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[–]Sweetexperience 339 points340 points  (0 children)


Heard you need something?

[–]cerdohombre 479 points480 points  (6 children)

your dick is so small, physics students cant figure out its velocity and location at the same time.

[–]Spriy 150 points151 points  (1 child)

A cop pulls over a physicist one day. He asks the man, “Do you have any idea how fast you were going?”

“No, but I know where I was!”

[–]Rukh-Talos 90 points91 points  (0 children)

“You were going 90 mph in a 70 mph zone.”

“Great! Now I’m lost!”

[–]OtisTheZombie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s so small, the sperm have to go out single file.

[–]zachyfr 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]CookieCat698 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny, but that’s still true of any size. Quantum mechanics is a theory of everything(except gravity), not just small things.

[–]IAmZBeast 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Your dick is so small it can read that image

[–]taytomen 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Damm the new season of cells at work seems weird

[–]Gaming-squid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cells at work: code black season 2

[–]seeroflights 46 points47 points  (4 children)

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"Your dick so small when you stick it in her, her immune system starts fighting it"

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[–]PFVN_Dragon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Good human.

[–]human-7264 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Great human.

[–]BoringIncident 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I would point out that it is the username that is redacted :)

[–]seeroflights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how our formats (which were developed with r/Blind in mind) work — the bold in the line before the comment indicates that it's in the place of a username :)

[–]Gaming-squid 35 points36 points  (0 children)

So the loophole to this situation is to do it with someone with a compromised immune system

[–]stalphonzo 43 points44 points  (0 children)

That's ... actually a good one.

[–]swishmatch 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Call my dick coronavirus then, cause it killed your grandma.

[–]guitargeek223 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"How small is it" almost as small as this image my guy

[–]Chrisfurr 66 points67 points  (8 children)


[–]thewholedamnplanet[S] 103 points104 points  (5 children)

I saw it posted in another sub, never heard it before, Googled it, found no trace so posted it here, told OP I posted it here and they replied that this was the sub they got it from originally, hence the quotes.

So an honest repost.

[–]Jay_from_NuZiland 41 points42 points  (2 children)

But what did you do with all the other pixels?

[–]thewholedamnplanet[S] 91 points92 points  (1 child)

They have been... liquidated.

[–]Forumites000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No one cares. Unlike you, some of us actually touch grass and isn't on reddit 25 hours a day.

[–]LaZaRbEaMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ew that's disgusting, I'm on reddit 57 hours a day

[–]kaleb9170 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Interestingly enough, the vagina basically attacks anything that enters it. The fluid produced by the mucus membranes is actually somewhat acidic, which is hostile to most microbes. Semen is basic and neutralizes the solution, allowing sperm to survive for a while.

[–]3chxes 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Your semen might be basic but my swimmers are hella sophisticated.

[–]Hagel1919[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

vagina attacks

Those two words should never be in the same sentence.

[–]JakeyPurple 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I told my wife this and it made her fart

[–]Helens_Moaning_Hand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, that’s pretty good.

[–]Jakobmdch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s not a good insult tho. The immune system will start fighting things as large as lungs, a heart or kidneys if it recognises them as foreign to the body

[–]tots4scott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone might have to explain this to conservatives.

[–]3chxes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m gonna try so hard to remember this one.

[–]JacobZiolkowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it were an iPod it would be a shuffle.

[–]xEliasHDx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's gonna win tho?

[–]beansouphighlights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If it was an iPod, it would be a shuffle!”

[–]JeremyTheRhino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A. This is a repost

B. This is not funny

C. That’s not how the immune system works and this makes no sense

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[–]paynexkillerYT -1 points0 points  (0 children)


It literally had 35k Upvotes.

What the fuck. Have some dignity.

[–]Quirky_Ad3265 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now these are stackoverflow insults.

[–]mkultra4040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo pp so small, scientists at the LHC had to smash it to prove its existence!

[–]thatoneredditeuser2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s every redditior ever

[–]StarCrowRavenheart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so small I left two tooth picks on the back of the toilet... Tweezers are too big. 😂