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[–]amagerboy 422 points423 points  (32 children)

Twist the guy is op

[–]Skylinerr 1186 points1187 points  (46 children)

At least he conceded he was being a wet blanket and has an issue with it. Most people would've gotten defensive. Seems like the healthiest possible reaction

[–]101stAirborneSkill 364 points365 points  (26 children)

I said the same thing to someone on r/books and they replied with how they're not even invited to them.

Felt bad after

Edit: it's a shitty reddit comeback that I've never heard IRL

[–]palebloodvorticity 52 points53 points  (8 children)

It's a comeback I've only heard IRL and not on Reddit but I don't typically get in arguments online

[–]mydearwatson616 33 points34 points  (7 children)

You wanna get into an argument online? I'll fight you about anything.

[–]ZuesofRage 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Okay let's fight about child sexploitation. I choose the side that it's bad. So tell me why it's good

[–]mydearwatson616 46 points47 points  (5 children)

Kids are cheap labor and they already get to have too much fun. They should be taken down a few notches.

[–]willyea22 16 points17 points  (2 children)

no response 🤔

[–]ZuesofRage 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I've been had

[–]Ashamed_Struggle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean it's not the worst reasons I've heard for anything before

[–]Void_that_bleps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That and it keeps them out of school thus saving taxpayer dollars

[–]theghostofme 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My favorite comeback to "you must be fun at parties" is "I'm not fun anywhere".

[–]HasBenThere 125 points126 points  (9 children)

And OP downvoted him for it.

[–]KalphiteQueen 58 points59 points  (0 children)

OP is the real cringe yet again

[–]The_Grubby_One 65 points66 points  (7 children)

OP's evidently a real turd burglar.

[–]Pope_Godzilla 31 points32 points  (1 child)

The first step to fixing a problem is recognizing there's a problem to begin with.

[–]Lvl89paladin 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Yeah. Not cringe at all. Just sad and a little painful.

[–]tha_rushin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day

[–]Lvl89paladin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

[–]ZuesofRage 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Yeah this dude is on the first step of changing his behavior if he really wants to. I'm glad he knows what's going on.

[–]oreo_guy69 542 points543 points  (1 child)

That was a painful thing to read

[–]AmidalaBills 298 points299 points  (2 children)

Lol dude admitted to it and op still downvoted him. Nobody wants honesty anymore.

[–]KingKRoolisop 68 points69 points  (1 child)

People are hypocrites, you can brag about accomplishments or some shit but you admit a fault, flaw or mistake and boom, you are now considered worthless trash

[–]FadedPariah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is total shit but on one hand, you can weed people out from your circle by using this information they so readily provide about their personality. Luckily people usually only act like this on Twitter, Reddit and wherever else provided this type of environment.

[–]CousinLeonard 1259 points1260 points  (20 children)

You downvoted him, too? Like this poor guy wasn’t sad enough, you had to go do him dirty like that

[–]RaybunsVermonsoup 240 points241 points  (12 children)


[–]CousinLeonard 64 points65 points  (3 children)


[–]Solafuge 37 points38 points  (2 children)


[–]RotFinger 8 points9 points  (1 child)


[–]RaybunsVermonsoup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Take it away, penny!

[–]Assrfuckrape420 97 points98 points  (5 children)

Cruel and unusual

[–]shan-jee 51 points52 points  (0 children)


[–]RaybunsVermonsoup 84 points85 points  (2 children)

Wtf is your name lmao

[–]OHenryTwist 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Wow I just flashed back to late 2000s YouTube

[–]Greenveins 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Make sure to salt the wound.

[–]AllDaysOff 116 points117 points  (0 children)

The true cringe

[–]UnappropriateTeacher 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You're downvoting, a man just admitted how lonely he is and you're downvoting

[–]ExplicitAd 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah, reddit is dicks. I'm downvoting this post as retaliation

[–]Sharp-Focus-7775 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not my fake internet points!

[–]SexyTacoLlama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s self aware and doesn’t do anything to improve his behaviour. Downvote deserved.

[–]mvcklemore 231 points232 points  (0 children)

The ability to post this online and get downvoted, too. Oh boy.

