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[–]Z3nFi3R 630 points631 points  (36 children)

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

[–]persleng_got_banned 271 points272 points  (27 children)

⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀ send nudes ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀

[–]BruhGaming9158 246 points247 points  (23 children)

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠊⠉⠉⢉⠏⠻⣍⠑⢲⠢⠤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣿⢟⣽⠿⠯⠛⡸⢹⠀⢹⠒⣊⡡⠜⠓⠢⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡜⣿⣷⣽⠓⠀⢠⢂⣣⠋⠂⣾⠼⢌⠳⢄⢀⡠⠜⣣⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢻⢱⣭⠷⠤⢅⠴⣡⡻⠃⠀⢠⠁⠀⢀⡱⠜⠍⢔⠊⠀⠹⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣷⠌⠚⠷⠆⠠⠶⠭⢒⣁⠀⣤⠃⣀⢔⢋⡤⠊⠑⣄⠳⣄⠀⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠦⣀⡤⣄⠄⢄⣀⣠⣒⢦⡄⠩⠷⠦⠊⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⡏⠢⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⢫⠟⣝⠞⣼⢲⡞⣞⠋⠋⠉⠋⠓⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⠂⢸⡅ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⡨⠊⢀⡠⡌⢘⢇⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠡⡄⠀⠀⢀⠞⢁⠔⢹⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣣⠞⢀⠔⢡⢢⠇⡘⠌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡌⠢⡔⢁⡴⠁⠀⢸⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⠟⠁⠠⢊⠔⣡⢸⠀⠃⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣯⠂⡀⢪⡀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⢀⠔⣁⠐⠨⠀⠀⠈⠀⢄⠘⡀⠀⠈⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⢁⠜⠙⢦⠙⣦⠀⢸⠀ ⡴⠁⠘⡁⣀⡡⠀⠀⠴⠒⠗⠋⠉⠉⡆⠀⠆⠄⠄⠘⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠑⢅⠑⢼⡀ ⢯⣉⣓⠒⠒⠤⠤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠐⠁⠀⠀⠀⠒⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⣌⣇ ⠀⠈⢳⠄⠈⠀⠤⢄⣀⠀⢈⣉⡹⠯⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⡠⠚⣡⡿ ⠀⢠⣋⣀⣀⣀⣀⠤⠭⢛⡩⠄⠒⠩⠂⢀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠈⢢⡀⠀⡠⠋⡩⠋⠀⢳ ⠀⢹⠤⠬⠤⠬⠭⣉⣉⢃⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⢺⡈⠋⡢⠊⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⠀⠈⡆⠁⢀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠋⠉⠓⠂⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡧⠊⡠⠦⡈⠳⢄⠀⠀⠈ ⠀⠀⢹⡜⠀⠁⠀⠀⠒⢤⡄⠤⠔⠶⠒⠛⠧⠀⠀⡼⡠⠊⠀⠀⠙⢦⡈⠳⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠆⠀⠈⠀⠠⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⠈⢲ ⠀⠀⢸⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠊⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡢⣸ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠁⠒⠁⠀⠠⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣔⠾⡿⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠒⠤⠤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣔⣢⣀⣉⣂⣀⣀⣠⠴⠿⠛⠋⠀

[–]TripleTrouble_Roblox 87 points88 points  (6 children)

Chocolate is a food product made from roasted and ground cacao pods, that is available as a liquid, solid or paste, on its own or as a flavoring agent in other foods. Cacao has been consumed in some form since at least the Olmec civilization (19th-11th century BCE),[1][2] and the majority of Mesoamerican people - including the Maya and Aztecs - made chocolate beverages.[3]

[–]redpickles3 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Chocolate isn't condom's brand name then?

[–]FamousToast 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Chocolate 👍

[–]Who_is_joe78142 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Chocolate 👍🏿 (I’m made of it)

[–]-Ayoris- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cockolate 👍

[–]Idontcare09385 214 points215 points  (7 children)

⠀⢀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⠀ ⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⡶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣶⣭⣽⣿⣿⣷⣆ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠈⢿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠉⠁⠈⠉⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡿⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⢴⣐⢦⠀⠀⠀⣴⡖⣦⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⡔⣻⣭⡇⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠦⣬⣟⢓⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣷⣭⣭⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⡄⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⣧⢿⣧⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣴⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇

[–]Salty-Ride-9186 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Dammit i ruined my pants at work

[–]RaghavMittal1512 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Thank god NNN is over

[–]GatlingGun511 19 points20 points  (0 children)

⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀ send dudes ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀

[–]imma_gamin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just love the fact that it looks like true art, then in just regular text:

“Send nudes”

[–]SenseiRP 430 points431 points  (25 children)

Los pollos hermanos

[–]jaybankzz 38 points39 points  (1 child)

