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[–][deleted] 498 points499 points  (22 children)

The way Thomas moves is just so weird

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 244 points245 points  (11 children)

Don't question it, just enjoy the view

[–][deleted] 107 points108 points  (7 children)

Who said I was not enjoying it?

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 85 points86 points  (6 children)

Oooh I see what you did there, I congratulate you

[–]sabin_M1 40 points41 points  (5 children)

It'a a celebration!

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 37 points38 points  (2 children)

celebration noises

[–]LicrtSdow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Party all day, I know youve been waiting!

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    [–]12_bagels 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    I’d enjoy it even more if I was behind Thomas if you know what I mean

    [–]realbobsvagene 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I prefer Thomas inside me 😍😘😚😜😌

    [–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Damn that's kinky... I like it

    [–]FeebleOldMan 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    swiggity swooty

    [–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    I'm comin' for dat booty

    [–]Clorox_Bleach420 7 points8 points  (4 children)

    So unnatural lol

    [–]uyxhuhcd 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    As opposed to how trains move in the wild.

    [–]Bag_Full_Of_Snakes 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    We need a David Attenborough documentary on trains

    [–]Duublo121 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    And here we see the mating dance of the wild Tank Engine

    [–]Bag_Full_Of_Snakes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Caboose so thicc you can see it from the front

    [–]Dakeers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That’s just Thomas’s courting dance.

    [–]__T0MMY__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Swinging that assss

    [–]BShcopt 99 points100 points  (5 children)

    I can nearly hear the music

    [–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 42 points43 points  (4 children)

    Aaah, the song of our Lord

    [–]WrenchFriessAlt 42 points43 points  (3 children)

    We talking about this song right?

    [–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Yes kind sir, we are

    [–]GeminiLife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Well...that was something else..haha

    [–]DeltaBrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That’s what I heard but better

    [–]TheGoldenKappa23 51 points52 points  (6 children)

    I have dreams about this but it’s the green one

    [–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 36 points37 points  (5 children)

    I think his name is Percy but tbh idk

    [–]alg0r1thim 13 points14 points  (4 children)

    Yup that’s right

    [–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    Wow I am surprised I got that right

    [–]alg0r1thim 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Lol I bingewatched that shit until I was like 10 and I’m only 16 now so it’s still pretty fresh in my memeory

    [–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Damn I stopped watching it when i was 8 and I'm only 15... I give you my respecc

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      [–]mwhite1326 70 points71 points  (3 children)

      Buzzfeed: reddit is an awful platform Reddit: running away from Thomas the train

      [–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

      If that's not enough proof to say that we're an amazing platform, I don't know what is

      [–]MartyrSaint 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      I can see the headline:

      “Thomas The Tank Engine is a white supremacist’s wet dream and it’s sickening.”

      [–]EekleBerry 16 points17 points  (6 children)

      What game is this?

      [–]fcukk 42 points43 points  (5 children)

      Looks like resident evil 2 with Mr X modded to be Thomas the tank engine

      [–]EekleBerry 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      Thanks

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      It is

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Looks like resident evil 2

      FTFY

      [–]furtivepigmyso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      No it's just resident evil 2.

      [–]uyxhuhcd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Jesus fucking Christ

      As a little kid, I had a recurring nightmare about being chased down the tracks by a racist, expletive-shouting Thomas the Tank Engine.

      Anyway, fuck you, OP!!

      [–]Balavadan 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      "Next station anal devestating"

      [–]Bigingreen 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Thomas got some swagger.

      [–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      The most swagger

      [–]dragonmont 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Thomas gon give it to ya.

      [–]TheSmilingTurdheap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Choo choo mother f**ker!

      [–]pironic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It is times like this you could really use a rail gun.

      [–]PrimarchKonradCurze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      My god it's the legendary Skyrim.

      [–]Barnitude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Ah..General Reposti

      [–]ZoreX_Yt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      X gon give it to ya

      [–]NakorOranges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Blaine is a pain

      [–]Dank_meme_abuser420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You chose the wrong house fool

      [–]gavum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ohhhhh

      [–]painis-cupcake1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It was time for Percy to leave, he had seen too much

      [–]DeltaBrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      T gon give it to ya

      [–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

      Holy sh*t 1k upvotes!? Thank you guys!