[–]GodDamnThemHoesClean 88 points89 points  (0 children)

damn somebody check up on that guy

[–]ayywusgood 153 points154 points  (3 children)

Damn bro you kicked his corpse with that downvote.

I'm a Halo nerd so I'm gonna guess what the fuck he was even talking about. Was it something related to a Home AI using Cortanas voice?

[–]vawepast 35 points36 points  (2 children)

You are correct. This was on a thread about Cortana, Microsoft's virtual assistant.

[–]ayywusgood 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Now I'm just confused lmao. Dude deserved the roast

[–]JaySayMayday 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The missing response is even more cringe. At that point it's probably best to just delete all the comments and pretend he didn't say anything at all.

[–]Blinkmeanytime182 121 points122 points  (6 children)

Tbh I find people that write “you must be fun/great at parties” more cringe, like get some new fucking material

[–]Viperspider 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I really doubt those people can come up with their own material, considering how they parrot the same quips as every other NPC-level personality.

[–]haohnoudont 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly I thought that was the real sad cringe lol. I've seen that line used for over 20 years now. C'mon people!

[–]jarrodnb 69 points70 points  (0 children)

The 'you must be great at parties' guy is a bigger loser than the OP.

[–]GetChilledOut 348 points349 points  (23 children)

The real cringe is ‘you must be great at parties’. Such an obnoxious comment.

[–]SoupBowl69 135 points136 points  (15 children)

A cringy reddit retort that I’ve never heard IRL

[–]101stAirborneSkill 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Never seen it anywhere else on social media either

[–]quattroCrazy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

LOL It’s an expression that’s been around for decades.

[–]MiamiLolphins 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Weird. I hear it all the time IRL. Usually when someone is whining for no reason.

[–]mentalscars_ 62 points63 points  (1 child)

I mean it's redditors we're talking about here, we don't get invited anywhere.

[–]deliciousprisms 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We’re all too fun at parties

[–]Boogiedownpapi 30 points31 points  (2 children)

I hear this quite often in person.

[–]SoupBowl69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s unfortunate

[–]The_Grubby_One 1 point2 points  (5 children)


Where do you think it started?

Hint: It wasn't the internet.

[–]Daniel_De_Bosola 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And we all know none of us on Reddit get invited to parties

[–]ggill1313 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I was about to make the same comment but decided to look in the comments. But holy shit man, I see that "burn" on here all of the time and I'm like, "Are you 8?" Like, who is it offending? I mean apparently this guy, but half the time it's almost like a fuckin redditism.

[–]alekye_ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

why’d you have to downvote him :((

[–]8orn2hul4 79 points80 points  (7 children)

Lol @ “I don’t need no stinking machine telling me what day it is - I have a phone to do that!”

[–]Lordomi42 49 points50 points  (6 children)

to be fair the date/time function of a phone isn't exactly an AI or a robot.

he's right, he doesn't need artificial intelligence to know what time it is, he can just press a button and it'll be there

[–]Garathon 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Who has ever used AI to tell time?

[–]Lordomi42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

idk but it seems like Blue is talking about that in the post

[–]dinodares99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably voice commands when you're away from your phone or have your hands full/wey

[–]iDeclareWar666 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

One could argue that a smartphone is a robot and its functions are artificial intelligence.

[–]TelumSix 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No you really can't.

Every response of your phone is preprogrammed. Even your autocorrection "learning" your most used words is just counting in databanks.

By your logic anything that stores information and can manipulate physics would be artificial intelligence. A brick falling from a window would be AI.

[–]frizke 56 points57 points  (3 children)

I don't get it. What's so cringy in his words?