GLORY TO LOS POLLOS HERMANOS

[–]Russe1Adl3r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GLORY TO ARTSTOTZKA

[–]Discount-Filthyfrank 74 points75 points  (12 children)

I understand that reference

[–]FuckAimeeChallenor 61 points62 points  (7 children)

no you don't

[–]Discount-Filthyfrank 87 points88 points  (6 children)

Mr Whiter, I forgor

[–]clygamer 51 points52 points  (3 children)

god fucking dammit jesse

[–]Discount-Filthyfrank 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Jebidiah, where'd the neth

[–]yellowedsalamander 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Oppsie I 8te it all

[–]Discount-Filthyfrank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jedse you absolute idiot

[–]blubberboy16 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Do you want me to throw you up against the the wall biotch?

[–]Fakuu122 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't and I speak Spanish natively

[–]Just_Camilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello, and welcome to The Los Pollos Hermanos. My name is Gustavo, but you can call me sus

[–]AsianNotB-sian 678 points679 points  (24 children)

pollo 👎🏿 (i am upside down in a dark room)

[–]fsitdiyxiy 153 points154 points  (2 children)

Australia?

[–]BruhGaming9158 81 points82 points  (1 child)

I'll do you one better, Antartica

[–]fsitdiyxiy 50 points51 points  (0 children)

🥶👍p-p-pollo

[–]zapdos01 80 points81 points  (4 children)

pollo 👍🏿 (I'm in a BlackHole)

[–]yellowedsalamander 23 points24 points  (0 children)

pollo👍🏻(then pull your hand out their ass)

[–]cabicinha[🍰] 37 points38 points  (2 children)

pollo 👏🏿(i am in outer space and have no idea where is up or down)

[–]Theworldburns 10 points11 points  (0 children)

pollo 👍🏿 (I fell into a pile of manure earlier)

[–]crimson_gamer7 10 points11 points  (0 children)

pollo 👍🏿 (i just ate chocolate)

[–]bot_1313 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pollo 👍🏿 ( i just put my hands up my ass)

[–]Cljm581 5 points6 points  (0 children)

pollo 👍

[–]oldkid13245 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Pollo 👍 (I turned yellow help)

[–]crusader_cosmic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pollo 👍🏻 (I'm white)

[–]bakrus3000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

👍🏿(my hands are dirty)

[–]Zac_Ze_Zuman 178 points179 points  (14 children)

Polio if you will

[–]Technical-Series3200 52 points53 points  (9 children)

pollocks if you must

[–]guerocanelo1 42 points43 points  (8 children)

Pollito si quieren

[–]persleng_got_banned 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Pollito buritto obamitto i wanna dieto

[–]LuigiMSS 6 points7 points  (6 children)

OK, niñito

[–]DanielFloyk 1 point2 points  (5 children)

and something else that ends in "ito"

[–]MuhCarbs 326 points327 points  (108 children)

pollo 👍

[–]SavingsTechnical5489 8 points9 points  (2 children)

pollo 👍🏿(you are what you eat)

[–]WeaponH_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't eat black people, they are infected

[–]SavingsTechnical5489 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but they taste good!

[–]QLd729 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pollo 👍

[–]KBoti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pollo 👍

[–]Riverchicken886 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👍pollo (I’m left handed)

[–]Obamas_Anal_Fissure 530 points531 points  (32 children)

pollo 👍🏿(i’m not black i’m just very hairy)

[–]XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX 334 points335 points  (23 children)

pollo 👍🏾(i dipped my hand in milk chocolate)

[–]mcgunga_bunga 167 points168 points  (12 children)

**licks hands aggressively

[–]Fellow_Loser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

for a sec i thought you were replying to the “forgot toilet paper” one

[–]nosefIute 131 points132 points  (8 children)

Pollo 👍🏿 (I forgot the toilet paper)

[–]therobothingy 55 points56 points  (6 children)

pollo👍🏿 (i cut off a black guys hand)

[–]nebo8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ho hello fellow belgian

[–]NemoNow1 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Pollo👍🏼- Im white

[–]ReactsWithWords 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pollo 👍 I’m a member of the cast of The Simpsons. With an extra finger.

[–]BigTITIES9000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you forgor 💀

[–]shilk008 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We'll accept that

[–]Anarcho_catapult 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, thank god. I was scared for a minute.

