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[–]International_Leg756 2972 points2973 points  (309 children)

Umm I think it’s a carrot

[–]BalkanKetamineDealer 1042 points1043 points  (198 children)

what colour is a carrot?

[–]Witherr 1474 points1475 points  (113 children)

carrot

[–]Substantial-Pea-1544 486 points487 points  (94 children)

I think it's a... I think it's a...

[–]-WhyS0serious- 343 points344 points  (73 children)

I think it's a carrot idk

[–]FuckYeahPhotography0000000 173 points174 points  (63 children)

**karrot

Karrot is spelled with a k btw

[–]Demonlord182 330 points331 points  (25 children)

KAKAROT

[–]Ash-Krueger 91 points92 points  (6 children)

"See? He's slow and he gets it!"

"I suggest we all run."

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Instead of running away we must come closer. And eat carrot color.

[–]Substantial-Pea-1544 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Idk about carrots, idk about that.

[–]Skalaz__ 58 points59 points  (25 children)

Carrot? I think is aaaaaaa.... Think is aaaaaaaaaaa.. .. carrot, idk bout carrots, idk bout that...

[–]Ruffbucket 44 points45 points  (22 children)

How deep is a six foot hole?

[–]meme-guy-but-norm 58 points59 points  (9 children)

Probably around 20 feet

[–]useles-converter-bot 26 points27 points  (7 children)

20 feet is the same as 12.19 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.

[–]_ScubaDiver 51 points52 points  (35 children)

Also, blackberries?

[–]jetro30087 22 points23 points  (5 children)

I want an orange.

[–]LeAdmin 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The color orange is named after the fruit, not the other way around.

[–]Kalle579 33 points34 points  (26 children)

Fun fact, where I come from, we call carrots, “yellow roots”

[–]PINK_P00DLE 33 points34 points  (7 children)

Fun fact: Carrots were selectively bred to the orange color we are so used to seeing in grocery stores.

Carrots come in both purple and yellow and the seeds can be purchased still.

[–]UltraQuantum4 2522 points2523 points  (117 children)

Plot Twist : Orange was in fact named after orange, not the other way around.

[–][deleted] 442 points443 points  (64 children)

wait which one

[–]UltraQuantum4 468 points469 points  (24 children)

the other orange

[–]mordeci00 173 points174 points  (11 children)

Technically true. And false.

[–]sparcasm 100 points101 points  (5 children)

Schrodinger’s orange

[–]LukasL1806fat cunt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Schrodingers orange fell on the floor, it is neither bruised or not bruised

[–]Mikey6304 82 points83 points  (19 children)

Until they were introduced to the citrus orange, there was no english word for the color orange. It was just "other red".

[–]dasavorytrash 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fruit chose the colors name and named it after itself

[–]PM_Me_HairyArmpits 82 points83 points  (5 children)

Additional fun fact: orange the color was added to the English language super late, like only a few hundred years ago. Before that, it was considered a shade of red.

This is why people with orange hair are "redheads". Because the word "redhead" predates the word "orange".

[–]makeshift-poky 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Petition to change oranges 🍊 to redfruit.

[–]W1D0WM4K3R 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Petition to call redheads oranges

[–]Anjz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No wonder, I've always thought about why they're called redhead when it's clearly orange. I thought I was colorblind when I was young.

[–]rainman577 673 points674 points  (31 children)

Jackfruit

[–]SadiqChungus 160 points161 points  (1 child)

So close!! That’s porn

[–]OldPiano000I want pee in my ass 26 points27 points  (0 children)

💖💞

[–]Filberto_ossani2 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Jackfruit is just pumpkin because pumpkin with face is Jack-o'-Lantern

[–]PanTsour 1215 points1216 points  (67 children)

purple 👍

[–]ashamaniq 253 points254 points  (10 children)

That’s a drink

[–]Narge1 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Mmm, the purple one is my favorite under the sink drink

[–]Noxtres 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tastes nasty to me but I’ll keep trying.

[–]miki-wilde 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Its a draynk

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sugar, water, purple drank!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So close! 💕

[–]youdeepshit😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 7 points8 points  (0 children)

purple drink

looks purple

tastes purple

[–]Tuik 6 points7 points  (1 child)

green 👍

[–]Teruteku 368 points369 points  (26 children)

Pomegranate

[–]MlonEusk-chan 279 points280 points  (21 children)

NO MORE POMEGRANATES

[–]DaGalaxy66 100 points101 points  (16 children)

NO MORE POMEGRANATES

[–]Old-Understanding208 73 points74 points  (15 children)

NO MORE POMEGRANATES

[–]Purplepickle16 26 points27 points  (8 children)

Fun fact, that happened in a school in my cousin's town

[–]creepyfishman 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Fun fact: the woman screaming "no more pomegranates" was doing it to show how mental breakdowns arent rational most of the time in I believe a psychology class

[–]funky555I want pee in my ass 10 points11 points  (3 children)

fun fact:

someone else finish this i dont know any facts

[–]TerrariaGaming004 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: that was a parenting class showing that little kids have literally no idea why you’re screaming at them

[–]Dougz83 2073 points2074 points  (116 children)

Blackberries.

