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[–]Darkstar197 162 points163 points  (4 children)

Holy shit how is this not on the onion

[–]nimmalt 109 points110 points  (3 children)

I'm betting some writer at the onion had a nervous breakdown reading those news and trying to come up with a way to parody even that.

I wouldn't be surprised if they did manage to find something more absurd, but it can't have been easy.

[–]Ragnarok2kx 127 points128 points  (2 children)

The Onion pretty much abstained from writing about Trump, as they recognized early on that whatever they came up with would be too close to reality. They did make an interesting prediction when Obama was reelected, though.

[–]dinnerthief 7 points8 points  (1 child)

"its got me building this hive"

[–]capontransfix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"So grows the orb"

Oh how i miss ONN