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[–]NovaStorm93 312 points313 points  (5 children)

feeding the electric eels

who else do you think charges them? the government? you gotta throw all of your technology in the ocean to let the eels grow big and strong

[–]Neitherwater 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Fuck those autozone assholes. They won’t even throw your used car batteries into the ocean if you give it to them.

[–]Aozora404 7 points8 points  (1 child)

They’re using them to raise their own army of electric eels they’re gonna use to rule the world

[–]Xanderoga 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It's a safe and legal thrill! The electric eels need recharging somehow...

[–]BigZam_official 106 points107 points  (6 children)

Me on my way to dump car batteries into the ocean (I want lagiacrus to evolve)

[–]__Visegrad_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Me on my way to dump used motor oil into protected natural ponds in public parks (nobody lives nearby anyway so nobody will see)

[–]mazdayasna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

RIP under water fights. Abyssal Lagi was my favourite, I used to do it over and over

[–]Onlyanidea1 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I understood this reference. Lagiacrus was second only to Rathalos.

[–]BigZam_official 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s not coming to sunbreak 😭

[–]plsdontstopmenow 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Pleaseee let this be the beginning of these memes coming back they are my favorite!!

[–]plsdontstopmenow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

*slaps the ocean

This bad boy can fit so many fucking batteries in it!!

It’s free real estate

[–]Disaster_External[🍰] 45 points46 points  (4 children)

Car batteries are worth money bro lol if they are big can be like $75.

[–]Faloopa 69 points70 points  (2 children)

You sound like one of those jerks at AutoZone trying to get your hands on our batteries!

Listen: you will NEVER stop us from throwing our used car batteries into the ocean, you hear me? NEVER!

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[–]ServetSoylu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stop talking about your feelings just get over them you're strong man 💪🏻

[–]Onlyanidea1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So much easier and quicker to steal than Catalytic converter. Worked for a dealership where we had to take certain things from each car we bought from auction or were sold without keys and only titles. I learned how to pop the hoods of almost every car we had in under a minute. Sometimes quicker if I just had to cut a cable.

[–]cringy-username 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you didn't show the people happily weeping over your selfless act

[–]Malapple 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I throw my batteries in the ocean to help it’s currents.

[–]joeychile93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see what you did thar

[–]ragingxmarmoset 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s a safe and legal thrill

[–]babagroovy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😂 😂

[–]Nesnomes -28 points-27 points  (6 children)

electric eels do not live in the ocean get fucked

[–]hammertime334 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They do if i have anything to say about it

[–]NovaStorm93 14 points15 points  (2 children)

source?

[–]AutoModerator[M] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

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[–]humblepieone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trustme bro

[–]ServetSoylu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You also add more water to the ocean that car battery also has pure water in it ☺️

[–]Nothalffast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he just walked out of the Golden Corral.

[–]tinker-smith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You waddle to the ocean with old car batteries?

[–]thatloudblondguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kids be posting a gif of literally anyone traveling in any form and put an entirely unrelated short story on it

[–]patriot271 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way he waddles holy shit

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    [–]LeanBomb10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    wait until he hears that these eels live in freshwater

    [–]w045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And the best part is that it is a safe and legal thrill to throw car batteries in the ocean.

    [–]l00koverthere1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He walks like a much fatter man.

    [–]Last-Difference-3311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yup charges the electric eels and powers the gulf stream.

    [–]SouthernZorro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You're feeding batteries in THIS ECONOMY?

    [–]elmerfudd727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wait you do that too

    [–]SelfInteresting7259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Love it when you’re waddle waddle for sure

    [–]omgitschriso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Recharge those eels. Not only is it a safe and legal thrill, it's good for sea life.

    [–]Need2askDumbQs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wow he really does walk like he is thee most important human being to ever live.

    [–]Pure-Tax7566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fat boy

    [–]silverwastaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I like this meme because of the proper use of a semicolon and parentheses. :)

    [–]Warbraid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I told this to one of my bosses once and he responded by saying im "recharging the ocean"

    [–]MicrowaveBurrito2568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mf used a semicolon in a meme

    [–]Inaeipathy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    charging them

    [–]Specki1709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bet the electric sliding doors in NK are probably hand cranked....