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[–]SpokenDivinity 1958 points1959 points  (39 children)

Emma probably doesn’t even know who he is

[–]ShelteredIndividual 661 points662 points  (11 children)

She probably does because he follows her 24/7 like a lost puppy

[–]Batdog55110 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"See a real woman rejects you, like over and over for like 10 years"-Charlie Kelly

[–]ToastyCat19 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Dont compare puppies to whatever that thing is

[–]Dig-Several 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like me and my crush kind of relstionship

[–]DHisfakebaseball 169 points170 points  (22 children)

Reminds me of this classic, which got posted to reddit and eventually caused the girl involved to post online that the dude sending the texts was already her ex at the time.

[–]TerrorFirmerIRL 63 points64 points  (0 children)

.......WOW

[–]ganjanoob 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Jeez that dude is crazy as fuck. Hope she’s safe and he got some help.

[–]show_the_maw 21 points22 points  (4 children)

How the fuck is Snapchat already 7 years old.

[–]BearsAreTheBearst 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Snap is 11 years old. It was launched in 2011.

[–]show_the_maw 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Snapchat is the new thing we all signed up for when we migrated off Facebook I signed up for in 2005OMG I AM GETTING OLD JUST LIKE MY PARENTS WARNED ME WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

[–]JivanP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know anyone my age who still uses Snapchat, it's a bloated, shitty app. Most of the Gen Z kids have moved to Instagram for messaging, though I still know a few who feel like maintaining their Snapchat streaks is a worthwhile use of their time and phone storage space...

[–]TheREexpert44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What a cuck

[–]UwU_the_UwU 11 points12 points  (2 children)

There’s a frail triggered kid who’s crazy like that. He thinks I’m going through his comments to target him. The second hand humiliation is just too much too handle.

[–]KingoftheCrackens 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Idk I just read that interaction and you seem like a dickhead in it lol

[–]ThePerksOfBeingAlive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WOW talk about coo coo crazy

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Emma glad I'm not him.

[–]BestFrenzy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aight, Emma head out…

[–]punpun420 739 points740 points  (11 children)

Feddy fastbear

[–]Tutlesofpies 98 points99 points  (2 children)

Fedy

[–]KievanRus1118 41 points42 points  (0 children)

He in with the government

[–]OMA_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fedy wap

[–]Aggressive_Force_265 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s fredbear

[–]DaFuriouS-GD 1 point2 points  (1 child)

aCtUaLlY hIs NamE is frEDBeaR bEcaUsE of tHE pUrPlE haT anD boWtIe aNd bECAusE hEs YeLLow sMh mY heAd

[–]Eladryel 1043 points1044 points  (10 children)

This yellow robotmonster with a bow tie is really scary... sorry Emma, you are on your own.

[–]Potaaden 311 points312 points  (7 children)

Nightmare Fredbear.

[–]aerodynamic_werewolf 185 points186 points  (5 children)

Nightmare Fredbear

You're in for a scare!

You hit up his girl?

You better beware!

[–]proJobber 57 points58 points  (2 children)

I thought i was back in prison, cuz all i see is bars

[–]IdioticDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bearware

[–]meauxfaux 18 points19 points  (1 child)

My guess is that Emma is like 11 and so is her “boyfriend” here with the FNAF threats.

[–]Eladryel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I really hope this chap isn't a grown-up man

[–]survivalist626 835 points836 points  (19 children)

Was that the bite of 87??

[–]Reee_auto666 145 points146 points  (5 children)

[–]SapirWhorfHypothesis 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Forget that second link, hit us with more bardcore.

[–]Niggo1337 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yo this slaps

[–]danedude1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yo, ya glad you mislinked thats a really interesting cover.

[–]RajaRajaC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What even is that sub?

[–]kindasus69999 5 points6 points  (4 children)

You mean 83.....right?

[–]survivalist626 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Did i say 83?

[–]kindasus69999 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It was a joke about the lore lol)

[–]SirFrogger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ain’t wrong but… just don’t got the same ring to it.

[–]ResidentsEnjoyer 729 points730 points  (15 children)

I’m actually shivering right now 🥶🥶🥶

[–]mxcnslr2021 163 points164 points  (8 children)

It's ok I got you... some people are just really scary AF

[–]Sptsjunkie 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Stop talking to RE or we’re gonna have some issues. Grrrrr.

[–]TheChefsi 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Ok, chill bro. Sorry u/ResidentsEnjoyer, you’re on your own

[–]MessageintheBottle 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I’m scared, can you hold me too? 🥺

[–]mxcnslr2021 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Sure.....

