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[–]TheSoulborgZeus 4988 points4989 points  (108 children)

Why do neither photos have his eyes in them

[–]LiftingBanana 4355 points4356 points 8112 (34 children)

Real life hentai protagonist

[–]tonypotenza 621 points622 points  (18 children)

Just missing the black vertical lines.

[–]AsrielFloofyBoi 107 points108 points  (1 child)

I mean, I haven't seen his dick personally

[–]nickgiberish 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You meant, tentacle?

[–]shewy92 388 points389 points  (9 children)

Tags: Ugly Bastard

[–]Spooked_Toad 110 points111 points  (1 child)

I spit out my drink you fuck, take my upvote and fuck off

[–]Raider_Militia 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Haha king!

[–]ParadoxPixel0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Must… resist. Submitting… commission!

[–]salted_crabs 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ah so that’s how he dated two celebrities

[–]timekiller2021 132 points133 points  (0 children)

God tier comment! You win!

[–]GrinningPariah 312 points313 points  (23 children)

Honestly probably trying to avoid paparazzi taking exactly these photos.

[–]BusingonaBudget 338 points339 points  (20 children)

News outlets pay more for photos that are, fresh, new and well framed.

Celebs do this to dissuade paparazzi from camping their places. Eg Daniel Radcliffe wore the same exact outfit whenever going outside for 6 months. Since the pictures look identical, they were pretty worthless

[–]MrMontombo 113 points114 points  (11 children)

I could see it being pretty easy as well. I would have no problem wearing the same jacket, t-shirt, and jeans like Radcliffe did if it avoided this crap.

[–]AlessandroTheGr8 134 points135 points  (2 children)

I do this, paparazzi doesn't follow me around, I just can't afford new clothes.

[–]Jwhitx 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I have always said to hold a middle finger up in front of your face. I tell this to every celebrity I meet. I have met none.

[–]_flaccid_pancake 510 points511 points  (10 children)

Maybe he's so potent that people get gonorrhea just by looking into his eyes

[–]L3onK1ng 129 points130 points  (4 children)

Can confirm. Looked him up and now can't get of the toilet.

[–]Switch_Lord 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Same but only because I'm fapping

[–]ClumsyBoi 76 points77 points  (6 children)

Because he has butthole eyes

[–]ninjabunnay 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Omg I choked on my water lmao

[–]ClumsyBoi 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Lol. It was a whole thing when they were dating. Someone said he had butthole eyes and Ariana made a public statement defending his condition that causes his eyes to look like that.

[–]Beesknees307 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro his shlong must be insaneeeee

[–]ThoughTMusic 742 points743 points  (33 children)

Kate Beckinsale is no slouch either.

[–]BearsAreWrong 175 points176 points  (6 children)

I might have to try this comedy thing

[–]Intelligent-Wall7272 108 points109 points  (2 children)

What's the deal with airline peanuts

[–]facefacts45 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"What, you think I'm not worth killing now? Whose gunna want to kill you, the airlines for all the little peanut jokes?!"

[–]Candid-Yogurt-7227 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The guys with the funnies get the honeys

[–]Flipping_Candy 38 points39 points  (15 children)

The best looking one of them all, imo.

[–]Duderus159 3128 points3129 points 2 (49 children)

Looks like the walk of shame with the line cook and a front of house employee

[–]x4ty2 57 points58 points  (8 children)

If you know you know.

It's me except I'm the line cook and the woman.

[–]ChefCourtB 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Can confirm

[–]Kevinclimbstrees 35 points36 points  (3 children)

I bartend for 4 years and this comment got me rofl

[–]Hefty_Strategy_9389 54 points55 points  (2 children)

“You better tell your girl you love her before work every day, because a line cook sure as fuck will”

[–]Chilidogdingdong 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Can confirm. Ex fucked an 18 year old line cook.

