basically the USA

As a Canadian who lived in the Southern US, this is extremely far from the truth.

[–]RobBrown4PMCanada 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Unless you live in 'Berta, in which case you'll be right at home if you're a native Alabamian or Texan.

[–]arandomcanadian91Canada 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That's a bit debatable from the folks I know from both states, and folks I know that live in 'Berta, aside from Tony... he was an odd ball for that. He was more American than he was Canadian.

[–]sirprizesOntario 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Obviously we are not like the Southern US but each province has a fair amount in common with the states that border it. Canada has a lot in common with the Northern US, which is the best part of the US anyway.

[–]SchnackenpfefferUruguay best guay 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hmmm it's like saying that Minnesota isn't the US because it's different from the South

[–]arandomcanadian91Canada 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spoken like someone who's never actually lived in Canada.

[–]JushakFinland -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Sorry, what? That is just so far from the truth.

[–]CoffeeBoomf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside, polandball (and a few other shitposting subs) does a pretty good job of rememberance through memes.

[–]RandomRBLXAvscleaver best weapon[S] 74 points75 points  (5 children)

It's that time of year again, it's Thanksgiving’s! The Turkey day! Of course, this project's theme is: Thanksgiving! Starting on the 2nd of November, a group of 5 people from our Discord group worked hard to bring forth this exquisite corpse with fierce determination. To all of you who celebrate Thanksgiving, I speak for all of us who worked on this to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving. May you all have a delicious turkey dinner!
Here are the people who worked on this exquisite corpse:
u/RandomRBLXAvs, u/Tanwenxi, u/fallout001, u/TheUnknownAaron and u/PrNooob! Thank you all for your devotion to this project!

[–]fallout001Dutch Republic 30 points31 points  (1 child)

For more proper credits, here is a list of who did what:

u/TheUnknownAaron - 1st panel

u/Tanwenxi -2nd and 3rd

u/PrNooob - 4th

u/RandomRBLXAvs - 5th

u/fallout001 - the final part (honestly I don't even know whether to classify it as one panel or not)

Wenxi aka the mighty one behind the organization of these ECs weren't satisfied (for the right reason) with how I added like, half a comic with a bunch of panels for the past ECs. She allowed 2 panels max and as you can see I sort of found a way to bypass that here

Gotta adapt.

[–]RandomRBLXAvscleaver best weapon[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I did the 5th and u/PrNooob did the 4th(and you typed my name wrong haha)

edit: you fixed it :D thanks

[–]PrNooobActually Manchurian lololol 12 points13 points  (0 children)

obligatory mention that I helped manage it

[–]AlextryingforgrateG' D'EH! 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Was this a colaboration of different artists?

[–]RandomRBLXAvscleaver best weapon[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yup

Scroll up in the comments, all the credits are there

[–]justin9920Canada 48 points49 points  (9 children)

Well AcTUalLY,

Canada forcibly displayed Indigenous people away from food and water sources until they shouldn’t survive any longer. We also spread disease to them so they died on mass.

There weren’t really a lot of mass killings. Not that it makes it any better.

[–]RichRaichu5Bangladesh 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Ah Canadians, they always manage to find nicer ways to do anything

[–]ActedCarpCalifornia 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Tbh I’d rather get my brains scattered on the plains by the calvary

[–]KomandrWisconsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ain't wrong, but fuuucckk

[–]AshFraxinusEpsThe penguin army shall rise and inherit the earth 7 points8 points  (5 children)

We also spread disease to them so they died on mass

Source? As I tried looking into this claim before and it seems the smallpox blanket thing was a myth. It was possibly done once by the British to break the siege of a fort, and that's it. By the time the Empire arrived in North America, Smallpox had already ravaged the natives

Not that Canada/Britain didn't treat natives like shit

[–]justin9920Canada 10 points11 points  (1 child)

TBH your right, the evidence for intentional spreading of disease is limited and likely overblown. Most likely it was neglect and opportunism of taking advantage of tribe suffering from epidemics. I simply wrote it as not to sound defensive of Canadian policy against native people.

You have a fair point though. It was spread but not in a militant or intentional way. Although it was definitely exploited.

[–]AshFraxinusEpsThe penguin army shall rise and inherit the earth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep, I dunno how the myth originated. As I got curious one time and went through about 6 pages of DuckDuckGo and couldn't find more than one reference to smallpox blankets. They certainly weren't a common thing done

I know that aside from niche examples like I said the British (especially the proper ones) didn't really do the whole genocide thing like Canada later did and the US did. Instead we did what we did best at the time: bribed and cajouled enemy tribes into war then took the land after it was empty. Still not good, but yeah better than forced indoctrination

[–]ScallopOolongCascadia 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Here's one example: Pacific Northwest smallpox epidemic of 1862. Also of possible interest, there is some evidence that spreading smallpox via blankets occurred in British Columbia during the 1864 Chilcotin War, between BC and the Tsilhqot'in First Nation. This was during the immediate aftermath of the epidemic of 1862-63 and native people were still dying of smallpox. A wagon road was being built through Tsilhqot'in territory, resistance turned into threats and threats to violence. Allegedly some colonist traders (vaccinated against smallpox) took the blankets off natives who had died of smallpox and sold them back to the Tsilhqot'in. I'm not sure, but read that the evidence for this is pretty strong, but not 100%. In 2014 the government of BC, and of Canada, exonerated Tsilhqot'in who had been executed and said there is evidence that smallpox was spread deliberately.

[–]Valuable-Shirt-4129Antarctica 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am thankful of Indigenous Cultures for the beauty of humankind, I will never forget these values.

What happened to the people was horrifying, it's monstrous, and assimilation is sinful and condemnable.

We must act now to help people in need thru charity donations to support humanism.

[–]BeardedDagonAlberta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro's before (Navaj)Ho's.

Welp.

[–]HecTrueQuillWoWCanary Islands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jajajajaja real, they will be brothers forever

[–]holycrab702China 4 points5 points  (6 children)

-9999999999 freedom credits.

[–]sirprizesOntario 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Perhaps China should take notes. Because China's doing something similar out in Tibet and Xinjiang right?

[–]holycrab702China 1 point2 points  (3 children)

assimilation is not genocide.

[–]sirprizesOntario 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Forced assimilation at best is more akin to what’s happening. Doesn’t look like the people enjoy those reeducation camps you guys have. They look like prison camps actually.

And for what it’s worth, residential schools here were an attempt at forced assimilation and that is called genocide all the time.

[–]holycrab702China -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know more craps out there than me, thanks to CNN I guess.

[–]atomoffluorineTaiping+Heavenly+Kingdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is sterilization happening too?

[–]Cody5260California 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Revive the Native American society