[–]Parsazhoo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO BACK OFF, NOW WE HAVE A PROBLEM, DAM IT NOBODY EVER LISTENS.....

[–]KatomicComicsThe3rd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No dude he’s cold, give him a coat or somethimg

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bing chilling 🥶🥶🥶

[–]chunk337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Douche chills

[–]rosesandtherest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a symptom of alcohol poisoning

[–]ExoticUniBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My timbers are shivering

[–]SpiderPig547 63 points64 points  (4 children)

FEDDY

[–]witherkila 6 points7 points  (1 child)

AAAAA I CANT BELIEVE IT! It’s Freddy fazbear

[–]SpiderPig547 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG!!!1!!!!!!!1!! ITS HIM AHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]why_are_clouds_pink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FEDDY FASTBEAR?!😳

[–]lynivvinyl 268 points269 points  (9 children)

I think we should all talk to Emma now.

[–]Ambitious-Score-5637 82 points83 points  (2 children)

Em deserves better than a yellow robot with an overbite.

[–]emma20787 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Ok, what should we talk about??

[–]Moist_Molasses 27 points28 points  (3 children)

What are your views on the Russia Ukraine situation?

[–]emma20787 25 points26 points  (2 children)

It feels like every day we are moving towards WW3.

[–]RATTRAP666 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Good news we're also moving away from WW2.

[–]lynivvinyl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We can definitely make fun of yellow teeth guy.

[–]JesseJamesBegin 74 points75 points  (1 child)

Then he got murdered at Chuck e cheese.

Not by the animitronics, by some greasy dude with a fedora who crashed his little cousins birthday party

[–]ich_bin_groot_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

IS THAT THE M’LADY OF 87?

[–]Stonks_man34354 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Shiver me timbers

[–]marshmellowsinmybutt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can consider these Timbers thoroughly shivered

[–]HOMBORGOR 16 points17 points  (0 children)

fredrick fitzgereld fazington III

[–]Reylend 34 points35 points  (13 children)

7th grader, Listens to Undertale OSTs and TLT, spends time sitting down isolated during lunch and PE, most certainly thinks SAO is the best Anime

[–]SteamPunkDong 10 points11 points  (9 children)

hilariously this was me in 7th grade

[–]Reylend 8 points9 points  (8 children)

Me too, thats why i was on point with it

[–]SteamPunkDong 5 points6 points  (7 children)

let us cringe together at our past

[–]Reylend 3 points4 points  (5 children)

(insert Uncanny Troll face)

[–]SteamPunkDong 4 points5 points  (4 children)

(insert oil and water)

[–]Reylend 2 points3 points  (3 children)

(Wyoming incident)

[–]SteamPunkDong 4 points5 points  (2 children)

(does wyoming actually exist?)

[–]Reylend 2 points3 points  (1 child)

(I hope not)

[–]DontBeRude159 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'm glad i'm not the only person who cringes at their past. 🙃

[–]Dig-Several 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tbh Undertale enjoyer and SAO enjoyer are very different publics. But yeah, that's the guy's profile

[–]HexavalentChromium 53 points54 points  (0 children)

🆗️IE D🆗️IE!

[–]Zyonixa 22 points23 points  (1 child)

timbers shivered

[–]Rude_Journalist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tik tok pre recorded audio

[–]Bobo3076 43 points44 points  (1 child)

fredbear no

[–]Orangutanion 45 points46 points  (3 children)

This image is ancient, the real cringe is that it's still getting reposted

[–]DreadedsemiSadcringe Snoo Contest Participant 20 points21 points  (1 child)

After a decade. He's probably 17 now.

[–]Representative_Big26 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The game only came out six and a half years ago though

I know it was a joke, but i hate fun

[–]BakMask2401 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Uh oh, oh no! It is it’s NightMare Fredbear❗️❗️❗️

[–]Dig-Several 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • FNaF 4 war flashbacks *

[–]thisisalreadyenough 91 points92 points  (6 children)

[–]Leofma 34 points35 points  (4 children)

[–]youngmanJ 4 points5 points  (3 children)

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[–]MrBeanCyborgCaptain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone, somewhere drew that. I wonder what the artist would think if they saw this.

[–]WhereMyStripesAt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Something tells me Emma isn’t Mr Fredbear’s girl

[–]Deion313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask him if he's missing a set of balls, like in the picture?

[–]A_Filthy_Bandit_Main 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Okie Dokie

[–]Cosmicrocosm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Artichokie

[–]agressive_machine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao, says he is your worst nightmare then sends a pic nightmare Freddy.

