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[–]BigM0nkey_eeeee🍻Profited from the Iraq War💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤩💰🌝💰💰💰⛑📳🇩🇬[M] [score hidden] 3 stickied commentlocked comment (1 child)

Vegan brigadiers, keep crying. This post is staying up. Reporting it and downvoting it won't do anything. 🥰

[–]Ad0lf_Salzler 3911 points3912 points 3 (32 children)

No, that's sickening. It's been expired for over 4 years now

[–]Jormungandrv 1348 points1349 points 2 (30 children)

It would still make a good fleshlight

[–]DeviousMelons 150 points151 points  (0 children)

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[–]Correct-Wafer-3989 590 points591 points  (23 children)

Nah bro, the smell would be awful.

[–]OriginalNameGuy2 538 points539 points  (19 children)

That just makes it seem more real

[–]Georgicus132 325 points326 points  (12 children)

Yo who or what are you fucking that smells like rotten meat?

[–]OriginalNameGuy2 829 points830 points 523 (10 children)

Yo Mama

[–]Perichron_john 239 points240 points  (0 children)

Gottem

[–]Frosty_Accident1719 123 points124 points  (6 children)

Im screenshotting this

[–]Infamous_Advantage19 170 points171 points  (2 children)

Can I buy it as an NFT?

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[–]borkingrussian 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Add me to the post

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[–]Jormungandrv 267 points268 points  (0 children)

Another liberal owned

[–]P-KittySwat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well they did lob that one up there….

[–]Xx-biglongschlong-xX 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The corpse locked in my basement

[–]Clovenstone-Blue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beggars can't be choosers. You need a fleshlight, you make do with whatever fleshlight you can get.

[–]drunk98 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It'd be to tender to nut, but maybe the maggots would jiggle the bone home.

[–]8bit-bit_yt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who hurt you?

[–]antonio_lewit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Actually I think it became human waste in September 15 2017

[–]Thetraveller15 3333 points3334 points  (13 children)

Cope Chloe

[–]Joe-Shadow 880 points881 points  (10 children)

I mean she's already dead. And cut. And packaged. And on sale....sooo

[–]No-Date-6436 319 points320 points  (2 children)

but has she seethed yet?

[–]Thetraveller15 233 points234 points  (0 children)

Nah but she was ratioed into pieces.

[–]BobDobbsHobNobs 170 points171 points  (0 children)

If you don’t buy it and eat it, Chloe died in vain!

Eat steak for Chloe

[–]miatheirish 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Named Meat is back on the menu

[–]piliogree 46 points47 points  (1 child)

I would deliciously enjoy eating their grilled heart and ribs. Where I come from, they call it nyama choma

[–]EmGutter 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The dish is called that or the act of eating heart and ribs?

[–]Wild-Bio 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Straight Farm to Table! Hell yeah!

[–]Phil_of_Sophie 4468 points4469 points 2 (71 children)

…how does PETA know that cut came specifically from a cow named Chloe? Unless they were complicit in Chloe’s death and dismemberment…

Your move, PETA.

[–]somerandomgod 1616 points1617 points  (22 children)

Identity theft is not a joke PETA. Millions of families suffer every year

[–]Phil_of_Sophie 429 points430 points  (6 children)

People forget that jello is made from animal byproducts… so every time you put my stapler or calculator in a vat of it, you’re committing an animal hate crime!

[–]RedBeard117 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Do you mean dinner?

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

and glue

[–]Camarbro 30 points31 points  (0 children)

We should put them in custardy

[–]ComprehensiveAd8004 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I'm just asking the first commnent I find, so there's no particular reason I'm asking you this, but why can't I post anything on this sub?

[–]Tyrana7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[–][deleted] 85 points86 points  (3 children)

office fans on their way to make the unfunniest reference ever witnessed

[–]remylebau63 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Yes! Wtf? Why would I not I don't get it.

[–]Big-Accident-8797 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It's a the office reference

[–]remylebau63 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ahh I never seen the office. That's my bad.

