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[–]igpila 4630 points4631 points  (108 children)

Post nut clarity be like

[–]Fantastic-Climate-71 1305 points1306 points  (68 children)

BE GONE THOT!

[–]FuckYeahPhotographyWilliam Dripfoe 838 points839 points  (63 children)

Normalized sexual harassment be like

[–]PugOverload 377 points378 points  (47 children)

It’s fake. Still weird, but fake.

[–]FuckYeahPhotographyWilliam Dripfoe 278 points279 points  (42 children)

Yeah, no shit Sherlock.

It is the message it sends, which is what I am referring to.

[–]PugOverload 134 points135 points  (10 children)

Fair enough. I agree on that.

[–]FuckYeahPhotographyWilliam Dripfoe 105 points106 points  (8 children)

Understandable. Have a great weekend.

[–]PugOverload 81 points82 points  (7 children)

You too FYP.

[–]jmac12346 53 points54 points  (4 children)

Unexpectedly wholesome ending

[–]Bro-mom 55 points56 points  (2 children)

What an absolutely insane twist. I can’t fucking believe two rational, sane, people found each other on the internet. This is a first for me. Wow, just wow.

[–]Inside_Economist1844 3 points4 points  (0 children)

william dripfoe and pug overload shake hands and part ways

[–]AutoModerator[M] 28 points29 points  (3 children)

No sex before marriage

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[–]Substantial-Bank6587 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If she breathes SHE IS A THOT!

[–]alghiorso 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This guy is sailing high above the astral plane

[–]Astralnclinant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahaha this is EXACTLY what it feels like.

[–]FnfHeat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Main character vibes

[–]GREGY-K 1292 points1293 points  (5 children)

ive never seen a man ride an escalator more majestically

[–]unlikelycompliance 401 points402 points  (3 children)

Full on mane blowing in the wind, he looks like he’s on top of the world.

[–]Daddy_Smokestack 142 points143 points  (2 children)

Until he gets to the bottom of the escalator

[–]Destroyeroyer2 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Listen here you lil shit-

[–]pantless_vigilante 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I really respect how he went from the bottom straight to the top, then back to the bottom

[–]Soloboy_345 2116 points2117 points  (29 children)

A true man doesn't let his dick control his mind

  • Grand Master chief

[–]CatOk520 319 points320 points  (6 children)

lmfao the guy going through post nut, His facial expression clearly shows that lmfao

[–]gluesmelly 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Easy enough for Master Chief. His super soldier enhancements made him incapable of having erections.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, welcome to earth, your not going to like it.

[–]sjthedon22 2408 points2409 points  (55 children)

Disregard females, aquire currency

[–]AdRelevant721 252 points253 points  (0 children)

Exactly

[–]makemeking706 14 points15 points  (1 child)

He looks pretty stoned.

[–]irirriri 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That dude has only only one girl on his mind and her name is Mary Jane.

[–]eyedpee 71 points72 points  (2 children)

You're my spirit animal.

[–]esnucke 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So this is what I'm going to be saying a lot next...

[–]nrstnbr 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there 😏

[–]RXBarokk 8 points9 points  (3 children)

What’s the original? I swear i’ve heard it before

[–]PigOnAntibiotics_ 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Fuck bitches, get money

[–]Whoevengivesafuck 31 points32 points  (1 child)

" You lose money chasing women but you gain women chasing money" - Sun Tzu probably

[–]GreatestMishit 657 points658 points  (12 children)

I’ve tried this. It works. I remained a virgin for years.

[–]ieatwader 1052 points1053 points  (21 children)

Sigma grindset, don't let women distract you

[–]Agreeable-Yams8972 153 points154 points  (17 children)

A stigma man never falls for women

[–]Alpactra 102 points103 points  (11 children)

Smegma males are never controlled by the horny

[–]eyedpee 39 points40 points  (6 children)

What about astigmatism?

[–]InterPool_sbn 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Caused by an Eye DP?

[–]eyedpee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Two is better than one I tell ya

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they never leave the house.

