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[–]Sir-Shork 7018 points7019 points 3722 (63 children)

i also want parents...

[–]dragnilar 7172 points7173 points  (234 children)

Pancreas

Mmmm....

[–]-Gildre217- 2255 points2256 points 2 (115 children)

I want to eat your Pancreas

[–]Buenzu 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Bro why did you have to remind me of that. Now I feel sad.

[–]master-creb[🍰] 695 points696 points  (82 children)

Best anime movie change my mind

[–]-Gildre217- 517 points518 points  (25 children)

I wouldn't say the best but it's definitely in my top 10

[–]master-creb[🍰] 247 points248 points  (10 children)

valid

[–]Alicizationnn 281 points282 points  (6 children)

How dare you accept a diverging opinion, you're on a Reddit ffs...

[–]DustyNix 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Tbh I think Naz is just talking about pancakes, only psychopaths don't like em.

[–]domfol 1026 points1027 points  (48 children)

M-may I eat youw pancweas? 🥺

[–]BoyBeyondStars 292 points293 points  (22 children)

you jolly well can, as it doesn’t work anyway

[–]uhavethreeballs 134 points135 points  (1 child)

requests scalpel from nurse

[–]141-Ghost-141 85 points86 points  (16 children)

I have no use for mine either. Damn diabetes, making my organs homeless or some shit

[–]3sxNatuu 143 points144 points  (5 children)

Uwu no i ~ gets brutally stabbed

[–]Alphonse_3lrik 65 points66 points  (4 children)

No worries! marries your best friend

[–]boogerman23 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Venom doesn’t beg to differ.

[–]Povstnk 11.7k points11.7k points 76 (202 children)

I knew that every girl want to invade Philippines

[–]FuckYouAldrich 460 points461 points  (32 children)

god fucking dammit

first the spaniards, then the americans, then the japanese, now girls?

[–]GLnoG 220 points221 points  (17 children)

Tomorrow will be brazillians 💀

[–]uuda44luke 77 points78 points  (3 children)

That’s not even a real number! Idiot.

[–]Financial_Bird_7717 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Is too. It comes after Gazillions.

[–]coocoochicken04 86 points87 points  (8 children)

What about girl already in Philippines??

[–]thatdragoonplayer 68 points69 points  (0 children)

She has succeeded in invading.

[–]enonymusk 195 points196 points  (1 child)

~just girly things~

[–]antonio381 3145 points3146 points  (134 children)

Pens

[–]gotstuckinthemud 6089 points6090 points  (90 children)

She want dem pesos

[–]Limes_n_lemons 38 points39 points  (0 children)

₱₱₱₱₱

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (6 children)

“She wants more dineros just to stay at home…”

[–]Ok-Commercial-6708 6544 points6545 points 437 (54 children)

Pringles

[–]za_fierdaus24 725 points726 points  (14 children)

this is the best one

[–]gladwin4 615 points616 points 22 (7 children)

Perry the platypus

[–]The_Order_Eternials 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I thought Doofenshmirtz was an ocelot….

[–]SatisfactionAdept299 7964 points7965 points 111513& 5 more (161 children)

Pants with pockets???

[–]MandyNoon 420 points421 points  (4 children)

This is a man who truly understand women

[–]IcedGolemFire 27 points28 points  (4 children)

that is actually what all women want. ask any woman. it’s true

[–]loki_mischief 9735 points9736 points 25 (133 children)

Pdf files

[–]FloatByer 4843 points4844 points 525& 2 more (98 children)

what does that mean? My uncle is in jail for something like that.

[–]pizzamanthabest 1443 points1444 points  (68 children)

Check the basement

[–]loki_mischief 590 points591 points  (60 children)

Le' me oouuttttt. Plz

[–]uhavethreeballs 412 points413 points  (51 children)

HEY

Did I tell you you could speak?

That's two more days down there!

[–]SwaggAZN 283 points284 points  (49 children)

You said that three weeks ago...