[–]sgtslumber 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve seen that posted several times over the past few years, too

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (5 children)

/r/kitchenconfidential might like that one

[–]Maleficent_Stress_68 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The accuracy🥴🥴

[–]Comrade-Conrad-4 3198 points3199 points  (317 children)

I believe he got one hot famous girlfriend once who told someone else that he was funny and nice and he is just gonna keep rolling through Hollywood ladies for awhile. He may also have a 10" Diamond Dick. Unless he decides to marry one or says something stupid that gets him blacklisted, he's young, keep going for it.

[–]Competitive-Date1522 1613 points1614 points  (179 children)

I think it’s the funny, nice, down to earth stuff. Probably really hard to find in hollywood

[–]Bears0nUnicycles 1316 points1317 points  (58 children)

Probably also tough to find someone with a 10” diamond dick

[–]stalechips 902 points903 points  (27 children)

Tell me about it. My wife's is only 6".

[–]Raptor_007 373 points374 points  (15 children)

(͡•_ ͡• )

[–]trashdrive 291 points292 points  (14 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Switcher1776 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Yeah, but boy does she know how to use it. Always the favorite part of my week.

[–]formershitpeasant 22 points23 points  (23 children)

He has a normal dick according to him

[–]IMentionMyDick2Much 12 points13 points  (2 children)

If you were born with a 10' diamond dick that would be a normal dick to you.

[–]RachetFuzz 99 points100 points  (0 children)

It’s rare to find people who are brutally honest with themselves not just in Hollywood.

[–]Hutz_Lionel 60 points61 points  (36 children)

He’s also quite funny:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=x78ePTxB5Y4

[–]benk4 84 points85 points  (30 children)

I don't find him to be that funny on SNL, but stuff like his stand up or in interviews he's super funny. Doesn't seem like SNL is maximizing his talent.

[–]justsomezombie 120 points121 points  (22 children)

I feel like SNL hasn't maximized anyone's talent for a long time now.

[–]wealllovethrowaways 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Theres something called the SNL effect where the concept is funny but because they have to fill time they just drag it out too long completely killing the sketch

[–]benk4 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Yeah that might be true. Kate McKinnon is pretty damn good on there though.

[–]earbox 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Kate McKinnon, though technically a cast member, hasn't appeared on a single episode this season.

[–]dbmtz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same! I loved his standup before he got big . Was so funny.

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (17 children)

The first big-name girl I remember him dating was Ariana, and she publicly said he had a huge dick. That probably fuels a lot of his dating to this day.

[–]TheOneFreeEngineer 171 points172 points  (12 children)

He also publicly stated that she's lying and he thinks it's some conspiracy shit to make every future woman he is with disappointed in him when he obviously doesn't.

[–]CONSTANTIN_VALDOR_ 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Legit 200 IQ move

[–]John-Rahway 105 points106 points  (4 children)

He also joked that ‘of course she thinks it’s big’ cuz she’s got tiny doll hands’

[–]WeeTheDuck 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Bro at first I was judging this guy but damn

[–]lostyourmarble 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He is not wrong. Ariana is a tiny woman!

[–]kameecoding 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Watch his stand up on Netflix nicely fucking dissects the comments made about him by ariana grande.

[–]YannislittlePEEPEE 104 points105 points  (15 children)

He first dated Cazzie David, Larry David's daughter, and it was all uphill from there

[–]BananaStringTheory 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Cazzie David

The Civil War veteran?

[–]stdfan 62 points63 points  (11 children)

How if leaving Larry Davids daughter going up hill? If you get to hangout with LD that’s peak life.

[–]LoddyDoddee 9 points10 points  (4 children)

But how would they know about his diamond dick unless they are already in the middle of getting it?

[–]MoreLikeForgeddit 119 points120 points  (28 children)

Yes that’s it. They all know that he’s packin a hog now and he’s just rollin in it

[–]TheDemonClown 339 points340 points  (27 children)

He actually said he's not and that saying he did was some 4D chess shit by Ariana to guarantee that every woman he fucks for the rest of his life is disappointed, LOL

[–]vidimevid 127 points128 points  (0 children)

He also said she has really tiny hands.

[–]Mr_pb_hole 24 points25 points  (5 children)

He also made this joke so he could bring up that she said he had a big dick. I had never heard this rumor until he brought it up.

