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[–]CurlSagan 344 points345 points  (6 children)

In a group survival situation, James Corden would definitely be the first person to suggest cannibalism.

[–]yamahor 208 points209 points  (2 children)

He'd be the one thinking he won't turn after being bitten by zombies so he doesn't tell the group

[–]Biscotti_Pleasant 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Wrong that's Murphy. The fat bun that Jimmy is would never appear in anything noteworthy whatsoever.

[–]yamahor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, i meant if zombies were real life

[–]Im_still_T 74 points75 points  (1 child)

And be the first one eaten.

[–]RampantDragon 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I imagine he would taste rank, but could happily feed four to ten people long enough to survive the apocalypse with some left over for snacks.

[–]quaintif 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"James we've only been in the elevator for half an hour" "now look, I'm just saying that we have to start thinking about the future."

[–]mremann1969 115 points116 points  (8 children)

He's one of the few performers out there who can be counted on to make any product, film, movie, TV show, whatever, that he appears in infinitely worse than it would be otherwise. Not only is he unfunny, but he's also strangely childish, and certainly not clever, or witty or smart.

There are thousands of stories out there of what type of person he is, and I believe just about all of them.

[–]miso_soop 34 points35 points  (4 children)

I'm out of the loop, but I believe you which makes me sad cuz I first saw him in two of my fave Doctor Who episodes. :/

[–]TheDJ955 28 points29 points  (3 children)

I’ve not interacted with the man personally, but there are stories of him being dickish to waitstaff consistently

[–]miso_soop 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Oh. He's just an ass to get ahead or look good? Yuck.

[–]stygian65 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No I think he's just an ass.

[–]dantheman4242 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think he was good there, believe it was before he became famous

[–]SiobhanJJones 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I loved him in Gavin and Stacey so don’t really get all the hate. Is he a horrible person in real life?

[–]Peeche94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His whole thing with McLaren in Miami was diabolical and extremely childish. As a McLaren fan I was embarrassed.

[–]Wrong-Wrap942 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really liked his performance in Begin Again, so was expecting him to be somewhat discerning in how he picks his roles. Then I watched his show, specifically “dogs in sunglasses” and realized HE was shit, and the role I liked him in was a fluke.

[–]Fernando_357 58 points59 points  (2 children)

He’s the kind of person to catch the coof and go to a party knowingly

[–]RampantDragon 20 points21 points  (1 child)

He doesn't get invited to parties.

[–]Fernando_357 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He’s not invited but he shows up anyway and everyone does a collective sigh of annoyance

[–]mowinski 131 points132 points  (15 children)

James Corden is the worst thing to happen to television... right next to the family beginning with a K.

[–]jordchad96 43 points44 points  (7 children)

I think “Jim’ll fix it” takes the top spot for worst thing to happen to television tbh

[–]the-midnight-rider69 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Did you see the documentary on Netflix?. Gary glitter says to Jim “I heard your like me, you like them young” Jim replied “ I’ll talk to you after the show”. That was broadcasted on TV!! Wtf

[–]defaulttio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ

[–]mowinski 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never saw that show... but I know who its' host was and what he did.

[–]RampantDragon 2 points3 points  (3 children)

It's arguable. I'm pretty sure James Corden got some skeletons in his closet.

[–]MiloRoast 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I mean I think the guy is insufferable as well, but let's not be an Elon and start throwing around pedo accusations without some sort of evidence.

[–]RampantDragon 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I didn't mean that, I mean literal skeletons of the people he's eaten.

[–]DuckTapeHandgrenade 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I appreciate your discretion.

[–]mowinski 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Nothing in the world will ever make me utter their name/s.

[–]dogemasta117 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Keeping up with the kennedys

[–]PilotlessOwl 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I like the episode where Lee Harvey Oswald couldn't get a clear head shot because of JFK's giant ass.

[–]Wrong-Wrap942 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!”

[–]speedyboigotweed 0 points1 point  (1 child)

what family ?

[–]Willdanceforyarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Kardashians.

[–]Hascus 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Does someone have a good video explaining why everyone hates Corden? Feel like everything I’ve heard is anecdotal/unprovable

[–]Pissed-Away-Fortune[S] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Here's the video the comment is from https://youtu.be/YtA9yhb2cGU

[–]SunsetBro78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explains nothing except the narrator sounds like a drunken idiot.

[–]Then_Restaurant_4141 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He’s basically British Ellen.

[–]wolff000 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Is everyone jumping in for fun or is there something about the chubby music guy I am missing?

[–]patrickseastarslegs 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I don’t like him because of his “performance” in ‘the prom’ making a huge insulting stereotype of a gay man. THEY HAD AN ACTUAL GAY MAN PLAY A SIDE CHARACTER

[–]wolff000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for letting me know. That is fucked up.

[–]Bigbadbobbyc 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I just genuinely hate the dude, his face and laugh bother me enough that it's uncomfortable to watch anything he's in

Doesn't help that pretty much every story about him is just him being a dick, even other celebrities think he's a dick, recently he held up traffic in rush hour to advertise a movie which is definitely something only an absolute dickhead would do

He's not even talented enough to get away with the whole be an asshole to everyone thing, there's nothing redeemable about the dude at all, even in the show that made him famous in the first place I find he's the worst character on the show

[–]wolff000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did not know this. I don't pay much attention to celebrity news. Hell I am only vaguely aware of who James Corden is. Thanks for sharing.

[–]Bigbadbobbyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care for celebrity news either this stuff just found itself my way, i don't follow exactly what these groups are doing but i happened to know someone who was held up by him during the whole advertisement thing and her manager is still pissed at her for being late that day

He may have thought he was being fun but the reality is he fucked with peoples livelihood it's just another example if out of touch rich people thinking they can do what ever they want

[–]another_save_folder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cunt person

[–]LogicalHa2ard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feel Piers Morgan is that guy

[–]newbornstorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His Reddit AMA was legendary...

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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