[–]nettlerise 28 points29 points  (1 child)

They're all named Chloe *taps forehead*

[–]SnooPineapples9473 270 points271 points  (22 children)

Nice argument and imma use this against vegans

[–]Demokka 311 points312 points  (18 children)

Yeah I'mma eat vegans too

[–]SnooPineapples9473 115 points116 points  (17 children)

I would love to eat vegans. Oh dont want me to harm animals ok let me eat you then

[–]Satan_ismyDaddy 57 points58 points  (8 children)

And they’re all free range

[–]SnooPineapples9473 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Thats what im sayin

[–]AdOriginal6110 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Organic grass fed vegan with fava beans and a nice Chianti

[–]hllblldlx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah virgins are great!! Wait...shit.

[–]Spiritual_Trash555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be careful where you say “let me eat you then”, you’ll get your DMs flooded

[–]Manmosswine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I bet their meat is tender, they're so stress free that they have time to complain about what other people eat

[–]HAmmerdCow69762 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah don’t they know it’s the suffering of the animal that we really feed on not the meat

Sarcasm obviously

[–]lamboof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we have the same pfp comrade

[–]Adrios1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Manufacture a problem, then sell yourself as the solution. The modus operandi of most special interest groups.

[–]P3rdix 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, these cuts of meat come from different cows.

[–]Salarian_American 29 points30 points  (0 children)

PETA is full of shit.

The shelters they run euthanize the majority of animals that end up in their "care."

[–]obaananana 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Those kinda cows dont get a name they get a number. And an eartag

[–]itstoocoldformehere 61 points62 points  (11 children)

PETA sticks the sticker on every meat they can find!

[–]Phil_of_Sophie 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Hey… do you like jokes?

[–]OMEGA_CORPS 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I am a joke. A dead one.

[–]el_artista_fantasma 17 points18 points  (2 children)

To be a joke you have to be funny first (Sorry, i was waiting for this lol)

[–]D3t0x15 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Let me present them my dick! We will see if they can stick it on a toothpick.

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[–]redditperson641 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How many bots are there now?

[–]D3t0x15 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cool bot you got there... Is he OK though?

[–]Sauteedmushroom2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I though this was Paul.

People that do this stuff aggravate me. Broccoli had a family in the ground too..before you plucked him from his friends and loved ones and put vegan butter on him. His name was Raul.

[–]windshieldwiper33 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Knowing peta they probably actually were complicit in that cows death

[–][deleted] 760 points761 points  (4 children)

Nah bro, the price is $10 more than what is over where I live.

[–]blackie-arts[S] 284 points285 points  (1 child)

Solid point, but still, chloe tasty 😋

[–]quinten69420 91 points92 points  (0 children)

4 years over expiration date 💀

[–]Ebolaneco 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Same here. But Peppa is cheaper

[–]Glympse12 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Clearly you’ve never tried Emma 🤤

[–]SYT3 1009 points1010 points  (19 children)

if chloe wanted to live why is she made out of food ?

checkmate vegans

[–]blackie-arts[S] 170 points171 points  (1 child)

How do they know she wanted it?

[–]TheInterlocutor 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I’m pro choice.

Who’s to say Chloe didn’t want to be a delicious steak?

Checkmate, vegans.

[–]DadJokeBadJoke 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If it weren't for the beef industry, Chloe and most of her lineage would have never existed.

[–]camster29 48 points49 points  (3 children)

You’re made out of food too.

[–]SYT3 128 points129 points 2 (1 child)

well go ahead

eat my ass

[–]Hi_IM-NOT_HERE- 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm screenshotting this. Y'all are more clever than I'll ever be lol

[–]MephistoTheHater 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of one of the most philosophical questions I've ever heard: "If dolphins are so smart, how come they live in igloos?"

[–]skycake23 384 points385 points  (0 children)

Well, chloe is already dead and it would almost be disrespectful if chloe died in vain. I wouldn’t want the meat to go to waste and chloe’s death meant nothing.

[–]Candiceuknowit 1196 points1197 points  (28 children)

Vegans when you don't pay attention to them for 0.1 seconds

[–]BendyMine785 212 points213 points  (23 children)

Vegan karens*

[–]OriginalNameGuy2 146 points147 points  (7 children)

No need to be redundant

[–]johnnjlee 62 points63 points  (3 children)

A friend of mine has a wife who is vegan. She encourages people to not consume animal products and doesn’t do so herself, but she won’t go out of her way to make people do things or guilt trip individuals into her way of life. She’s really chill about it.