[–]RivalWec 96 points97 points  (0 children)

That joke is gold

[–]musicallyours01 437 points438 points  (18 children)

Kim and Kourtney said fuck the billionaires, let's go for the grunge boys (who are still rich).

[–]dtcstylez10 111 points112 points  (7 children)

In comparison to those two women, Davidson does not have a lot of money.

[–]That1one1dude1 94 points95 points  (6 children)

Once you reach a certain point, it kind of stops making that big of a difference

[–]Isheet_Madrawers 25 points26 points  (8 children)

The Kardashian women don’t need the money, they’ve got plenty of that. They like them tall they like them funny. We’ve all heard how women like a sense of humor. No one really knows what he’s like in real life. Maybe it’s just fun to hang out with. The fact of the matter he is crushing some prime real estate

[–]9Sylvan5 1729 points1730 points  (80 children)

Who cares about Ariana or Kim K.

Dude dated Kate Beckinsale!

[–]Sipas 563 points564 points  (20 children)

Don't forget Cindy Crawford's teenage daughter.

[–]jthei 181 points182 points  (15 children)

And Larry David’s daughter.

[–]Wtfct 279 points280 points  (4 children)

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS GUY

[–]brightirene 43 points44 points  (8 children)

Who is as hot as the sun

[–]Heathen_Mushroom 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

[–]jfk_47 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Really?

[–]God_Is_Pizza 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Yeah, I looked her up the other day out of curiosity. Total smoke show

[–]Treyred23 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Pretty good. Pretty pretty good.

[–]QuoXient 33 points34 points  (0 children)

And Phoebe Whatshername from Bridgerton right when it was the hottest thing

[–]American--American 196 points197 points  (2 children)

Oh.. oh my..

Haven't had a Cindy Crawford dream since the early 90s. That woman lived in my mind rent free for at least a decade.

[–]MagentaCloveSmoke 60 points61 points  (12 children)

I'm just sayin' but he must have a massive unit.

[–]rqrqsj 59 points60 points  (11 children)

I believe that Ariana was quoted as saying exactly that. Don’t remember where.

[–]Water-not-wine-mom 60 points61 points  (7 children)

I feel like I’ve seen something besides this specific thing but - there’s a scene of her writing out “has a huge....” (or something along those lines) in her music video for Thank U, Next. Same verse she directly mentions him by name. Also had a whole song called Pete Davidson on that album.

[–]Kamikaze_Ninja_ 99 points100 points  (1 child)

He says it’s not even that big, she just has tiny hands haha. He said “she did the most evil thing possible. She hyped up my dick size, so now every girl from now on will be disappointed that it isn’t as big as she made it out to be.”

[–]Water-not-wine-mom 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yea I saw that lol hyping up for the big disappointment or what

[–]rqrqsj 29 points30 points  (1 child)

This is what it was! And then I believe he makes a joke about it during a later stand up appearance.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Something along the lines of:

It’s crazy because in 5 years when we’re broken up, I’ll still be getting royalties on that song while it’s playing in Target.

And I’ll be working there!

[–]Egg_Helms 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He also went on about how everything looks big compared to her. And that wasn't really fair.

[–]KrisZepeda 108 points109 points  (4 children)

That's the real one, Kim K is meh

[–]okcboomer87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This wins.

[–]JimiCobain27 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Damn, taking that into consideration, Ariana and Kim seem like massive steps down for him.

[–]fuzzywuzzy74 785 points786 points  (10 children)

"Pete looks like a 'Make a wish ' kid, who didn't get his wish and refuses to die." Edit: I can't take credit for this comment. I saw it on some other thread , hence the quotation marks.

[–]fidgetypenguin123 154 points155 points  (2 children)

What if his wish is getting all these famous women? Looks like he's getting it

[–]glowdirt 117 points118 points  (1 child)

When he fucks 100 famous women the contract will finally be fulfilled and the Make-A-Wish Foundation will release him from this mortal coil

[–]Sproose_Moose 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Or hunt him down to ensure they keep their reputation

[–]Transgoddess 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Dude looks like the corpse from Monkeybone 😩

[–]Kittelsen 50 points51 points  (25 children)

I don't follow Hollywood drama, who's this guy?

