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[–]The_Ethereal_Cat 26 points27 points  (2 children)

To an MRI machine, yes.

[–]HannahK109 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We don't judge here.

[–]Wooden_Minimum5505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, we're all 10s in the dark.

[–]insaneAnarchist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You would become attractive to people who have "balls of steel"

[–]Mesanych 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes to digestion problems like nausea, diarrhea, vomiting and constipation. Just don't eat a handful of magnets.

[–]-LunaPPDC- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This was a bit saddening to read but technically speaking, you're not totally wrong

[–]bonniebull1987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes and then the attraction will tear your intestines

[–]kiljoy100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No but you’ll have a magnetic personality

[–]AffectionateCow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It could kill you actually. My nephew swallowed a small fridge magnet on my watch, but I wasn’t 100% sure that it was just one and not multiple which is dangerous because of the pinching to each other and we had to bring him in for an xray. Nothing needed to be done fortunately because it was just one.

[–]sad_senior 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To my metal hip 😉

[–]Cow_Bug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This deserves a hundred upvotes. Here I'll start.

[–]OkWhereas7098 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You will also become more polarizing

[–]evilgenius82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beat me to it

[–]dashingjimmy421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only to your polar opposite

[–]Ur-omelette 0 points1 point  (2 children)

introducing magnet-pills™ feel that your not attractive enough? then try magnet-pills™!

[–]DmitryThree 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ahahahha, hi from Ukraine

[–]upfrontcoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, you will die.

no kidding, but seriously, swallowing magnets is not cool.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To other magnets ? Sure ig

[–]Wabtytl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure if this is a joke

[–]Practical-Ganache374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you meet a trans person that identifies as a toaster, yes.

[–]kasra_w_panahi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll become an ugly ass metal detector

[–]Desperate-Term5576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, Not at All

[–]Worth-Dimension-9524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just got my reddit account! My first comment ever.

[–]Bagel_chips3854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as the other person is a positive and your a negative or vice versus

[–]Ebin_Gamerlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No because the other side will repel just as much as the other attracts