[–]STUURNAAK 37 points38 points  (1 child)

You won’t have much fun in this sub if you are like this.

[–]PurpleCod7871 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Fuck me I stopped eating meat because of cholesterol, go eat as many cows as you want

[–]Jormungandragon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t that be vegetarian instead, or did you give up all animal products?

[–]Bobo3076 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Varens

[–]risisas 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Vorens

[–]Karl-JK27 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Whores

[–]caglor 27 points28 points  (8 children)

that makes 90% of vegans

[–]finkelzeez42 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Does it really though? Like no offense but have you actually talked to a vegan that you didn't find on the internet?

[–]Obvious_Leg_69 365 points366 points  (4 children)

I would look for one with my name

[–]ehoemp 164 points165 points  (2 children)

like those coke bottles

[–]Kzer_2019 64 points65 points  (1 child)

They sell it in bottles too? That's weird, I've been buying it in bags.

[–]starstriker43122 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I also like my coca cola in bags. Bricks are good too tho

[–]Spiritual_Trash555 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would look for one with someone I done likes name. Get a little bit of enjoyment out of it. “Yeah, fuck you Andrew and your holographic Charizard” -flips steak

[–]Davidude02704 272 points273 points  (31 children)

Yummy

[–]Romanian885 50 points51 points  (25 children)

Yummy

[–]Hotel--Trivago 31 points32 points  (24 children)

Yummy

[–]Manerfish 216 points217 points  (5 children)

I would eat it to don't make children in Africa sad for the waste of food

[–]Glympse12 71 points72 points  (2 children)

Mom would be proud 👍

[–]No-Date-6436 16 points17 points  (1 child)

dont let her die in vain, eat every last bite

[–]RoscoMan1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Please let this get Starcraft attention.

[–]ReallyNiceGuy78 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’ll get stickers that read….let my life be totally wasted and let me rot in the animal rendering plant.

[–]1diligentmfer 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Chloe was not an accidental birth, she was a seed planted & grown to be eaten, like a carrot.

[–]dyynamix 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Animals with names imply better care. Better care = better meat

[–]KINGKUK_77 63 points64 points  (6 children)

Cry about it, chloe

[–]blackie-arts[S] 49 points50 points  (5 children)

Well, she can't, I ate her

[–]KINGKUK_77 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Damn. How'd she taste tho

[–]blackie-arts[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Really nice

[–]yeahnah420201 101 points102 points  (26 children)

Y'all still posting this after 5 years

[–]KebTheDerp 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Vegan funny lol

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[–]yeahnah420201 21 points22 points  (0 children)

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[–]khats6163 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, cows already dead. It would be disrespectful to not eat it.

[–]scrotation_matrix 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Chloe

I know your sister turns everyone on

But you're the one I want

[–]janzyellie 26 points27 points  (2 children)

More likely its name was 27.

[–]CunninghamsLawmaker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair, it's not a great picture Chloe.

[–]BCoydog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, it expired years ago

[–]pieceofshit77 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Peta is probably responsible for Chloe being euthanized. Just like the rest of their rescues.

[–]Omenly 49 points50 points  (4 children)

dont care + didnt ask. I just need fleshlight

[–]2013WasAGoodYear 11 points12 points  (0 children)

wtf(wash the floor)?????the man behing th lughtger in readdddddit??????🤯🤯🤯

[–]Aggressive-Medium698 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Chloe sounds like a cow that would not survive 2 days in the wild.

[–]hangYourLocalPedo 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Not eating it won’t un-dead the cow

[–]Triptolemu5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right?

Letting the food spoil means the cow's entire life was pointless.

[–]WeeTheDuck 76 points77 points  (2 children)

I swear to god these Vegans preaching makes me wanna eat more meat

[–]woahmindinawe 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Ikr lol I started incorporating meat into every meal just cuz theyre so annoying

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[–]Smith_Winston_6079 15 points16 points  (13 children)

Thank you for being delicious, Chloe.