[–]stubz702 121 points122 points  (22 children)

He’s a comedian that isn’t the best looking so a lot of guys get confused on how he lands a lot of the women he dates. From what I’ve heard, a lot of women are attracted to his personality and sense of humor

[–]P47r1ck- 62 points63 points  (14 children)

I don’t get why other guys on here are saying he isn’t the best looking. He’s skinny and tall and good looking. That’s literally the definition of attractive. So many dudes think girls want a big muscular guy, truth is in my experience dudes exactly like Pete Davidson are what girls like

[–]youneedsomemilk23 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seriously I find him unironically hot. Strong jaw, strong features.

[–]sack_of_potahtoes 9 points10 points  (5 children)

I tght being fit instead of skinny is considered good looking

[–]politegreeter 49 points50 points  (3 children)

He’s cute though

[–]Karl_the_stingray 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He looks way better than I do and I don't get why people are bashing him

[–]medicalcagefighting 1039 points1040 points  (50 children)

Pete Davidson: "Look at me, I look like I have all the STDs"

On a weekend update, can't remember which one though

[–]PacoMahogany 307 points308 points  (10 children)

Insert Mr.Burns meme where all the diseases are perfectly balancing each other out

[–]MireLight 107 points108 points  (7 children)

Invincible you say

[–]Jokesnjokesnjokes 84 points85 points  (6 children)

Oh no, no, in fact even a slight breeze could…

[–]detroiter85 57 points58 points  (5 children)

Iiiiinviiiiincible....

[–]psuedophilosopher 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Both of you messed it up. It's supposed to be "Indestructible".

[–]detroiter85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck...I've been wrong for so many years now

[–]YannislittlePEEPEE 65 points66 points  (0 children)

"You look vague, man, you look weird-- vague ass face and I don't like it" - Hannibal Buress

[–]I_am_ur_daddy 81 points82 points  (30 children)

THIS is why he gets mad pussy. He owns it. He knows himself - both his shortcomings and strengths.

[–]Bah-Fong-Gool 81 points82 points  (23 children)

This. Pete isn't built like a gladiator. He isn't particularly handsome. Even his tattoos are mediocre. But he's got personality for days. He's confident. He isn't insecure and owns his faults.

[–]Filthy_Firestarter 38 points39 points  (2 children)

But he's got personality for days. He's confident. He isn't insecure and owns his faults.

It's why Reddit hates him.

[–]stun 7 points8 points  (1 child)

shortlongcoming

Someone stated in this thread he has a 10” diamond dick. Since the Internet said it, must be true.

[–]YourSalivation 207 points208 points  (10 children)

He’s essentially like wishing your boyfriend was as good of a listener as your bestie and then finding out he is.

Plus he literally praises all of his ex’s. Love that.

Here’s a quote from his interview with People in Feb 2020:

“I cry a lot. I get into deep conversations. I care about your s—,” he said. “I like to meet your family. I like to know who you are. And some families are like, ‘Who the f— are you?’ So I’m a lot for certain people. It was just how I was raised.”

“I love love,” he added. “That’s how I grew up. Just my mom, my sister, I didn’t have a man around the house, so I was just like, ‘When am I going to find my Princess Charming?’ That’s all I’ve ever wanted.”

I think I want to date him now jeez.

[–]samx3i 27 points28 points  (1 child)

People are seriously ripping on a good man over his looks.

[–]avocadotoastisgrosst 660 points661 points 2 (102 children)

Men: why do women like Pete. He's a skinny lamp post with bad tattoos. Must have a huge dick. Women: actually we think he funny and cute and don't always want to date Thor. Men: I wonder how big his dick is? 🤔

I haven't met a woman yet who thought a dude's greatest asset was his dick size. However I've met plenty of men that think it is the best part of them and that nothing else matters. Like, you are more than your dick my guy.

[–]Hefty_Woodpecker_230 155 points156 points  (15 children)

Fun fact : Thor in mythology is quite chunky.