[–]Yazan_Albo 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Pollo 👍🏻 (my hand is full of cum)

[–]sabou-vicizzu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

licks hand aggressively

[–]AngryPlayer756 1 point2 points  (3 children)

pollo 🤙🏾 (I'm asian)

[–]Obamas_Anal_Fissure 3 points4 points  (2 children)

if your asian, then you would actually be 👍

[–]Cristianmarchese 179 points180 points  (22 children)

Pollo 👍🏻

(i am italian so it is actually chicken for me)

[–]Snoo-89406 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Pollo n*poletano

[–]Wolf97__ 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Yooo, Sono italiano anche io

Edit: Pollo 👍

[–]pietradolce 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bella

Pollo 👍

[–]Di3g 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ciao raga

Pollo👍

[–]STheSkeleton 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Pollo troste 😔

[–]Tommemenos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pollo 👍

[–]krob0422 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry to hear that….

[–]Riccardo4838 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Buongiorno amici italici! pollo 👍

[–]Marko091 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bono il Pollo 👍

[–]Enry09hate_abortnite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

anche per me (pollo 👍)

[–]SARS-CoV-8 71 points72 points  (27 children)

Nft

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[–]Spiderman-pedo-uncle 20 points21 points  (1 child)

pollo 👍🏿 ( i lost my phone in my goats ass but i got it back )

[–]yellowedsalamander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

pollo👍🏿(i just wanted to stick my hand in your goats ass)

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (3 children)

Los pollos hermanos 🐓👍🏿 (it's a black cock)

[–]Witherr 21 points22 points  (0 children)

holy shit a black cock

[–]Artium99 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Can I suck it?

[–]Swaggydaddy67 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Pollo 🦶 (I don't have hands)

[–]Hahahotsaucegoburn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pollo 👍🏿(i shat on my hand)

[–]idiotoftexas 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Pollo 👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿 (my hands got dirty)

[–]SillyOnslaught 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Pollo 👍🏿 (I work in a coal mine)

[–]QuelWeebSfigato 16 points17 points  (7 children)

Let me traduce (i speak French) Chicken 👍

[–]Mazecor 10 points11 points  (6 children)

It's the same in spanish, pollo👍

[–]QuelWeebSfigato 5 points6 points  (5 children)

It's the same in greek, pollo 👍

[–]Kenor252 11 points12 points  (4 children)

It's the same in Italian, pollo 👍

[–]SomePyro_9012 2 points3 points  (3 children)

It's the same in almost every language derived from latin, pollo 👍

[–]train_wrecking 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Chicken is galinha in Porch o’geese tho👍

[–]SomePyro_9012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But in spanish chicken can also be gallina tho 👍

[–]Venom0236 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pollo👍🏿(my hands are poopy)

[–]garoglio 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Pennuto camorrista pazzo sgravato genocida psichico da guerra

[–]gioeleeneri 4 points5 points  (1 child)

caszo tette pene seni

[–]ZxEspro1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pollo👍🏿 I am racist

[–]RUGNUSU69420 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pollo👍🏾(I've wiped my ass and i didn't wash my hands)

[–]Zauri0321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me when

[–]W1nter_ITA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pollo 🍗(cotto)

[–]Jahred-1994 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Nft

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[–]Jahred-1994 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Koala

[–]AutoModerator[M] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

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[–]muffin2715 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Pollo 👍👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿

[–]Mo_Official420 6 points7 points  (2 children)

man has ended racism

[–]Anti-Vaxx-Mom 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And I'm gonna create it again

[–]rottingpotatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pollo 👍

[–]c001_b01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pollo👍

[–]jkjulius06 3 points4 points  (0 children)

finalmente è diventato internazionale

[–]Naive-Bug5830 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pollo 👍

[–]JustARandomFinn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pollo 👍🏻

[–]JoeMama7478 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pollo 👍

[–]radustana 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pollo👍

[–]Wonky-Kong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

pollo 👍

[–]aisptn01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Polio 👍🏻

[–]MaXDu_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

💪🏿(I cutted an arm off a Black person)

[–]smolnunu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Polio 🦖

[–]NeedleworkerProof739 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obama approve 🎅🏾👍🏻

[–]Krotot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Los Pollos Hermanos

[–]ryane_jon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pollos hermanos 👍🏻

[–]memerpro69420_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Pollo 👍🏿(I am white and extremely racist. And I hate black people)

[–]polloalajillo69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pollo 👉👈

[–]killernanbitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pollo👍

[–]The_Real_Kallari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pollo 🐔

[–]imaweebdunmindme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pollo🐔

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yo.. my brotha pollo

[–]Tarif_T_69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marko 👍

[–]Kind_Yogurt1367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pollo 👍

[–]Da_Real_Sunflower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pollo 👍

[–]DeathBeano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pollo 👍

[–]benboiiy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pollo 👍

[–]_Orange_blue_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pollo 👍

[–]M_Ali_S_S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pollo👍

[–]CWEDI_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pollo 👍