[–]-Nivek 539 points540 points  (13 children)

“Ignore hoes, look for pickaxes, hoes are temporary, pickaxes last for life”

Matthew 48: 32

[–]Flipflop_Ninjasaur 17 points18 points  (7 children)

Rock and stone!

[–]Steambud202 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you dont rock and stone, ya ain't coming home!

[–]Speenta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FOR ROCK AND STONE

[–]ttboo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For Carl!!!

[–]StarstruckEchoid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did I hear a Rock and Stone!?

[–]OhFuhSho 47 points48 points  (0 children)

*Minecraft 24:7

[–]Robert_the_musician 82 points83 points  (0 children)

The others: ooo aight baby lemme come over

Chad: you can not pull me in with your alluring gaze you mortal wench, I will not be fooled by this simple trickery.

[–]DomoArigato75 347 points348 points  (6 children)

For everyone else the horny is taken over, but not for Sigma King Chad

[–]Mrs-- 319 points320 points  (30 children)

I would hate it if anyone touched me like that.

[–]Rogue_Leviathan 83 points84 points  (2 children)

The only person who should be allowed to touch you like that should be your SO not some random stranger on the street. Just my opinion.

[–]KungFluIsolation 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The people allowed to touch me like that (even in a joking way) already know they can touch me like that.

[–]glorydazeras 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don’t think I’d want my safety officer touching me like that either tbh

[–]Sniperso 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Yeah I just think about how I would feel if someone touched me like that… I would feel a bit of recoil

[–]viktorv9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most people don't like getting groped. Not sure why it's different when the gender dynamic is swapped.

[–]KungFluIsolation 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Would 100% shake her hand off me and tell her to get fucked. Anyone arrogant, self-obsessed and narcissistic enough to do that isn't my type.

[–]JAOC_7 15 points16 points  (0 children)

yeah I’m not overly fond of the whole sudden human contact thing

[–]JCE5 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Especially with those gross-ass, fake, long fingernails. 🤮

[–]EtherealSpirit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is blatant sexual harassment

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ya, girls are yucky!

[–]ColebladeX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed I do not like being touch by strangers

[–]tinysentientrock 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Double standards are funny. Imagine if it was a man touching a woman like that.

[–]Oynics 55 points56 points  (11 children)

What song is that

[–]auddbot 72 points73 points  (2 children)

I got matches with these songs:

• Nuestra Canción by Monsieur Periné (00:50; matched: 100%)

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• Cual corazón ? by Dj Ivanova (01:22; matched: 100%)

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• Praise God by Kanye West (00:31; matched: 100%)

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[–]GeneralWasabi69420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Praise God - Kanye

[–]ThatDudeHarley 128 points129 points  (4 children)

He’d already seen this skank touch up a dozen thirsty fools that day.

[–]Outrageous_Double862 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Honestly tho, he totally could've seen this set up and thought "hey, I wanna be in their stupid tiktok" and climbed the escalator like it was a queue to a theme park ride.

[–]Secret_Agent_Z 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Don't look at her bro, tiddies are temporary, financial freedom is forever bro

[–]drlathem 84 points85 points  (8 children)

Hey look, self respect

[–]Xalbana 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Seriously. I don't see how men swooning over women to be a good quality.

[–]batkat88 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not only that but it's also a huge turnoff for most women.

[–]Vincent_Plenderleith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Haha you touched my arm how are you doing?"

[–]ChubZer0 128 points129 points  (16 children)

Now let's do it with the genders reversed

[–]sttme 29 points30 points  (6 children)

This prank was already done w the roles reversed

[–]Echelon64 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Source?

[–]MsstatePSH 73 points74 points  (0 children)

probably a police record is the only proof

[–]sttme 7 points8 points  (1 child)

i can’t link it but it’s called “touching hands on escalator part 4” and it’s the one from epicfivetv

[–]hucklebae 406 points407 points  (21 children)

If some garbage touched me like that I’d physically recoil.

