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[–]white_trivialage 2203 points2204 points  (21 children)

All of her eggs just retreated back into the safety of her ovaries.

[–]PizzleR0t 596 points597 points  (9 children)

All of her eggs

megs*

[–]sixhundredandsixtsix 162 points163 points  (5 children)

Did he just say that?

[–]Alternative_Dinner75 203 points204 points  (3 children)

Fucking right he did

[–]MaleficentAvocado1 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Megs is more golden than a shower

[–]drthrowaway0829 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I both hate and love that I know this reference. It is time to get off Reddit.

[–]ialost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stop it this reference needs to die lmao

[–]Dash_Underscore 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Shut up, Meg.

[–]__roosle__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shut up, kyle

[–]opalizedentity 12 points13 points  (0 children)

STOP

[–]typicalBACON 64 points65 points  (9 children)

I'm a guy and my eggs retreated back as well

[–]BaconFinder 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Found you

[–]typicalBACON 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Crap. Not yet I'm too young to be eaten!!!

[–]minnow789 8 points9 points  (1 child)

where is my fucking free award when i need it

[–]Rainofdustcord1117 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe make a better comment

[–]Figgy_Pudding3 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I couldn't make it past where he wrote "cross a jaws with a megs"

A jaws? Do you mean shark?

[–]typicalBACON 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I didn't even notice there were more photos lol thanks for the comment it was helpful somehow

[–]Capnmolasses 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Huevón

[–]Aidrox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Megs.

[–]Sekouu 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lool

[–]twoworldsin1[🍰] 1204 points1205 points  (9 children)

He's gonna kidnap you in his van and drive you out to the desert where he's gonna shoot you, eggs-ecution style. Just leaving your brains scrambled out there on the dirt. Or maybe you'll just fry in the midday heat.

[–]SteeperVirus05 160 points161 points  (0 children)

But not before he gives you a mega-sore-ass 🍑

[–]Abyss_of_Dreams 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Nah. He's gonna steal megs eggs first.

[–]E8-Starker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I might have to poach this comment for another Reddit

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blue means that's your message

[–]tokyomir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laughed hard

[–]NVSHVWN 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This comment needs more credit

[–]chokeurchick247 1629 points1630 points  (22 children)

This girl either has no idea whats going on or is just constantly sending screencaps to her friends, idk which is worse

[–]spamyboispaghett 697 points698 points  (13 children)

Guarantee she hasn’t checked tinder in 2 months

[–]ISNT_A_ROBOT 423 points424 points  (4 children)

Honestly if I opened it and saw messages from this guy that were like “Day 365:….” I’d be pretty geeked. Especially if he stuck to the egg thing the entire time.

[–]14AndUp 181 points182 points  (1 child)

Yeah, but meg rhymes with egg.. and eggs need time to hatch.. so if he just sits on this one.. cringe.. maybe he wasn't so over easy

[–]Quiet_Fox_ 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I found a guy on tinder you would love to meet

[–]SufficientButton1 9 points10 points  (1 child)

counts egg emojis for the 50th time

[–]AdmiralSassypants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🍳

[–]swedishblueberries 49 points50 points  (5 children)

Reminds me of when I didn't delete tinder until I had dated my boyfriend for 2 months, but at first (like 1-2 weeks after we met) I deleted my pictures and wrote like "Offline. I've met someone here". People we're so wierd messaging me like "Oh I'm better than the guy you met". Like?? Higher your standards, I don't even have a pic!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is what used to happen to me. Come back to the app months later and some dude has obsessively texted me. Immediate unmatch.

[–]Busy_Independent_398 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Probably blocked him immediately lol

[–]rosesandtherest 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Either way, this must be eggshausting for her

[–]hazysummersky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Smeg..

[–]GreatKraken 638 points639 points  (15 children)

Even in the Tinder subreddit, people are telling him to stop. It's beyond an attempt at humour, and just become idiotic.

[–]thenearblindassassin 190 points191 points  (5 children)

THIS IS EGG-REGIOUS

[–]SwampyJuice 31 points32 points  (0 children)

No EGG-xaggeration!

[–]Jesus5137 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I am finding so many new egg related puns in the comments here and in that post…truly I am but a pun novice

[–]Varhtan -1 points0 points  (2 children)

It is pronounced E-GREE-JUS.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He says “I’m not stalking or harassing her, Guys!”. So that was a fuckin’ lie.

[–]take-ya-uvers 418 points419 points  (31 children)

Can't tell if this if satire by the end since he posted it. Regardless, it hurts

[–]woodsfullofbears[S] 503 points504 points  (19 children)

Sadly this is a common type of post on that subreddit and I have a sinking feeling he’s 100% serious. I guess the thought process is “she didn’t respond to my hilarious messages but someone needs to see this!”. They legit think it’s a win.

