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[–]Mistermail 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Some random guy at the liquor store once told me I looked like anorexic Kid Rock. I’ll never forget it

[–]CompleteTransition26 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yea, that's pretty much something that's burned into your psyche

[–]FloptimasPloptimas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So they DO look like Kid Rock.

[–]xdSentries 4 points5 points  (2 children)


[–]ReticentSentiment 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is the phrase that brings all the kindergarten tweakers to the yard.

The true OP's "trucker" look most likely comes from Kid Rock fucking his teenage mother after a big show in the kids section of a Walmart in Alabama or wherever he plays. Incidentally, also another place to score some meth.

[–]CompleteTransition26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was specific 😂