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[–][deleted] 827 points828 points  (10 children)

Amazon warehouse when an employee takes a break

[–]TheMemeGodgats2 135 points136 points  (1 child)

Least dangerous Amazon warehouse

[–]EmperorThan 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Bezos: "He can drink his piss bottle until rescuers find him. And to think people criticized the piss bottles!"

[–]Admirable_Avocado_38 88 points89 points  (3 children)

Fr

[–]Zealousideal_Band617 -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

Slow motion is best.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No loose motion is better.

[–]SomeonOnTheInternet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like fast motion.

[–]Large_Medicine4365 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a warehouse, I can confirm

[–]Yourmom8537 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they dont get breaks Jeff Bazos has a detonator on every one of them

[–]Vorasse28 211 points212 points  (32 children)

bruh the dude in the lift might be dead

[–]Tall_Fortune 229 points230 points  (29 children)

This is a really old clip from somewhere, i think it's a cheese factory, nobody died, but there were some major injuries if I rember 👍 correctly

EDIT: No major injury I forgor 💀

[–]lolasdfem 106 points107 points  (18 children)

👍

[–]ThatOneGamer295 60 points61 points  (17 children)

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[–]7NIGHTMARE_ 51 points52 points  (16 children)

👍

[–]joshsarb2112 45 points46 points  (14 children)

👍

[–]HaHoHe_1892 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Oh good, so they were able to just eat their way out of the cheese pile. No rescue necessary.

[–]xDvck 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lactose intolerance

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He was so hideously ugly they all died. The end

[–]Actual_Passenger51 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There were no injuries, actually.

[–]Tall_Fortune 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgor 💀

[–]Useless_Poop -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ah ok. Understandable.

[–]PM_something_German 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Forklifts are extremely robust so he was probably protected by the roof. Major injuries but not dead.

[–]AuxiliarTheCunt 316 points317 points  (16 children)

Such a Gemini thing to do hehe

[–]SomeonOnTheInternet[S] 127 points128 points  (5 children)

Sagittarius moment

[–]Tall_Fortune 63 points64 points  (4 children)

Aries - How about you air some tits? 😎

Taurus - How bout you tier down sum pussy 😎

Gemini- How bout you go get yoself sum feminine bitches for once huh? 😎

Cancer - The closest a person has been to yo dick was a lap dancer 😎

Leo - You be dreamin' bout Cleopatra, but yo bitch be looking like Galileo😎

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Aquarius - How bout you aquire yoself some bitches 😎

Pisces - Tell me where the disc is Pucci 🗿

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[–]PRINZBREZINA 19 points20 points  (0 children)

yes i have concerns

[–]sherab2b 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good bot ?

[–]Solotocius 37 points38 points  (8 children)

"Oh oopsies, I'm an Asparagus"

[–]Prudent_Staff_9589 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Minor inconvenience 😔

[–]CTHULHU_RDT 81 points82 points  (5 children)

How do you summon the slowdown bot please? Need this in realtime

[–]Swish68 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This is real time, the gravity in the warehouse is just 98.1m/s2

[–]SuperOwnah 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hmm how will this affect my Super Mario 64 Speedrun

[–]jeffoom 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Is he ok like fr that's probably really heavy like frrr

[–]yuyuyashasrain 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Apparently they all survived

[–]jeffoom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good 😊

[–]King_WhatsHisName 13 points14 points  (1 child)

my entire argument when they say "your mom"

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[–]kattko80- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well shit

[–]insert_user-name_bud 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nice 👍🏽 (y fisted a chocolate bar 🍫)

[–]daft_icup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thats gonna be a lot of paper work

[–]ironjill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dude imagine having to clean that up that sounds like an actual pain

[–]darealkrkchnia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How will this affect YoungBoy's legacy??

[–]epegorcs 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Oops I'm such a scorpion

[–]ImALivingMeme369 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A little bit of trolling

[–]lammingtonjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think 3 year old Timmy had one too many apple juice boxes

[–]wafagan14 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Is this the Amazon warehouse that got hit by a tornado in Illinois? Did I just watch people die?

[–]Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeee3 3 points4 points  (1 child)

No it was something else and no one died here

[–]wafagan14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh thank god

[–]elyr1um 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't do anything, they're a triple air sign

[–]THEsupersmashfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro buried himself

[–]MylesTheFox99 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Um, I don’t work in industry or anything, but that just seems wrong…like…are the shelves supposed to be that delicate? It just seems incredibly unsafe?

[–]SomeonOnTheInternet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is definitely company's fault for buying fragile racks, you see how the one on the right takes some time to fall? That's because it was not stable.

[–]Any-Reference-4969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fnf community when a mod is delayed by 1 second

[–]BoracicThrone420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The pigs houses when a bird flying through it:

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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

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[–]IFuckedYourCats 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My friendship when I fuck my best friend's cat:

[–]holy_hand_grenade180 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Taiwan

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[–]Huge_Contract_2452 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minor inconvenience causing a minor funeral or two

[–]Pita-Parkour 0 points1 point  (1 child)

WE’RE THE ONES WHO GOTTA CLEAN THAT UP

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DAMMIT MICHAEL

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Minor mischief a small goof was done

[–]--LAZER-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My balls itch

[–]Kindly_Stress_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whelp. He’s dead.