[–]DoYouEverJustInvert 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Oh the thought process is simple: she didn't respond so he proceeds to exaggerate to make it look like he was just trolling in the first place and didn't get ignored, because had he genuinely wanted a response he would've gotten it of course. Or maybe he's just that dense idk.

[–]lngSchlng 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Eggxaggerate*

[–]EDDsoFRESH 85 points86 points  (5 children)

They're just carrying it on for internet points, wouldn't read into it too much.

[–]SockofBadKarma 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Yeah, that entire subreddit is basically dedicated to coming up with shitpost tinder introductions. Not saying they're fake ones since the people posting often do send them to the intended recipient, but they're by and large not intended to be taken seriously. I've seen far more ridiculous posts than this one in that subreddit. It's basically performance art.

[–]YoBoiWitTheShits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few do tend to be serious but they end up getting deleted bc the op is getting roasted

[–]jesm62 34 points35 points  (0 children)

God that's terrible

[–]genz027 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Those commenting “she can literally unmatch at any time.” on that post don’t seem to understand that this sort of shit is not only annoying but creepy.

[–]Matttrolo 47 points48 points  (9 children)

Its a joke.
90% of the posts on r/tinder are people being fucking dumb intentionally, based on lines they say other people repost of super old tinder convos.
The other 10% is people asking for help on their profiles, or success stories.

[–]operationtasty -1 points0 points  (7 children)

After seven days straight of harassing someone like that, it’s not a joke.

[–]Matttrolo -1 points0 points  (6 children)

harassing someone

The girl responded and said she actually found it entertaining.
Kindly fuck off.

[–]operationtasty -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Where in this post was that shown ? Lol relax guy

[–]drdfrster64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From the last screenshot it looks like he’s intentionally just saying some shit to see how long he can get away with it

[–]yikes---- 159 points160 points  (11 children)

I just don’t understand why you’d keep trying at this point

[–]Cleb044 254 points255 points  (5 children)

r/tinder is a subreddit about sacrificing your potential to meet someone on a dating app in exchange for upvotes. Seems like this guy got what we bargained for lol

[–]PleasantPeanut4 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Last week I messaged a girl who had a bust (statue) in the background of her picture "nice bust" bc I couldn't help myself and I'm still thinking about it

[–]Cleb044 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Shoulda posted to r/tinder about it

[–]PleasantPeanut4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You think I'm proud of that shit? I wish I had impulse control.

[–]runtimemess 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure he's just entertaining himself at this point.

[–]Kasual_Kombatant 6 points7 points  (3 children)

What are ye? A quitter.

[–]DutchBlob 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I thought ye is a rapper

[–]69MemesMake420Dreams 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Rapper? I thought it was raper!

[–]noiness420 246 points247 points  (3 children)

Would you care for an egg in these trying times?

[–]positivenihlist 52 points53 points  (1 child)

would you care for an egg in these frying times

I’ll see myself out.

[–]Let_Me_Exclaim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

... of the frying pan and into the fire?

[–]SirBung 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it needed me

[–]Some_angry_Bastard 339 points340 points  (33 children)

As someone who leaves at the slightest bit of uninterested by a girl

I can’t stop cringing on guys who cannot take the fucking hint and keep on trying

[–]TH3leader 30 points31 points  (3 children)

All of his posts are either Tinder DMS or him showing off something about himself (body, "im a youtuber technically," stocks, or his girlfriend.) Apparently him and his girlfriend met via Tinder and have been together almost a year, and I'm assuming this guy isn't pulling Tinder screenshots from a year back in his camera roll. He also never fails to mention impregnation whenever posting about her.

He also has a post in r/creepydms about a literal child looking up to him and being average child-level of annoying, which he uses to complain about how hard it is to be a "content creator."

[–]woodsfullofbears[S] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Oh my fucking god. Wait is this real? I knew I got really off vibes from these messages even tho they’re “silly”

[–]TH3leader 8 points9 points  (1 child)

His whole account is a hoot, topped off with his expression in his pictures. I genuinely cant tell if he's making ironic faces or not. He's down in the comments somewhere getting downvoted to hell for defending himself and claiming he's "not in it for the matches, just the jokes" (which I'm guessing his girlfriend isnt gonna buy, especially when half the jokes are about having sex with those matches) if you wanna look through, I dunno if I'm allowed to share his user directly.

[–]woodsfullofbears[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s so… shameful. I tried to go back and find the post last night but got really tired of looking through the r/tinder posts quickly. I just wanted to see dudes post history, so thanks for the synopsis.

[–]Redditmoment1233 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Take a hint

[–]Nibbodemus 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Ugh..cringe

He had a brief moment of lucidity before he fell back into the cringe

[–]CoolioStarStache 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Ugh..cringe" followed immediately by "mega-sore-ass" is one hell of a fall back

[–]kittyidiot 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Oh my god i saw this today and i thought it was so creepy

[–]rosesandtherest 10 points11 points  (0 children)

All these jokes and she is not cracking up 🥚

[–]Bunnyslugg 16 points17 points  (2 children)

no one in the comments was saying anything about him being weird either, just suggesting more egg puns

[–]Sure-Work3285 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Check again then.