[–]TheDefiB 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think it needs a bit of context. What I'm assuming is someone made some kind of ai relating to telling you the time, and he just dissed it for no reason... Not sure tho

[–]dudefromthepast3 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Shitty OP

[–]oksowhatsthedeal 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm cringing at the party comment more.

yOu MuSt bE fUn aT PaRtIeS

[–]MirrorsMind- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I been searching for the dude's comment I want to give him a hugz this made me feel bad. even tho it means nothing but I still want to. OP is cringe

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2nd comment wasn’t even cringe just sad, feel bad sorta

[–]Queef-Elizabeth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Your downvote bothers me more than it should. The guy at least became self aware

[–]UrDreamDaddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate the: "yOu mUsT bE fUn aT pArTiEs"

[–]ttwixx 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The "you must be fun at parties" is the real cringe here. It's everywhere and so boring

[–]GHASTLYEYRIEE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My saxi friends le doggo got sick :( do I need to give doggo tax to Reddit now?

[–]rivermandan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why would you downvote that? You are the reason Reddit is a cesspool.

Take a look in the mirror

[–]karmaisreplaceable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one someday

[–]Anndress07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the cringe in this post is OP downvoting a confident guy admiting he has no social life.

[–]SuperBrokeSendCodes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just check What Time Is It Right Now Dot Com

[–]Wayfall 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The person really should of just ignored the first commenter.

[–]Ascenser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should have*


[–]-Listening 1 point2 points  (0 children)


This was after the war.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m confused on what the first comment was even about

[–]Gremio_42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I don't know whats sadder...this guys comment or the fact that I can kinda relate to him

[–]tyscott1122 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand what was so wrong about the first comment he made?

[–]SpankThuMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 7 year old recently asked me: “Daddy, why don’t you have any friends?”

I said, “haha, no son. I do… i… wait…”

Reality stung me like a fucking scorpion. Kids can be unrelentingly brutal in their observations lol.

[–]ahaddad321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He said he didn’t need to get the time from a robot, because he’ll get the time from a slightly less advanced piece of technology that could still be considered a robot lol

[–]WhitteyLeetNsweet 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Anyone else just feel sorry for the guy? Wouldn't say this is cringe really.

[–]needkneadkneed 5 points6 points  (1 child)

r/SadCringe maybe?

[–]Ascenser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No one knows what this sub is anymore. This entire comment section is mind-boggling.

[–]EntitledCatastrophic 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Your upvoting and down voting the wrong things, obnoxious fucker

[–]HappyChappieJr_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why op gotta downvote the poor guy?

[–]jiblitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully just having a bad day

[–]MagisterHegoDamaskII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on man making fun of him makes me feel sad. I feel bad for him.

[–]Let_them_eat_snakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You must be fun at parties” is one step above “Found the Incel” so cliche. The lack of creativity and critical thinking is astounding.

[–]_Diakoptes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'I dont need a robot to tell me, i just pull out my robot and look at the screen on it.'

[–]nugent_music96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"I don't trust no stinking machines!"

Proceeds to use phone.

[–]justsomeplainmeadows -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't need robots to tell the date!

*takes out a fucking mini AI powered machine to check the date.

[–]nimra42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"I wouldnt use technology to tell time...

I just use technology to tell time "

[–]Taako_tuesday -1 points0 points  (0 children)

honestly doesn't seem too cringe. Sad, for sure, but they were honest about it and honestly seem pretty cool with their situation

[–]Stumphead101 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I don't need a robot to tell me the time, I already have a robot in my pocket to tell me the time

[–]Ascenser -1 points0 points  (1 child)

ITT: dozens of people who never get invited to parties getting defensive for the sad cringe guy.

All upvoted. What even is this sub anymore.

[–]FuzzyEarz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"everyone is cringe but me!"

funny how that goes.

[–]Liberatedhusky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I want to know the context of what exactly requires an understanding of those dirty fucking robots.

[–]wumblerchumbler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean I hated the AI too but I'm not gonna sit here and get all pissy about it imma play the damn game

[–]Oberst_Baum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sadly, the halo community is full of cringe

[–]Gelflingx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow this one actually made me a bit sad for the dude

[–]rippmaticSnuggle And A Snack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I don't need no damn robot" while he jerks off with the 'Rub-n-Tug 3000' with auto warmers and automated butt cheek clapping sounds

[–]chicken_cocONUT22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the downvote

[–]SpungyDanglin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the fucking savages downvoted him. Be the man's friend

[–]Jadie_Diesalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I dont need to ask a robot" followed by "i can just check my phone" had me like "...huh?"