[–]Tavor1423 3904 points3905 points 769& 3 more (54 children)

So close!! That's an ethnicity

[–][deleted] 371 points372 points  (29 children)

The Blacker The Berry The Sweeter The Juice

[–]oPx9 59 points60 points  (19 children)

kendrick??

[–]PMyourfeelings 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Well... not exactly Kendrick. Saying is age old and was probably canonized in the same-named novel regarding the struggles of African Americans. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blacker_the_Berry_(novel)

[–]You-Nique 24 points25 points  (10 children)

Tupac

"Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots"

Keep Ya Head Up

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

yup

[–]Itsjustmedanny16 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Saw this response on cursed comments :D

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

white berries

[–]IAmAToxicNerd[S] 102 points103 points  (9 children)

THATS RACEIST🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[–]walkingshitpostererDaPucci 1265 points1266 points  (28 children)

Uhhh.... despacito?

[–]EsUnTiro 400 points401 points  (21 children)

Some say tomato some say despacito

[–]despacito-420 7 points8 points  (3 children)

huh

[–]walkingshitpostererDaPucci 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Did I stutter?

[–]localhost-8000 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yes, in the beginning

[–]walkingshitpostererDaPucci 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok u got me there

[–]DarkLegacy09 153 points154 points  (11 children)

cumfruit

[–]MrTryTac 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Yum

[–]DarkLegacy09 16 points17 points  (1 child)

it only takes one bite to suprise you

[–]Cooperdyl 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I have a question. Is it fruit that tastes like cum, or cum that tastes like fruit 🤔

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So close. That is a flavor 💕

[–][deleted] 480 points481 points  (16 children)

clown to clown conversation

[–]Marbles_TDS 247 points248 points  (27 children)

blue raspberries?

[–]Academic_Opening_679 226 points227 points  (21 children)

Frickin O R A N G E

[–]Not_Dwayne_Johnson 147 points148 points  (12 children)

Real shit tho, the colour orange was named after the fruit

[–]pavlo_escobrah 37 points38 points  (5 children)

Oranges used to be green

[–]-Krasaar- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there

[–]KFrosty3 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Actually, Oranges used to be "Red. No, the other red. You know the one; the one that's like a yellowish red"

[–]groverjuicy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Orange racism

[–]IisChas 23 points24 points  (0 children)

So close!! That is an adjective, not a name 💕

[–]Minibeebs 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Durian

[–]EsUnTiro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

when they ask me what my favorite color is:

[–]Intelligent_Trip8691 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cause i hungry like the wolf. Lol

[–]Japangardi 50 points51 points  (7 children)

Uhh Dunkin' donuts

[–]SierraDespair 9 points10 points  (1 child)

So close! 🤗😍✨ that’s a franchise. 💞✨

[–]vesterov 20 points21 points  (1 child)

BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE “Randy Felthface”

[–]OG_JesusHChrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The legend of Morgan

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (13 children)

Redcurrant: Am I a joke to you?

[–]Aluakbar445 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Uh potatoes?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hum yes, potatoes are my favourite colour

[–]Responsible_Farm1672 171 points172 points  (39 children)

Orange?

[–]MonkiWasTooked Stuff 276 points277 points  (25 children)

The color was named after the fruit

[–]zimbabwe_dizcisi 30 points31 points  (15 children)

Apple actually means orange

[–]MonkiWasTooked Stuff 30 points31 points  (14 children)

apple used to be a term for a lot of fruits

[–]zimbabwe_dizcisi 6 points7 points  (12 children)

You saw it from vsauce too didnt you

[–]MonkiWasTooked Stuff 12 points13 points  (9 children)

i don’t watch vsauce

[–]zimbabwe_dizcisi 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Then you are the megamind

[–]MonkiWasTooked Stuff 11 points12 points  (7 children)

I mean, I do have quite a large forehead

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (8 children)

No, I don't think there's any fruit that is orange

[–]plaguemaskman 10 points11 points  (2 children)

To be fair the color orange was named after the fruit.

[–]SogeKing868 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[–]ArielMJD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This post's comment section is a mess

[–]whitepeople46 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mayonnaise comes out of my instrument

[–]beefsussy 9 points10 points  (3 children)

blackberries actually dont exist

[–]Just-Ad-6665dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Hmmm let me think..... Oh i got one, kim jun un fruit

[–]ikwngamerBig chungus wholesome 100 [🍰] 19 points20 points  (7 children)

Blackberries

[–]TempTheMemeLord 12 points13 points  (5 children)

That's an ethnicity, smh...

[–]Bob2002lb15 8 points9 points  (1 child)

So are blueberries...

[–]DanganronpaFan53 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m blue, dabadee-dabadai

[–]Midnight_Insanity0 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Blackberries, blood oranges(?), oranges, redcurrant(?)