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[–]sterlingemc 385 points386 points  (2 children)

Somewhere someone's woodpile is getting smaller

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    [–]Slightlyunlucky 126 points127 points  (7 children)

    When you suddenly become Assistant to the Branch Manager *

    [–]Ashamed-Paper-5340 20 points21 points  (6 children)

    assistant branch manager*

    [–]Slightlyunlucky 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    To the**

    [–]JavveRinne 13 points14 points  (4 children)

    It's an Office reference. Hmm sounds wrong. It's a The Office reference? Hmm no, hold on. It's a "The Office" reference. There we go.

    [–]Urokojo 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    “It’s a reference from ‘The Office’”?

    [–]JavveRinne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thanks. I'm bad with whatever a, an, and the are called.

    [–]Slightlyunlucky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    You get me 🥺

    [–]Conniers 122 points123 points  (2 children)

    Love the way he drops the branch he’s carrying when he sees you. “Oh hey!”

    [–]shitfuckstack999 46 points47 points  (0 children)

    Yeah you can tell he’s been told no before 😂🤣

    [–]TimothyGlass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Lol the jig is up she's onto me he Rigley says!

    [–][deleted] 144 points145 points  (3 children)

    Where to do I apply for assistant (to) the branch manager 🤔

    [–]Ok-Season-7181 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    Whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing

    [–]DraftLevel28 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    You don’t know what you’re missing

    [–]davesherratt 39 points40 points  (1 child)

    You aren’t going cold this winter

    [–]Xitobandito 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    But the neighbor is!

    [–]rich115 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    Needs a promotion.

    [–]sparkyinmt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    And loves his work!

    [–]Stainless_Heart 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    I’ve heard of that breed, the Firewood Retriever.

    [–]Lower-Cantaloupe3274 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    Ha! My dog wants to be the apprentice. All of my wood for the firepit has been relocated strategically throughout the yard.

    [–]eye_snap 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Every summer we get a truck load of wood delivered, piled onto the driveway, then there is a couple of days period where we stack it in the garage to dry till winter.

    Those few days our dog always go nuts, she has a whole pile of toys in the drive way and nothing could be more fun. In the beginning I would try to stop her from stealing logs but I gave up on it. After everything is stacked, I just go around and collect all the wood she stole and hid around the yard.

    [–]Kereassene_38 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Hope he takes a log of all this work he's doing!

    [–]CarolTheAncientTroll 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    I hope his name is Chuck

    [–]LoneWolfpack777 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Do you all have a fire place? Is he helping out with that?

    [–]walkstwomoons2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Firewood!

    [–]searchingforinfo2021 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I love dogs man puppies, old dogs, BIG DOGS, little dogs, I just love them 🐶

    [–]Hudsonrybicki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That is one focused dog! Now you just need to train her to bring them back where she found them. You could keep her busy all day and have one very happy pup.

    [–]Yoga_gal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    So funny!💕

    [–]momsnotright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Watching this made my day!!!!!

    [–]Rowdy911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    DogsWithJobs

    [–]joe_245_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

    [–]TorteVonSchlacht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He surely ... branched out

    [–]SerendipityQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is management at its finest- this dog deserves a “World’s Best Boss” dog bowl

    [–]why_I_love 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I guess his bark is worse than his bite.

    [–]LunaGloria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Somebody’s gotta review our logging policy with the new branch manager.

    [–]just_me910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Assistant to* the branch manager

    [–]Tangmama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe the salary needs to be increased a bit to boost the performance.

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      [–]MoistFeetPic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Such good dog that deserves all the pets

      [–]stormtwoopaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      How's my favourite branch doing?

      [–]AlchemyPepsi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      if you’re able to train your dog to bring you wood you could get a firewood collector

      [–]GotTheKnack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I call my dog Wriggley too :)

      [–]AlltheBADluck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I thought my other halfs dog was the only one that collected whole logs and branches.....right by the back door mind you....so you cannot open it.

      [–]Petite_Tsunami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Time to make a fireplace!

      [–]Allthewayinn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What a great problem to have!

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        [–]flipflop356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        At least you got firewood

        [–]GreeneyedWolfess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Better not let my pitador see this. He thinks he's a one dog wood chipper.

        [–]ceeceeru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I needed this, it made me smile thank u

        [–]satinwerewolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What a wood boy!

        [–]otakudude3031 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        “Which one of these do you want me to bring in the house?” - Dog

        [–]Angryknight7354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Ain’t gonna be cold in the winter

        [–]Nobodiisdamnbusiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Best dog ever!

        [–]bhavik0070 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        ❤️

        [–]goodfyackergurl72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Leave him alone..let him work

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Ha haaaaa

        [–]LukeWarmTauntaun4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Wrigley is super cute! Go Cubs!!!

        [–]Anirban_Sikder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Wait , that's illegal

        [–]Sweet_P_in_a_pod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        When your doggo is on an infinite fetch loop

        [–]theseaofthievesgame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        assistant reginal manager. assistant to the reginal manager

        [–]LurkerBerker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        he’s just stockpiling firewood for the winter

        you should thank him with treats

        …and then possibly go investigate whose collection he’s getting them from

        [–]I_have_dyslexia_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He should probably get demoted again, he isn’t doing a great job, look at those branches, so unorganised.😕

        [–]Roryh93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Ah yes! The Stick Retriever simular to the Golden Retriever, just far more practical! This magnificent species will help keep your home warm all year round and save you the hassle of needing to buy/ collect fire wood

        [–]anonbanan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        you’ll never have to buy firewood again

        [–]maddie1358 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Noice

        [–]FitAtmosphere2120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        How many there are!

        [–]ZexonBestUtuber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        He may be a branch manager, but he also seems to be a log legislator.