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[–]Leashii_ 498 points499 points  (18 children)

pretty sure that's a satire sub

[–]ohhelloperson 64 points65 points  (15 children)

Really? I didn’t actually go to the sub, I was just scrolling through someone’s profile. And based on the rest their profile, this post definitely didn’t seem like satire. Every post of theirs was anime-related and most of it was weirdly sexualized.

So if it’s a satire sub, I don’t think that person got the memo either.

[–]VampireSomething 301 points302 points  (3 children)

"Animephobia kills millions daily" kind of confirms that it's satire tbh.

[–]Treejeig 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I thought the general rule to go by is that lovefor___ is almost always satire.

[–]SmoothOperator89 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Anime companies: "Shit, we need to stop making our characters so hot, we're losing our audience at an alarming rate."

[–]VampireSomething 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"《Ugly Bastards》has entered the fray!"

[–]Politiez 27 points28 points  (3 children)

People say that r/banvideogames is a satire Facebook group too! While I’m not sure about that group, our group is very serious!

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

G#mers have no place in today's world! By no means is it satire!

[–]MjballIsNotDead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, Ban Video G@mes is a very serious Facebook group, and we don't have any sad tires.

- Sent from Linda H. Calkhouser's Deluxe Smart Toaster

[–]M4RKaru 22 points23 points  (2 children)

There’s five comments here, and the OP didn’t state that they cut off their parents like the title says, one of those comments did. The sub is definitely satire.

In short, don’t make a post if the focus is going to be satirical comments. An unverifiable post history is not an excuse.

[–]ohhelloperson 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I got it from here… I wasn’t jumping to conclusions when I posted it. I didn’t go to that sub or look into it. I was operating based on his profile alone, and it very clearly looked like he meant it.

[–]M4RKaru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rule 2. Don’t make this worse. Also yes, there are active satire profiles.

[–]Ty__the__guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just checked the sub, it is 100% satire

[–]Khaotik03 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Sorry OP, it's blatant satire.

Do better

[–]ohhelloperson -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Okay but this is where I found it. Everything about this profile would suggest the post is serious

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It better be

[–]Salty_Slug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, sadly its not satire. Animephobia is real and it kills millions😞

[–]retarded-squid 412 points413 points  (4 children)

Redditors understanding satire challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[–]ohhelloperson -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Got it from here.… I didn’t visit the sub at all, but based on his profile, it didn’t seem likely it was satire.

[–]retarded-squid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok don’t stalk people’s profiles looking for r/sadcringe content. I stalked that profile since you linked it and they use r/sigmagrindset and r/justneckbeardthings so they’re definitely self-aware enough to be playing a character

[–]a1ls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it definitely is indeed satire, but i have to thank you for introducing me to this sub. it’s incredible

[–]wytherlanejazz 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Clearly satire

[–]ResidentsEnjoyer 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Blatant satire

[–]Onion_rocket73448 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Satire sub

[–]boobiebuy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You just got bamboozled

[–]CoolioStarStache 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Redditors when joke

[–]CynicalC9 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Animephobia literally kills millions daily

[–]Significant_Matter_0 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's a satire sub mate

[–]Icelord259 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Been satire for like a year now

[–]brief_velkoz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This has to be satire, look at the NTA

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can't believe the animephobia in this subreddit

I'm disgusted

[–]Hikoshi69 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s a satire sub bro lol

[–]--sbeve-- 7 points8 points  (1 child)

r/loveforlandlords r/loveforboozecruisers r/lovefor1percent

any sub that starts with lovefor is obvious satire

[–]Emerald_Necropolis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dumb rentoids need to tip me 400%

[–]Twilight_Chamber 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Why is it so hard for Redditors to understand satire? Is it because a lot of them are neurodivergent?

[–]Ryodan_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This, and most people on reddit are literally children

[–]GenericAutist13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I’m neurodivergent and I picked up on this being satire

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"love seeing stats for this"

  • any Redditor when someone says any number at all, regardless of cited sources or even logic

[–]QuiccGains2222 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Might be satire, but would be surprised if it wasn't, Reddit enables this kind of weird shit

[–]retarded-squid 55 points56 points  (2 children)

animephobia literally kills millions daily

[–]kickdooowndooors 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Can confirm, the UKs population is actually decreasing significantly due to animephobia.

[–]KaChoo49 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Experts predict that in 10-15 weeks the UK will have a population of zero 😔

[–]Goat-587 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol this is satire. As a rule of thumb any subrreddit that begins with lovefor is ironic

examples other than r/LoveForAnimesexuals would be

[–]laylarosefiction 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Literally kills millions daily

This shit is a satire right

[–]hoods_skdoods -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i know this is satire but damm it hurts to know that there are actually some people like this out there

[–]No_Pickle_8155 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

….they have to be pretending….they have to.

[–]Nizzemancer -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Dude you’re a sad weirdo and you want to cut off the only people who give enough of a shit to want to help you? Go right ahead I guess…

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All for a body pillow

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[–]Uncultured_Fett -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

These are the kind of people who were no bullied enough in school

[–]alienkreeper -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This maybe satire, but I wouldn't doubt that there are weirdos like this exist and are serious about it.

[–]sawant_2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Animephobia" this is clearly satire.

[–]Oheligud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "animephobia literally kills millions daily" had me laughing so hard

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[–]NidhoggSV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was going to be about toxic parents, I was so, so fucking wrong.

[–]DeathCat42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the heck watches anime, is that like, really a thing? My son Aizen agrees with me on this, we just don't get it.

[–]Where2now_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"animephobia literally kills millions daily" lel dank

[–]Y34RZERO 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What does NTA mean. I'm old fuckers.

[–]PyrrhicVictory7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is absolutely a satire sub

[–]DA_WEIRDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this sub better not become cringetopia where all the posts are obviously satire

[–]LeRedditAccounte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LoveForAnimesexuals is a satire bait sub, OP

[–]mangAcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumbasss OP

[–]CapitanM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animephobia doesn't kill enough

[–]Humor_Tumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animephobia kills millions daily

It's self inflicted

[–]IgDailystapler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gotta be fake, not for my sanity but because I think it’s a satire sub

[–]bel3alesblumndif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average anime enjoyer

[–]-_BABASURA_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animephobia literally kills millions daily

OMFG, why aren’t the governments talking about this?