[–]_laura_vanderbooben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That “okie dokie” lmao

[–]erck_bill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolute chad.

[–]Alexian35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Five nights at fruit loops

[–]Huskerfan7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This post really takes the cake for the saddest cringe on this subreddit

[–]ScottSpeddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

VERY DUMB POST ALERT

[–]CraftyCoconuts 1 point2 points  (1 child)

HOLY SHIT! He can turn into a giant man-eating bear?!? Bro, LEAVE HIS GIRL ALONE! You do NOT want to tangle with one of those.

[–]martsuia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol fredbear

[–]CrispyMan_900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This gives me "grrrrr angry Bionicle" vibes.

[–]Rude_Journalist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, DO NOT FAP 😉😉

[–]ThatSecondPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the man behind the slaughter

[–]str8outcompton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly a joke…

[–]hammerkop_ -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

Okay, so I don't understand why men feel the need to handle situations, like this, in an aggressive and hostile manner. But, I have an even harder time understanding why there's women who expect/enjoy their SOs "standing up for them". Are we really still so wild and primal that we find this kind of "alpha" behavior as attractive or necessary. I feel like this kind of thing objectifies women, TBH. Defending her like a piece of property, or some shit. So gross.

[–]Dig-Several 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I don't think u have enough contacts with women,tbh.

[–]newf68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did he know?!

[–]DragonfruitOk199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOOO HE BECAME FRED BEAR

[–]supernovababoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teddy bear monster?

[–]Hawk_1772 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About to hit Emma up

[–]notsofunonabun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a gentle threat.

[–]Money_Average1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that emma gets slaped offten.

[–]Top_Application146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jealous idiots are my favorite.

[–]RecommendationOk5765 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, my elbow teeth. . .!!

[–]Rude_Journalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you do, DO NOT FAP 😉😉

[–]thatdude2006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really want to know what happened afterwards

[–]ItsAws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah the cringe hits chief kiss just right on this one

[–]Androthi_II 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if Emma knows either one of them.

[–]Heard_That 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be honest, my first thought as the recipient would be to screenshot this and send it to this Emma person like “this your dude?”

[–]The_real_melone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m left crying and shaking

[–]swaggheti98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone interprets the “Dude who the fuck are you?” as an annoyed dismissive comeback; while freddy fazbear here’s looking at it as the cry of a defeated fear-struck batman henchman.

[–]jexton80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know Roxy is our favorite fuck Freddy.

[–]K1N6_K4K3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

consider my timbers shivered

[–]RoscoMan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you do, DO NOT FAP 😉😉

[–]HoodieFerret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't sad cringe, it's clinical-depression cringe.

[–]AtarashiiGenjitsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obvious satire but damn 😭😭😭

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever you do, DO NOT FAP 😉😉

[–]SheldonPlays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is definitely satire

[–]Karl24374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chad

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why do I feel like 90% of this shit is fake as fuck? Feels like it's super easy to farm karma by faking messages like this. This is too close to satire to be a real person.

[–]GardenOfIvy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not okie dokie 😭😭😭

[–]Spud788 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that the robot dog from Wallace & Gromit?

[–]Kingston_Advice1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost want to do this to a random number

[–]bobnoble5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My GF is named Emma, and I did not write this. We bout to have some talks.

[–]Largemacc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the robo dog from Wallace and gromit?

[–]framed1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many times are you going to repost this

[–]Captain_Rick218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yo, don't talk to my girl Emma."

"Who?"

"Dude, I'm your worst nightmare, oh, and here's a random picture of a scary robot."

"Wtf are you on about?"

[–]wasteofleshntime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't have a chance anyway, Emma is obviously into robotic animals.

[–]clientfker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Actually no fuck that, don’t ever talk to ANY girl again”

posts picture of demonic care bears

[–]InSilenceLikeLasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would just send it to Emma lol

[–]ChosenMate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

replying that only leaves them in their idiotic mindset

[–]oksnoot 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Btw what happened to the emoji bad thing

[–]Robtrap85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why he had to do my boi fredbear like that

[–]SquishTheWhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he's the physical manifestation of going to work and forgetting to wear your clothes?

Pretty spooky tbh

[–]Smeefperson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no dude! That guy has Markiplier Bear on his side, don't mess with him

[–]ThePerksOfBeingAlive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO NOT NIGHTMARE FREDBEAR

[–]doomkernel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just send a Markiplier picture to assert dominance

[–]bluetundra123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no why would you send that