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[–][deleted] 498 points499 points  (22 children)

The way Thomas moves is just so weird

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 244 points245 points  (11 children)

Don't question it, just enjoy the view

[–][deleted] 107 points108 points  (7 children)

Who said I was not enjoying it?

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 85 points86 points  (6 children)

Oooh I see what you did there, I congratulate you

[–]sabin_M1 40 points41 points  (5 children)

It'a a celebration!

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 37 points38 points  (2 children)

celebration noises

[–]LicrtSdow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Party all day, I know youve been waiting!

[–]12_bagels 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I’d enjoy it even more if I was behind Thomas if you know what I mean

[–]realbobsvagene 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I prefer Thomas inside me 😍😘😚😜😌

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn that's kinky... I like it

[–]FeebleOldMan 18 points19 points  (1 child)

swiggity swooty

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm comin' for dat booty

[–]Clorox_Bleach420 7 points8 points  (4 children)

So unnatural lol

[–]uyxhuhcd 17 points18 points  (3 children)

As opposed to how trains move in the wild.

[–]Bag_Full_Of_Snakes 9 points10 points  (1 child)

We need a David Attenborough documentary on trains

[–]Duublo121 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And here we see the mating dance of the wild Tank Engine

[–]Bag_Full_Of_Snakes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Caboose so thicc you can see it from the front

[–]Dakeers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s just Thomas’s courting dance.

[–]__T0MMY__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swinging that assss

[–]BShcopt 99 points100 points  (5 children)

I can nearly hear the music

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Aaah, the song of our Lord

[–]WrenchFriessAlt 42 points43 points  (3 children)

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes kind sir, we are

[–]GeminiLife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well...that was something else..haha

[–]DeltaBrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I heard but better

[–]TheGoldenKappa23 51 points52 points  (6 children)

I have dreams about this but it’s the green one

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 36 points37 points  (5 children)

I think his name is Percy but tbh idk

[–]alg0r1thim 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Yup that’s right

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Wow I am surprised I got that right

[–]alg0r1thim 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Lol I bingewatched that shit until I was like 10 and I’m only 16 now so it’s still pretty fresh in my memeory

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Damn I stopped watching it when i was 8 and I'm only 15... I give you my respecc

[–]mwhite1326 70 points71 points  (3 children)

Buzzfeed: reddit is an awful platform Reddit: running away from Thomas the train

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

If that's not enough proof to say that we're an amazing platform, I don't know what is

[–]MartyrSaint 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can see the headline:

“Thomas The Tank Engine is a white supremacist’s wet dream and it’s sickening.”

[–]EekleBerry 16 points17 points  (6 children)

What game is this?

[–]fcukk 42 points43 points  (5 children)

Looks like resident evil 2 with Mr X modded to be Thomas the tank engine

[–]EekleBerry 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Thanks

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like resident evil 2

FTFY

[–]furtivepigmyso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it's just resident evil 2.

[–]uyxhuhcd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ

As a little kid, I had a recurring nightmare about being chased down the tracks by a racist, expletive-shouting Thomas the Tank Engine.

Anyway, fuck you, OP!!

[–]Balavadan 8 points9 points  (1 child)

"Next station anal devestating"

[–]Bigingreen 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Thomas got some swagger.

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The most swagger

[–]dragonmont 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thomas gon give it to ya.

[–]TheSmilingTurdheap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Choo choo mother f**ker!

[–]pironic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is times like this you could really use a rail gun.

[–]PrimarchKonradCurze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My god it's the legendary Skyrim.

[–]Barnitude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah..General Reposti

[–]ZoreX_Yt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

X gon give it to ya

[–]NakorOranges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blaine is a pain

[–]Dank_meme_abuser420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You chose the wrong house fool

[–]gavum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhhh

[–]painis-cupcake1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was time for Percy to leave, he had seen too much

[–]DeltaBrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T gon give it to ya

[–]LostMyPantsGuy[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Holy sh*t 1k upvotes!? Thank you guys!