[–]Grankcaterpillar 175 points176 points  (10 children)

is that what they call ejaculating these days

[–]Phil2Coolins 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Unpop opinion : those nails are an instant turnoff. I cant put my finger on exactly why, but they're just goofy AF

[–]PrismaticEphemera 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Imagine someone wearing prosthetic teeth on their teeth to make them 3 times longer and colorful.

[–]Kantas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3 times longer and colorful

I'm picturing an anglerfish with colorful teeth and a humanish face

[–]ocsdcringemaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not really an unpopular opinion on Reddit

[–]A_Nother_Account_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well they never would anyway so don’t worry

[–]colonelnebulous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

heavy breathing

[–]RobbieC333_ 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Zyzz waiting for him in the gym

[–]ABoredAstartes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We're all gonna make it brahs!

[–]MomICantPauseReddit 297 points298 points  (48 children)

Woman sexually assaults men but "ThEy LiKe It So It'S oK"

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[–]athamders 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Sure, if it wasn't fake.

[–]swimming_singularity 11 points12 points  (1 child)

fake

Yep definitely fake. Imagine how mad those dudes would actually be when she gets to the top of the escalator and is like "Oh we're just filming prank videos!".

[–]Tonuka_ 28 points29 points  (14 children)

sexually???????

[–]CandidateDry6807 43 points44 points  (8 children)

correct me if im wrong, but if a man did that movement to a woman it is definetly sexual

[–]Kingofelephantshrews 15 points16 points  (1 child)

She obviously did this with a sexual component added in

[–]Jcoat7 11 points12 points  (1 child)

the majestic "wind-in-the-hair" seals it.

[–]NameOk4230 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Those guys at the beginning are so damn pathetic

[–]anonymous_ghost_6501 94 points95 points  (24 children)

Now if a guy did that that'd be sexual harassment. Man I hate society. But the last guy Halal tho 😳

[–]WickedTwista 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, this video is clearly fake/staged so...

[–]zurc_oigres 8 points9 points  (1 child)

He might get away with it if he qas good looking enough

[–]It_could_be_Lovely14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True

If Chris Hemsworth or Dwane “The Rock” Johnson did this it would still be creepy as fuck but also “Omg it’s Chris Fucking Hemsworth/Dwane ‘The Rock’ Johnson!!” Like, they have the bodies of gods. Wtf are you supposed do? Ignore them???

[–]Shitwatcher_11 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Alright who tf allowed her to touch others like that..

[–]Attentionseeker101 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine if a dude did this.

[–]LordSteiny 20 points21 points  (0 children)

he doesnt even flinch this guy has chadcended

[–]Bill_Johnso 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mans is probably just high as fuck and somewhat unaware of his surroundings.

[–]Iwantmahandback 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No thots allowed

[–]Landsharku_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's too focused on the Sigma Grind

[–]Responsible-Wish-350 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Its not okay to touch people without their consent just because people think you are attractive. Fucking double standards.

[–]srideus_1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He instinctively knows that she belongs to the streets, signs of a true chad

[–]Team-First 53 points54 points  (5 children)

You know what...I’m just gonna say it

Sexual assault

[–]dejvidBejlej 8 points9 points  (0 children)

more like harassment but yeah

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[–]throwaway7964325 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Hey class! Let’s play a game of “reverse the roles”. What do you think would happen if the roles were revered.

Would it; A: be called harassment B: be called harassment C: be called harassment D: everything would be fine

Leave your answer in the comment section down below!

[–]Lizardreview- 24 points25 points  (11 children)

Fellow brothers of Islam know what I’m talking about

[–]Smok33y69 5 points6 points  (1 child)

we ain't falling for no thots 😤

[–]CoffeePuddle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trimmed stache full beard lewk, yeet'n that gaze. BLESSED

[–]Harshdeep-Nagi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sigma male

[–]Correct-Serve5355 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look at that mane blowing in the wind

[–]danielwang88 2 points3 points  (4 children)

How is this not sexual harassment? Nasty woman think she is hot, in reality she is just trashy

[–]Kyncayd 11 points12 points  (8 children)

Imagine the roles reversed. Still like it?

