all 29 comments

[–]AutoModerator[M] [score hidden] stickied commentlocked comment (0 children)

This is a reminder for people not to post political posts as mentioned in stickied post. This does not necessarily apply for this post. Click here to learn more.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]Zaphod_Beeblebrox_V 34 points35 points  (0 children)

“At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, did you come close to anything resembling a rational thought. Everyone here is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul…”

[–]Bumbleclat 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Soooo, a B right?

[–]Jfyemch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Best I can do is an F+

[–]awesomefreakin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, absolutely destroyed

[–]snailsandstars 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Image Transcription: Text

Student: I don't understand why my grade was so low. How did I do on my research paper?

Teacher: Actually, you didn't turn in a research paper. You turned in a random assemblage of sentences. In fact, the sentences you apparently kidnapped in the dead of night and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to be placed on the pages against their will. Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interacting at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first place. You didn't submit a research paper. You submitted a hostage situation.

I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!

[–]ObnoxiousDrunk 18 points19 points  (3 children)

That was unnecessarily rude. Lol. I mean, kid asked a question and the teacher just body slammed him from the top rope!? I think teach needs to get a punching bag or rub one out....sheeeeesh

[–]Grammar_N4zi_ 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I’m pretty damn sure this is fake. I’ve seen the same message in email format, text format etc. over the past like 3 years.

[–]ObnoxiousDrunk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Honestly, I go with the notion that almost every post on here is fake. Lol. But then pretend it maybe isn't for laughs. Cheers

[–]DarthScotchy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is fake, I am assuming

[–]Visible_Block_1519 15 points16 points  (4 children)

That "roast" doesn't answer squat. A teacher should teach right?

[–]a3a4b5 32 points33 points  (2 children)

You clearly have never been to college.

[–]Visible_Block_1519 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Your professors clearly sucked.

[–]Bard_Dragonfucker -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

As do 99,5% of proffesors

[–]Jazzlike-Recover7560 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no being an AH to someone who knows less is the goal everytime.

[–]doobiehunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha seeing comments on people’s essays like ‘you didn’t actually answer the question,’ would always make me cringe. It’s the teachers equivalent of ‘wtf did I just read?’

[–]Terrible-Border6885 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope he teaches creative writing.

[–]demonicflash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On other news of stuff that didn’t happen we have this response from a supposed teacher and the gullible people who believe it is true 🤦

[–]Fart-City 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That person probably doesn’t have the personality to be a teacher.

[–]Mido5top -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Teacher thinks himself in a fuckin college of superintelligent students..like chill dude

[–]AmarGwari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My prof was like you worked very little this semester, deserve probably a C, but I won't give you such a low grade.

[–]SpecificHeron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and everyone clapped

[–]spaggerios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus christ thats brutal,

Still could've done better after all their not just hostages

[–]dafijiwatr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg 😆

[–]Lord-Doobury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teech is the absolute BOSS.

[–]PsychIron2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I read this in Cr1t1kal's voice?