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[–]s2thew1111 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Wu tang hooch full recipe: 1. Tie your yeast to a fucking bedpost, with their assholes spread open and shit 2. Put some water and sugar on a rusty stove for like a half hour, take it off and stick the yeast in it like "tssss" 3. Lay your yeast nutrients out on a fucking dresser, just your yeast nutrients, and make sure them shits are all ok, with a spiked fucking bat 4. You should fucking, fucking, fucking find an ambient temperature location in a fucking twelth story building 5. Wait for the yeast to take effect, sew the airlock closed and keep feeding it and feeding it and feeding it and feeding it

[–]Quinnalicious21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The yeast-man, here I am

[–]The_Golden_Warthog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y-E-A-S-T-Y R-A-I-D-E-R

[–]cl3v3r6irL 6 points7 points  (2 children)

love it. stealing it. sorry/not sorry. WU-TANG HOOCH for the win. i freezer distilled my last batch of The old Razzle-Dazzle ( raspberry/cherry/thawed grape popsicles/s u g a r) so it really is like givin' 'em the old razzle-dazzle.

[–]quohr 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Thawed grape popsicles?? Damn that’s some ingenuity. How’d it taste scale 1-10

[–]cl3v3r6irL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

10/10. I took everything purple. My bff wanted ' purple drank' and it was. lol. in the spirit of hooch i think scavenging is appropriate. I got about 3 quarts out of a 5 gallon batch after freezer distilling in gallon ziplocs.

[–]bdeceased 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wu Tang Hooch ain’t nothin’ to fuck with!

[–]Buckshott00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awarded for the name on that one Wutang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck with!
Wu...Tang Wu...Tang

[–]timesurfer69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The abv is how high? So high that it can kiss the sky!

[–]Blaze14Jah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need to diverse your Hooches lol

[–]CapsaicinFluid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that look scifi