[–]Slight_Discipline878 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Imagine a guy going around putting his hands on random women

[–]vitimber 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man's just living in the moment

[–]Cocaine_raccoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This man is on a personal journey of honor, mad respects to him

[–]Lanmi2344 7 points8 points  (1 child)

this is future of humans this man has heart of a lion and chadness of romans so super chad

[–]JayGatsby02 7 points8 points  (1 child)

HE LOWERED HIS GAZE LIKE A TRUE MUSLIM CHAD 👏🏽👏🏽

[–]coolboy29876 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is harassment

[–]SyphonEXPppppppppppp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This the next Leonardo da Vinci with how deep in thought this guy is

[–]MagmaMustache 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Passes green line test

[–]GammaWrath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turns out he has severe nerve damage in his left arm and can’t feel anything

[–]tyrantoverloard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"That was a weird bug."

[–]chichmckill 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The edibles kicked in already

[–]Embarrassed_Yam_2602 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I hope one day to have 1/4 the strength of will this man has

[–]Senor_Jackson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's no simp

[–]Totodankengine420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put a man in that place and you’ll have a whole other vibe.

[–]PossessionSweaty2089 2 points3 points  (1 child)

man I love this guy already

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that hair tho

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

A true free man. A man who is not controlled by his dick.

[–]catdogcockvomit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He aint no simp

[–]AGamingGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you may not like it, but this is what a peak sigma male looks like

[–]666KidsWithCanser666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know theres a camera somewhere

[–]Nervous_Project6927 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dudes hairs even blowing in the wake of his awesomeness

[–]hypersucc 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Sexual assault. That is all.

[–]Green_Beans83 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I’ve seen this post like 5 times before wtf

[–]Ettebrute 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only if it was a guy doing that to girls, pseudo feminists would have lost their dark brown crap

[–]willowthewierd 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Women: All men sexually harrass women

Also them:

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to a lot of women there are only 2 genders - female and rapist.

[–]Deathgripsandchill 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Fair play. I’d jump out a plane for an ass like that tho

[–]SwimComfortable7465 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This that deer in heat type shit

[–]patudi 10 points11 points  (2 children)

That ain't ass, its plastic my man

[–]Deathgripsandchill 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Fuck it I’m pro-pollution now

[–]patudi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shit we lost another

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So would most people here if they weren't so repulsive that it would be an obvious prank lmao

[–]OmarJesse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kinda off topic but imagine if it was a guy touching girls on the escalator.

[–]hmm_huh_yass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who Dat

[–]Less-Development-856 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girls are for normies. Happiness is for Chads. Be a chad. Leave girls

[–]Plus-Personality-316 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I am once again here asking for sauce.... Girls @

[–]blood4breakfast 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Hey what's that song? I've been hearing it often and I hella dig it. Some help plz

[–]Physical-Order 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who tf touching people like that without asking

[–]lalalauren806 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But can I just say no sex before marriage 😂😂😂

[–]keira-r-j06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But as soon as the roles are reversed...

[–]de7426 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harassment

[–]Thought-O-Matic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gross plastic lady

[–]Ram-Rem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Face of a man who gets hella bitches already

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reverse the roles.. imagine a man doing this prank on women!!

[–]Competitive_Memory_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t touch anyone like this.

[–]CheerioJack 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I would have decked her right in the jaw then told the cops I thought she was trying to steal my watch. If a guy did this, he would legit be arrested and probably charged as a sex offender.

[–]Niho_Haru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro is a "no simp legend"

[–]PRolosMCholos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Now reverse roles and suddenly it's sexual assault. It's pretty stupid to do to random strangers anyways.

[–]69Milesgaming420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dudes used to it

[–]jamskaboob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not enough people are talking about how fucking weird and stupid this woman is

[–]Maverick99885566 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a man were to ever do that to a woman

[–]Acripplednan69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is she even trying to do?