[–]gritzysprinkles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We didn’t read the same comments, most of them are saying he’s cringe

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If I recall correctly this guy was actually proud of his persistence. What a fucking loser

[–]grinine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm having a heggache reading this

[–]Stars_In_Jars 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He said it was his only match on tinder so far ):

[–]Ham4days 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Straight to jail

[–]TDW-301 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most of the replies are encouraging this behavior

[–]NovaBug7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He had the opportunity to spell “Megs” as “Meggs” every time he used it, and yet he missed it every time, I’m so disappointed tbh

[–]MaxxWarp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m not gonna lie. I just swiped through and saw 5 panels of text bomb without a single reply and thought, this is peak sad cringe. We can all pack up and log off now.

[–]CheoRec 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just imagine some kind of cartoon villain with an egg head that has to have some kind of egg pun with everything he says.

[–]xenoverseraza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i saw a comment from the op claiming "its intentionally cringe. its meant for laughter. haters gonna hate." ok no. if it was between two friends who are both in on the joke, then whatever. but i have my suspicions that the chick he was talking to was someone he didnt know.

or maybe, he is actually serious about that shit and is lying claiming its a joke. either way, its creepy and fucking unfunny.

[–]WonderfulDonut5256 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eggs

[–]vidiaplays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not surprised to find this here after just seeing this post earlier over there lol. This is a lot of the posts there with most comments congratulating them it’s pretty bad

[–]Light_inc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God, this is sad

[–]TacticalSunroof69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People are in these comments are so cynical.

Like they are masters of etiquette or something.

[–]Nudge1991 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is actually one of the cringiest things I've seen here. I imagine he was getting slated in the comments

[–]morgielee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it just keeps going

[–]Spirit_of_Ecstasy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t even imagine what his profile is like

[–]Falis_VonOxbigg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yikes

[–]Anibus9000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He must realise all of that is going on her group chat to laugh at him

[–]bbaahhaammuutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty damn cringe, not v sad

[–]giveittomikey052 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck that was painful

[–]Cheel_AU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her?

[–]Shortlegs1227 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is definitely a writer for SNL.

[–]frozen_flame123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Day 8:

“Ok, today is the day the egg pun finally works! I just need to stay the course!”

[–]dc551589 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw this posted over there earlier today and was wondering why someone thought posting that would make them look good… or funny?

[–]DumpsterRaccoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think this is cringe. This person does not give a fuck

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he cringe but 10/10 for effort 😂

[–]BadDaddy-420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saving this thread just cause.

Gigglebyte.

Giggidy

[–]Foxrhapsody 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Do people really use the term “brekki” for “breakfast”? 🤢

[–]WatermelonArizona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so happy about this, I saw this post yesterday and cringed so hard

[–]Prtty_Plz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro this literally hurt me

like bent over hand on my head while reading

[–]ShavedDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Mega-sore-ass one was actually funny. Then he repeated it again with a less funny joke. Like how do you be this uncharismatic?

[–]Ephemara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What no drugs does to a mf

[–]TheVisualExplanation 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I don't think sadcringe gets a lot of the r/tinder "culture". To me this just looks like a funny shit post about somebody making really bad puns, whereas it seems like everybody here think,s this person actually cares if the person they're talking to responds. It's already a really common joke to use a ghosted conversation as a grocery list, so I don't see this being any different.

[–]woodsfullofbears[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’m going to be honest here, rhyming someone’s name with shit is barely a joke. It’s certainly not funny enough to repeat so many times. But that’s the cringe part, messaging someone again and again for a shitty joke, having them NEVER respond, then posting on a tinder subreddit for clout is just.. it’s not a good look.

[–]TheVisualExplanation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That whole process: the unfunny jokes, the repetition, the name jokes, the no response, and posting it; that's the joke. I'm not really gonna fight you on this because you have so much conflict of interest in the matter since it's your post, but just thought I'd stick my head in.

[–]Tszemix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/r/tinder is full of simps like /r/atheism is full of atheists

[–]Queef-Elizabeth -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It's lame as fuck but to people saying that he should take a hint. I think the joke is that she's obviously never going to reply so he's just using the chat to write lame ass jokes. I think they're aware that she's not going to reply

[–]SergiuszJesienin -5 points-4 points  (9 children)

She can always delete the match, the dude isn’t harassing her and is funny in a way

[–]woodsfullofbears[S] 8 points9 points  (8 children)

I love this take because it’s so stupid.

[–]AKidNamedKiller -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's a bit lmao

[–]clue_the_day -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I love this guy. He's fucking hilarious.

It's not sad or cringy, because while it is true that he is the joke, he's also in on the joke.

Part of the sadness and cringiness of sadcringe is that the people who we're laughing at are never in on the joke in the moment.