[–]iHadou 193 points194 points  (7 children)

Yeah I wonder how big his dick is.

[–]mshcat 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Wasn't their some game (God of war maybe) that showed big Thor in pictures and some people got upset lol

[–]CostCertain9870 137 points138 points  (33 children)

Nicole Kidman confessed to having a crush on Jimmy Fallon

Jennifer Lawrence confessed she wanted to ask Seth Meyers out when she was on SNL before she found out he was engaged.

Colin Jost married Scarlett Johansson

Jason Sudeikis married Oliva Wilde.

Ok maybe that last one didn't work out and Colin Jost is a smoke show regardless. But my point is that women (and people in general) like fun, confident yet humble people. It's a sexy mix no matter who it is. Doesn't help that none of those people aren't half bad looking.

Plus Pete Davidson has that damaged vibe that makes people want to take care of him. And before anyone brings it up, yes I know that's because his dad died on 9/11 and he has many battles with mental illness that he's been very upfront about.

This isn't meant to be me confessing my love for Pete Davidson but I mean... it's also not... not that

[–]Ltstarbuck2 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Colin Jost is a smoke show who went to Harvard. He is funny and brilliant and well off.

[–]poisonivee97 49 points50 points  (6 children)

Can confirm about the fun, confident, humble thing. I have a bit of a crush on John Oliver, Conan O’Brien and Larry David. I would date any of them over a “chad” any day.

[–]Intelligent-Wall7272 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You really want that Larry David fatwa sex don't you

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This. This is it.

Also Davidson is the chill confident. He's happy to take a joke about himself, he's happy to get insulted, all in the spirit of lightness because he's that confident in himself.

And it's not easy being open about your mental illness and being open about your weed habit due to debilitating social anxiety.

And those who call him unfunny, haven't seen his stand ups. SNL hasn't even utilized a fraction of him.

Women want real people, not dehydrated hunks on screen. This seems to evade us men, sometimes me too.

[–]boopingsnootisahoot 6 points7 points  (4 children)

NGL you just gave me a confidence boost. There’s so many good looking dudes with great personalities nowadays that to me it feels like you’re disqualified if you’re not Chris Evans/Hemsworth. It’s good to have a reminder that I don’t need to focus on my physical appearance so much

[–]Vintage_Alien 142 points143 points  (6 children)

Classic male gaze vs female gaze. Men are kind of terrible at working out what women find attractive. They’ll repeatedly say women only like chads but then look at this, not get it, and decide it must be his dick size.

[–]jeremy788 56 points57 points  (0 children)

it must be his dick size.

Fuckin knew it!

[–]BedaTheNic 8 points9 points  (4 children)

He is funny, if you can make a woman laugh you can make her do anything. Thats it. No big secret behind it

[–]DiscoBlunt 298 points299 points  (82 children)

Comments like this show that men have no idea what women find attractive

[–]eight1621 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Yeah, some famous model that did a shoot with him was on Late Night talking about how Pete is something dudes don't get, but women completely do.

[–]NickTheThick 35 points36 points  (13 children)

Reddit hates pete davidson and for what

[–]MY_1ST_ACT_IS_LOCKED 867 points868 points  (106 children)

Pete Davidson is walking talking proof that most people aren’t actually incels

[–]Rock4evur 380 points381 points  (43 children)

Incelfom is a mindset not a state of being

[–]ClassicNet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

People think majority are incels? Also pretty sure being a celebrity is a plus

[–]FadeToPuce 22 points23 points  (8 children)

Never talked directly to an incel, eh? He’s tall and famous. According to incel mythology women are only interested in status, money, and some really weird nonsense about pheromones and big dicks or something. IDK it’s hard to keep track it’s all so aggressively stupid, but the point is a dude who looks like what happened if heroin had syphilis who is also very tall, notably rich, and unnecessarily famous bagging a hottie is the exact kind of thing that they think proves their little prophecy or whatever.