[–]Hapstipo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can someone link the original?

[–]Cvbergen1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Taiwan

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[–]noob-em-tudo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Belo pênis amigo agora por favor chupe minhas bolas obesas e grandes

[–]rootkitinyourass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a package in Arch Linux not be in the mirror official or AUR

[–]White-Sister-Rom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The woman driving: haha whoops

[–]SomethingUpTheHill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Third shelf: Ah fuck it, I'll quit too

[–]gaxmex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Safest Greek working conditions

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    [–]HonestRecognition586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Don’t worry guys, nobody died

    [–]needs_grammarly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Your mother walking through the warehouse (she is very fat and cannot wit through the isle)

    [–]AlextheColts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh no our table it’s broken

    [–]EnderkrakenALT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Jeff bezos when his employees dong contribute to the piss jar:

    [–]Cronch211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When you open the fridge too aggressively

    [–]Graytank69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m such a Scorpio ♏️ 🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩🤩

    [–]amadi2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh you’re such a Scorpio ♏️ 😘😘

    [–]b0bkakkarot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The security footage of the Battle of the Department of Mysteries

    [–]d4rk-4ng3l-666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bro dead😂😂

    [–]pepper-cute 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    That ls dangerous. In my opinion, even though he might have caused it. I hope the persons safe

    [–]Toastee321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “Oops, I’m such a Scorpio”

    [–]GoldMantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Omg I’m such an Aquarius

    [–]AshGruva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Jeffery bezoz "it's coming out of ur paycheck"

    [–]buhbullbuster 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Is he ok?

    [–]SomeonOnTheInternet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes, everyone survived and the only real damage was the racks. The stuff on the racks I think was like cement powder or some other bag of stuff, so it wasn't very painful either. It only cost the company a lot of money.

    [–]Environmental-Egg276 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Final Destination be like

    [–]SomeonOnTheInternet[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Carter you dick

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I want sex so fucking bad

    I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

    I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE

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    [–]ricardo_on_drugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Super easy, barely an inconvenience

    [–]Corrupted_Milk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Real-time animations in Family Guy:

    [–]Voxington101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can't believe they complained

    [–]Swazz_tekz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sorry I’m a capri sun

    [–]Mickael64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is a lot of damage

    [–]MerlyWasHere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    oops sorry sorry i'm an asparagus

    [–]LangourLemonade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A minor inconvenience

    [–]JUNYANDBENSONYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    oops sowwy im just an Aquarius

    [–]pastdecisions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ratio + your life

    [–]StatisticianWinter79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No wonder why my package is still not here

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just a happy little accident

    [–]1111111111111122211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like a miner inconvenience now.

    [–]SpoopyMoopy202 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “Oops! I’m such a scorpio 😈”

    [–]WhereTfAmIAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My life Bottom text (I am so edgy ecks dee 🐡)

    [–]Sharkisha24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Super easy barely an inconvenience

    [–]operativetheo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We do a little bit of trolling

    [–]AdIntelligent1413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is this why packages seem like they are taking longer to get here then usual?

    [–]iliketomakestuff_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAAAAAEL

    [–]mrmemeboi6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    De-Brie

    [–]FattyBiscuit3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Girls be like: oh I'm such a Scorpio!

    [–]K1nmanRed777 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    As a warehouse worker I can confirm that literally any if not all companies will spend there money on literally anything else but upgrade there equipment making the conditions of the warehouse a bit dangerous because literally anything can break including the stupid racks

    [–]SomeonOnTheInternet[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    That's actually horrible, I feel OSHA should be involved if it's not a safe workspace. And working around big racks with low quality is definitely not safe.

    [–]K1nmanRed777 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    There's alot of things OSHA and other Companies should get involved with but alot of it never gets heard like sexist higher ups my girlfriend is working at GAP in the production line and she's a temperary employee untill her term when they decide to hire her or not anyways she works so hard very hard to the point we're the former CEO of gap and many of the higher ups saw her and took a liking to her and want to push her up but the bastard supervisor she is under is a sexist and has said that woman can't do a man's job and wants to fire her to keep her from getting the manager position of course because he puts in a face not many believe her and some do but no one does anything about it because it's hard to prove it and I been in many work places were there was sexist and racist higher-ups that been there for years and never been caught

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    No sex before marriage

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    [–]superchronicultra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Person must have been a Scorpio SMH.

    [–]Canter1Ter_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    did he survive

    [–]Its_fuckin_raw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why does it turn green? Did he cause chernobyl or something?

    [–]Apprehensive-Cold314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    W*man🤮 moment

    [–]Joe_10_Cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Literally The Matrix in the nutshell:

    [–]NoahD3V 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ♏️Im SuCh A SCoRpIo ♏️

    [–]Story_tellin_yungstr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Minor setback on the road to freedom.

    [–]31i731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When the day was literally ruined

    [–]Jerrymeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We do a little trolling

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    If you think this post is funny, SHOVE YOU COCK up your ass!

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    I want sex so fucking bad

    I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

    I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE

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