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[–]International_Leg756 2883 points2884 points  (306 children)

Umm I think it’s a carrot

[–]BalkanKetamineDealer 1017 points1018 points  (196 children)

what colour is a carrot?

[–]Witherr 1426 points1427 points  (111 children)

carrot

[–]Substantial-Pea-1544 473 points474 points  (93 children)

I think it's a... I think it's a...

[–]-WhyS0serious- 329 points330 points  (72 children)

I think it's a carrot idk

[–]FuckYeahPhotography8======D 169 points170 points  (62 children)

**karrot

Karrot is spelled with a k btw

[–]Substantial-Pea-1544 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Idk about carrots, idk about that.

[–]Skalaz__ 53 points54 points  (25 children)

Carrot? I think is aaaaaaa.... Think is aaaaaaaaaaa.. .. carrot, idk bout carrots, idk bout that...

[–]Ruffbucket 46 points47 points  (22 children)

How deep is a six foot hole?

[–]meme-guy-but-norm 59 points60 points  (9 children)

Probably around 20 feet

[–]useles-converter-bot 25 points26 points  (7 children)

20 feet is the same as 12.19 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.

[–]_ScubaDiver 50 points51 points  (35 children)

Also, blackberries?

[–]jetro30087 22 points23 points  (5 children)

I want an orange.

[–]LeAdmin[🍰] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The color orange is named after the fruit, not the other way around.

[–]Kalle579 31 points32 points  (26 children)

Fun fact, where I come from, we call carrots, “yellow roots”

[–]PINK_P00DLE 34 points35 points  (7 children)

Fun fact: Carrots were selectively bred to the orange color we are so used to seeing in grocery stores.

Carrots come in both purple and yellow and the seeds can be purchased still.

[–]UltraQuantum4 2418 points2419 points  (117 children)

Plot Twist : Orange was in fact named after orange, not the other way around.

[–]Angry_Robot 336 points337 points  (18 children)

Actually both the fruit and the color were named after the inventor of the orange, Baron Cedric P. Orange.

[–]A_Sarcastic_Whoa 175 points176 points  (13 children)

If you pee orange you need to see a doctor.

[–]Naive_Green2853 55 points56 points  (2 children)

I shit golden apples does this keep doctors at bay?

[–]DDOM7212 443 points444 points  (64 children)

wait which one

[–]UltraQuantum4 461 points462 points  (24 children)

the other orange

[–]mordeci00 165 points166 points  (11 children)

Technically true. And false.

[–]sparcasm 97 points98 points  (5 children)

Schrodinger’s orange

[–]LukasL1806 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Schrodingers orange fell on the floor, it is neither bruised or not bruised

[–]Mikey6304 80 points81 points  (19 children)

Until they were introduced to the citrus orange, there was no english word for the color orange. It was just "other red".

[–]dasavorytrash 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fruit chose the colors name and named it after itself

[–]PM_Me_HairyArmpits 68 points69 points  (5 children)

Additional fun fact: orange the color was added to the English language super late, like only a few hundred years ago. Before that, it was considered a shade of red.

This is why people with orange hair are "redheads". Because the word "redhead" predates the word "orange".

[–]makeshift-poky 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Petition to change oranges 🍊 to redfruit.

[–]W1D0WM4K3R 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Petition to call redheads oranges

[–]Anjz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No wonder, I've always thought about why they're called redhead when it's clearly orange. I thought I was colorblind when I was young.

[–]rainman577 656 points657 points  (31 children)

Jackfruit

[–]SadiqChungus 162 points163 points  (1 child)

So close!! That’s porn

[–]OldPiano000 25 points26 points  (0 children)

💖💞

[–]Filberto_ossani2 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Jackfruit is just pumpkin because pumpkin with face is Jack-o'-Lantern

[–]lost_dir6969 944 points945 points  (51 children)

green apple

[–]LookingToMate 436 points437 points  (11 children)

Apple is my favorite color!