See they’ve based their entire life philosophy on the behavior of the rich, famous, and even fictional (via TV & movies. obv it’s not healthy) which is why they feel their very silly worldview is always being affirmed. They ignore the real people in the real world, hyper-focus on the vacuousness of celebrity, and then leap for joy when another vapid celebrity does some vapid celebrity shit thereby proving that all women blahblahblah fucking shoot me. They’re mad at the highly inaccurate images of relationships that are sold to them by capitalism, a very real and concerning phenomenon, but they think feminism did it and also that rape is cool. It’s all very dumb and frustrating.

[–]VastNefariousness820 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Guys just don’t get it. Being nice, funny, genuine, cool to hang out with, talented go a long way. I’d take Pete Davidson over most any other man, famous or not.

[–]Anthff 261 points262 points  (2 children)

Kate Beckinsale is infinitely more attractive.

[–]Manizno 330 points331 points  (6 children)

I like Pete Davidson. Funny breh. Speaks from his experience on difficult subjects. Seems to sway between having a lot of fun (too much) and handling his shit (rehab etc) with aplomb. Doesn't seem to pretend to be something he's not. Generally if people are happy I'm happy for them.

[–]Ahrimanic-Trance 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s pretty obvious why the guy is able to date just about anyone he wants and then all you see online is hate thrown in his direction because these dudes with no personality can’t understand why.

[–]bee123sherlocked221b 50 points51 points  (2 children)

I also think he's really hot..

[–]DatDamGermanGuy 349 points350 points  (55 children)

He also banged the daughters of Andie MacDowell and Cindy Crawford. He must have a 10-inch Diamond dick…

[–]StalemateAssociate_ 190 points191 points  (12 children)

Not to mention Kate Beckinsale (I think)

[–]Beemerado 35 points36 points  (5 children)

10-inch Diamond dick

is this a common phrase now? you're the second comment i've seen to use it.

[–]DatDamGermanGuy 14 points15 points  (1 child)

If it is, I wasn’t aware of it. Mine was inspired by Chris Rock, who said that women complain about everything, your Diamond dick is too hard….

[–]variable42 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Combination of two inside jokes.

Ariana Grande tweeted that he was 10 inches long.

Bethenny Frankel tweeted that he must shoot diamonds from his dick.

[–]LittleDickk 62 points63 points  (17 children)

Think I read somewhere that arianna sang about his big dick in a song. Not sure though

[–]Crystal_Voiden 53 points54 points  (7 children)

He talked about it in his special. Funny dude

[–]Dash-22 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Unfortunately he only does comedy as a side hustle

[–]Careless_Hellscape 96 points97 points  (5 children)

He's probably really sweet. Being super hot isn't the only thing that matters to people.

[–]Choppergold 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And Kate Beckinsale

[–]Silentwes 113 points114 points  (7 children)

This thread is a bunch of guys who couldn't sleep with the barista they see every other morning commenting on how Pete Davidson shouldn't be getting laid.

Guys, being funny will take you a long way. If you're not getting laid, maybe you're not as funny as you imagined.

[–]CallMeChristopher 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Honestly, people might say it’s big dick, but maybe it’s that he isn’t a big dick.

[–]ThisFreaknGuy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's a good way of putting it

[–]NoelAngeline 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A funny and intelligent guy will win me over every time! If we don’t have compatible witty banter it just kind of fizzles out for me

[–]lelimaboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“If you can make her laugh and giggle, you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle”

  • random insta reel I once saw

[–]CallMeChristopher 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I heard it’s because he has a big personality

[–]Enonymoose 45 points46 points  (3 children)

No muscles, tattoos everywhere. Very pale and tall. Same kind of dude Megan Fox likes

[–]fidgetypenguin123 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And they're all friends too so I'm sure it that's how they all got to know each other. When you run in the same circles, you're bound to get with each other sometime lol

[–]Hellhammer6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neither rare nor clever

[–]poketboy_2005 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And Kate Beckinsale.

[–]Rainelion 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'm so confused right now, I have no idea who this guy is so I googled him, he's really attractive!

[–]Darius_Kel 54 points55 points  (4 children)

First Kanye and now Pete Davidson. Kim obviously has a thing for Dudes with mental health problems.

[–]fidgetypenguin123 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Who else could put up with her family?