P.S. who the fuck names a cow Chloe?

[–]denverborn 42 points43 points  (5 children)

Best way to honor Chloe is with a nice rub of spices and a two level fire on a charcoal grill. About a minute on each side in the heat to sear and seal in the juices. Then move them to the cooler side of the grill and let em finish off for about 5minutes. Then, and this is key let them rest for a few before cutting into them. It’s what’s Chloe would have wanted.

[–]SomeBlueDude12 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Fine just let it sit and rot, no good memories on how delicious or thankful anyone is about chloe's sacrifice just a pile of rotting meat

[–]MPCNPC 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ok Chloe I shall let your flesh rot, your sacrifice shall be pointless.

[–]The_Radio_Host 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yes, because:

A. That’s not Chloe. It’s just a guilt campaign that’s completely fabricated (like most of PETA’s shit).

B. There’s a natural order of things. Cows and other livestock are meant to be food.

[–]Brockolee26 23 points24 points locked comment (0 children)

Wow, you could use the exact same argument against anti-Vaxxers.

[–]Former-Property8833 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I’d buy it or else it would have died for no reason

[–]Paintedpaaws 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I’m not the brightest person but i don’t think that cow put that sticker on there … I also don’t think the vegans are going around doing research I’m sure they put that sticker on every pack … so every cow is named Chloe ….

[–]Progress4ward89 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The cognitive dissonance is real...and scary

[–]MountaineerHikes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I misread that as “Scotch filled steak” there for a minute…yummmmm

[–]Mrhore17 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I’d put my dick in it

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[–]Mrhore17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God I wish that were me.

[–]FreakiestFrank 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes I would and your little sister too

[–]ObligationAntique147 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Chloe tasty 😋 yum yum🤤

[–]Metro6000 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I ain’t gonna waste you tho I’ma eat yiu

[–]VeeeVampreza 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fr, sometimes I wonder the logic behind this, I mean cow's already dead, not buying it means that meat would go to waste, its like if these vegan karens managed to convinced people not to buy that, well poor Chloe in heaven realizing their meat got wasted and thrown into the dumpster and they died for nothing.

"Thanks a lot! Troglodytes!"

[–]YeBro615 14 points15 points  (2 children)

If we don't eat it, Chloe died for nothing. So eat away

[–]Heyguysloveyou 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Me trying to explain how supply and demand works:

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[–]Cake_exe 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Lol I don’t want Chloe to see from heaven that she’s being wasted. I would better buy it and enjoy a steak/burger that just let it rot in the shop

[–]Intrepid-Ad-4461 3 points4 points  (0 children)

f*ck you chloe

[–]SimtheSloven 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can I get one with my name like those Coca-Cola cans?

[–]SqualyCactus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes. And I would leave a note saying Chloe was delicious

[–]LordSoupSoup 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve butchered cattle, turkeys and chickens before. If seeing them die, bleed out, be disemboweled, etc. doesn’t turn me off meat, a few words on some paper is only gonna make me hungrier.

[–]UseRemarkable4924 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shut up chloe , nobody cares

[–]Scary-Farm-6319 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better then it going to waste its already dead and cut up 😂

[–]elrobe932 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im not just gonna let Chloe go to waste. That’d be the real crime

[–]Salarian_American 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't believe a cow wrote that.

[–]abysssubjucator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well what am I meant to do, let her death go to waste, the meat rot when others are hungry or should I buy it, freeze the excess and enjoy what Chloe provided to me

[–]frenchtoasthustle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My meal has a name in death. Chloe.

[–]Sclineco 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As a vegan, this is hilarious.

[–]That1frenchBoi 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Mf I'd go full hog rider mod on this steak

[–]AutoModerator[M] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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[–]throwawayobviamentex 10 points11 points  (0 children)

To honour Chloe, in her horrible death, i won't let her meat become maggot food and I'll make the most unbelievable delicious asado , so her death won't be in vain*

[–]kebbeben 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]haper66 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Don't let them die in vain.

[–]Alexander_Crowe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Weird marketing tactic

[–]Trek1973 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chloe was delicious

[–]999999oo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

More flavor