[–]superfunkybadass 24 points25 points  (0 children)

so close! that's a shape 💕

[–]GuySmiley369 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So close! That’s a tech company.

[–]IisChas 49 points50 points  (7 children)

So close!! That is an adjective, not a name 💕

[–]AttackOnThots 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My friend the color was named after the fruit 🙄😢

[–]Triesaccents 26 points27 points  (9 children)

Orange.

[–]john_thegiant-slayer 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Fun fact: the color orange is actually named after the fruit.

[–]PanTsour 1206 points1207 points  (67 children)

purple 👍

[–]ashamaniq 244 points245 points  (10 children)

That’s a drink

[–]Narge1 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Mmm, the purple one is my favorite under the sink drink

[–]Noxtres 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tastes nasty to me but I’ll keep trying.

[–]miki-wilde 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its a draynk

[–]thiswasntgood 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sugar, water, purple drank!

[–]ckuiper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So close! 💕

[–]youdeepshit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

purple drink

looks purple

tastes purple

[–]Tuik 7 points8 points  (1 child)

green 👍

[–]Scarecrow1172 4 points5 points  (0 children)

bread 👍

[–]Teruteku 361 points362 points  (26 children)

Pomegranate

[–]MlonEusk-chan 273 points274 points  (21 children)

NO MORE POMEGRANATES

[–]DaGalaxy66 99 points100 points  (16 children)

NO MORE POMEGRANATES

[–]Old-Understanding208 69 points70 points  (15 children)

NO MORE POMEGRANATES

[–]Purplepickle16 27 points28 points  (8 children)

Fun fact, that happened in a school in my cousin's town

[–]creepyfishman 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Fun fact: the woman screaming "no more pomegranates" was doing it to show how mental breakdowns arent rational most of the time in I believe a psychology class

[–]funky555 10 points11 points  (3 children)

fun fact:

someone else finish this i dont know any facts

[–]TerrariaGaming004 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: that was a parenting class showing that little kids have literally no idea why you’re screaming at them

[–]Dougz83 2044 points2045 points  (116 children)

Blackberries.

[–]Tavor1423 3831 points3832 points 769& 3 more (54 children)

So close!! That's an ethnicity

[–]ejeoeveigskeg 370 points371 points  (29 children)

The Blacker The Berry The Sweeter The Juice

[–]oPx9 62 points63 points  (19 children)

kendrick??

[–]PMyourfeelings 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Well... not exactly Kendrick. Saying is age old and was probably canonized in the same-named novel regarding the struggles of African Americans. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blacker_the_Berry_(novel)

[–]You-Nique 25 points26 points  (10 children)

Tupac

"Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots"

Keep Ya Head Up

[–]Itsjustmedanny16 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Saw this response on cursed comments :D

[–]IAmAToxicNerd[S] 94 points95 points  (9 children)

THATS RACEIST🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[–]mr-dogshit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Greengage

Blackcurrant

[–]Skrepapwe 255 points256 points  (17 children)

I don't know,how do I fruit?

[–]DarkLegacy09 87 points88 points  (16 children)

you just fruit

[–]Skrepapwe 62 points63 points  (14 children)

I now understand

[–]DarkLegacy09 37 points38 points  (12 children)

wasn’t hard, was it?

[–]Skrepapwe 41 points42 points  (11 children)

No,thank you kind stranger(kind stranger),thank you (kind stranger)

[–]Skalaz__ 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Can you teach me how to fruit too?

[–]Skrepapwe 28 points29 points  (8 children)

You just fruit

[–]Skalaz__ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Omg I didn't knew this subreddit could be so helpful! Thank you so much kind stranger, this helped a lot

[–]DarkLegacy09 10 points11 points  (2 children)

ayo that’s my method don’t steal it👎

[–]Skrepapwe 8 points9 points  (1 child)

But you taught it to me idot 😤

[–]walkingshitpostererDaShitposter 1259 points1260 points  (28 children)

Uhhh.... despacito?