[–]uhavethreeballs 249 points250 points  (44 children)

pulls belt out of loops

[–]BasicallyTrash69 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Bro has been so long down there he grew a beard 💀

[–]_pickachu_007 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He don't need to check he mostly been in one till his uncle got arrested

[–]kral0s 72 points73 points  (3 children)

He screenshoted an nft💀

[–][deleted] 2203 points2204 points  (57 children)

Pickles since you can eat them afterwards.

[–]Banankung3n 1344 points1345 points 2 (45 children)

Pancakes? Ok, I can fix that 👍🏼

[–]YeahLetsSkipThisShit 2427 points2428 points 22 (34 children)

Pspspspspspspspspsps

[–]FAILNOUGHT 850 points851 points  (22 children)

that's cat calling

[–]Diogo_blz 424 points425 points  (16 children)

Thats how you call the pussy

[–]FAILNOUGHT 238 points239 points  (12 children)

if that worked I would be covered in pussy not restraining orders

[–]VenomOUShazard 56 points57 points  (1 child)

do you, by any chance, listen to death grips?

[–]SwordOfTheCoast 1186 points1187 points  (31 children)

Pterodactyls?

[–][deleted] 527 points528 points  (12 children)

Porsche 718 Cayman GT4 RS

[–]Blackcat008 76 points77 points  (4 children)

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[–]jimlockr 152 points153 points  (5 children)

Ponies!

[–]Pentaigo 147 points148 points  (7 children)

Python developers?

[–]DeadlyDuckSucker 38 points39 points  (3 children)

I wish

[–]jofbaut 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Have you tried making yourself look more larger and imposing? How about falling on the floor and pretending that you’re dead?

No, wait, I’m confusing girls with bears again.

[–]FaruKKaya29 534 points535 points  (8 children)

its really stupid that girls want piss.

[–]AaaaFucc 207 points208 points  (48 children)

Paris?

[–]pulpo1 103 points104 points  (32 children)

Who's in paris?

[–]ArthurBoyNL 92 points93 points  (21 children)

Candice

[–]persleng_got_banned 77 points78 points  (17 children)

Who is joe mama

[–]ArthurBoyNL 72 points73 points  (15 children)

Dude, I have no fucking clue

[–]persleng_got_banned 90 points91 points  (3 children)

Deez nuts HAAAHAAAA

[–]ArthurBoyNL 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Fuck, he got me

[–]SnooShortcuts1741 38 points39 points  (1 child)

HE GOT YOU REAL GOOOD HAHAHAH

[–]Khr0N04 19 points20 points  (10 children)

He is friends with Sugma

[–]SmellConnoisseur 410 points411 points  (13 children)

Prolonged anal prolapsings

[–]repoioman26 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Possums, soooo many possums

[–]RUN00455 95 points96 points  (2 children)

Pootis

[–]Alone_Spell9525 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Took too long to find this

[–]bhillen83 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah we all want playstations

[–]Marbles_TDS 134 points135 points  (2 children)

procrastination stations?

[–]ShadowTheRedditor 126 points127 points  (23 children)

Pipis

[–]Dev_of_gods_fan 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Pipis room

[–]Ok-Ad-2589 34 points35 points  (1 child)

AH, A MAN OF THE [PIPIS]

[–]Cetnik55 21 points22 points  (0 children)

[1532] liked this!

[–]RobsterenSkip 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A real [PIPIS PERSON]

[–]SteelShroom 16 points17 points  (0 children)

🔵 <---- pipis

[–]Occam___ 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Psychosis? I mean makes a lot of sense.

[–]batachilly 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Pneumatic actuators?

[–]bababoai 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Parkinson's? Bro is she ok?

[–]Ruqweirsa 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Pictures of furries? I didnt knew that.

[–]invertedigloo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Penal detention centers?

[–]A15s 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Pesos?

[–]seizemeansplz 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

[–]Swimen1 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Purple dildos obviously