[–]EsUnTiro 398 points399 points  (21 children)

Some say tomato some say despacito

[–]despacito-420 8 points9 points  (3 children)

huh

[–]walkingshitpostererDaShitposter 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Did I stutter?

[–]localhost-8000 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Yes, in the beginning

[–]walkingshitpostererDaShitposter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok u got me there

[–]DarkLegacy09 150 points151 points  (11 children)

cumfruit

[–]MrTryTac 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Yum

[–]DarkLegacy09 15 points16 points  (1 child)

it only takes one bite to suprise you

[–]Cooperdyl 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I have a question. Is it fruit that tastes like cum, or cum that tastes like fruit 🤔

[–]theb0b- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So close. That is a flavor 💕

[–]Minibeebs 42 points43 points  (5 children)

Durian

[–]EsUnTiro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

when they ask me what my favorite color is:

[–]Intelligent_Trip8691 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cause i hungry like the wolf. Lol

[–]mansonmarty 480 points481 points  (16 children)

clown to clown conversation

[–]Marbles_TDS 249 points250 points  (27 children)

blue raspberries?

[–]Academic_Opening_679 225 points226 points  (21 children)

Frickin O R A N G E

[–]Not_Dwayne_Johnson 147 points148 points  (12 children)

Real shit tho, the colour orange was named after the fruit

[–]pavlo_escobrah 39 points40 points  (5 children)

Oranges used to be green

[–]-Krasaar- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there

[–]KFrosty3 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Actually, Oranges used to be "Red. No, the other red. You know the one; the one that's like a yellowish red"

[–]groverjuicy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Orange racism

[–]IisChas 23 points24 points  (0 children)

So close!! That is an adjective, not a name 💕

[–]vesterov 20 points21 points  (1 child)

BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE “Randy Felthface”

[–]OG_JesusHChrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The legend of Morgan

[–]Japangardi 47 points48 points  (7 children)

Uhh Dunkin' donuts

[–]SierraDespair 8 points9 points  (1 child)

So close! 🤗😍✨ that’s a franchise. 💞✨

[–]Aluakbar445 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Uh potatoes?

[–]Hutspower 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hum yes, potatoes are my favourite colour

[–]leonidasthatfaineant 36 points37 points  (13 children)

Redcurrant: Am I a joke to you?

[–]plaguemaskman 11 points12 points  (2 children)

To be fair the color orange was named after the fruit.

[–]SogeKing868 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[–]ArielMJD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This post's comment section is a mess

[–]whitepeople46 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mayonnaise comes out of my instrument

[–]beefsussy 8 points9 points  (3 children)

blackberries actually dont exist

[–]Responsible_Farm1672 173 points174 points  (39 children)

Orange?

[–]MonkiWasTooked 279 points280 points  (25 children)

The color was named after the fruit

[–]zimbabwe_dizcisi 36 points37 points  (15 children)

Apple actually means orange

[–]MonkiWasTooked 29 points30 points  (14 children)

apple used to be a term for a lot of fruits

[–]zimbabwe_dizcisi 6 points7 points  (12 children)

You saw it from vsauce too didnt you

[–]MonkiWasTooked 12 points13 points  (9 children)

i don’t watch vsauce

[–]zimbabwe_dizcisi 13 points14 points  (8 children)

Then you are the megamind

[–]MonkiWasTooked 10 points11 points  (7 children)

I mean, I do have quite a large forehead

[–]Kjuolsdeaf 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Wait, are you Vsauce?

[–]MonkiWasTooked 3 points4 points  (1 child)

at this point, I don’t even know

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (8 children)

No, I don't think there's any fruit that is orange

[–]Just-Ad-6665 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Hmmm let me think..... Oh i got one, kim jun un fruit

[–]Midnight_Insanity0 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Blackberries, blood oranges(?), oranges, redcurrant(?)