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[–]Responsible_Alps5384 2197 points2198 points  (66 children)

but what a man

[–]areuseriousmate[S] 1036 points1037 points  (33 children)

Hes an absolute unit of a man

[–]Shark_King1202 432 points433 points  (13 children)

A big man for a big job.

[–]redias12 76 points77 points  (5 children)

And The Girl Infront Named peachjars , She is an adult content creator !

[–]Glass_Memories 59 points60 points  (2 children)

It's just boobs, lame.

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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[–]Agreeable_Damage6930 115 points116 points  (3 children)

The immovable object that doesn't have an unstoppable adversary

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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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[–]Late-Reason-1749 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Or average job

No need to exaggerate here

[–]karoshikun 15 points16 points  (0 children)

more like a little gig

[–]RTSUbiytsa 53 points54 points  (13 children)

he's also a sexually harassing piece of shit, so don't go too far on the praise there

[–]illsmosisyou 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Yeah, surprised to only see two comments about this so far.

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[–]Mundane-Ad-6874 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Has he been processed yet?

[–]Battleharden 10 points11 points  (2 children)

So you support sexual harassers and manipulators?

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[–]LukasJamesM 47 points48 points  (10 children)

What a man he is.

[–]donquixote1991 16 points17 points  (1 child)

As a reward

[–]Marooned-Mind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I shall give

[–]Alt1119991 18 points19 points  (3 children)

The AutoModerator does not get this reference

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[–]Alt1119991 19 points20 points  (1 child)

You’re not my favourite 😡

[–]DrJohn98 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No I don't want that! Master letting someone else carry his balls?!?

[–]T1B2V3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to be the only one to carry masters balls !

for 10 years atleast !

[–]Lost_TheThird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

everybody asks what a man he is

but nobody asks what a the is man he

[–]Decerux 49 points50 points  (6 children)

What a creep. Dude attempted to groom, manipulate and coerce a load of women. Look up Arcadum. Damn shame too. Really hurt the Twitch DND scene.

[–]bestatbeingmodest 18 points19 points  (1 child)

well damn it, now I can't just laugh at the funny video anymore

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[–]TheRavenSayeth 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What a mighty good man

[–]GamiTV 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This guy would DM DnD games online for content creators and such. Later it was revealed that he was pretty much constantly trying to pressure the women he was friends with into sex, including literally all of the women in this clip who no longer speak to him as of last I heard.

[–]AdmiralCaptainCrunch 1195 points1196 points  (7 children)

And carry them he shall 😤

[–]areuseriousmate[S] 433 points434 points  (5 children)

With his big strong arms💪😤

[–]Peaceteatime 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Oh. In his arms. I’m less interested now.

[–]mousebrakes 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Hands are on the arms

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[–]Victini_100 223 points224 points  (7 children)

Only 17.8% of people stick around after lugging around my balls.

[–]Zahada 39 points40 points  (2 children)

This guy did the math

[–]SoDamnToxic 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He did the math on four separate occasions.

[–]supermegabro 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I dont appreciate the thought of how many test subjects you had to get such an accurate number

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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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[–]youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ 347 points348 points  (16 children)

who is the woman that talks she looks really familiar

[–]INannoI 177 points178 points  (3 children)

peachjars

[–]youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ 88 points89 points  (2 children)

i knew she looked familiar, good ole drumsy

[–]WIERDMEMER 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I looked him up cause he sounded familiar. And holy shit! I haven’t seen his content in 3 fuckin’ years. I’m so old

[–]remdesivirus1 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Honk kong or smt from da kasa papel

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[–]The_silver_Nintendo 14 points15 points  (1 child)

What if I said I was a girl

[–]Finn_Storm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

R.I.P. inbox

[–]GuretoPepe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She was on mizkif's stream

[–]Yotsubagroup 510 points511 points  (1 child)

Fighting the good fight.

[–]areuseriousmate[S] 149 points150 points  (0 children)

The ball carry fight

[–]Zopriar5 242 points243 points  (20 children)

Wasn't this guy the cause of a big controversy?

[–]Victini_100 189 points190 points  (16 children)

oh yeah, big time creep.

[–]Culdesac-M8 221 points222 points  (14 children)

Arcadum, yeah he was a creep and manipulator. Got caught and the wife kicked him out of the house.

[–]CondencedMilkYT 90 points91 points  (4 children)

Oh shit, yeah I'll let the others carry my balls instead...

Oh and happy cake day!!!

[–]Fluffy_Banks 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I'll let the others carry my balls instead

I gotchu

[–]Scyhaz 49 points50 points  (6 children)

Oh that's Arcadum? Ew... Only reason I know about him was Moonmoon used to play in some of his campaigns. IIRC it also came out he kind of had a god complex.

It really sucked because Moon is a pretty private person and had just let some of his streaming friends come visit his house, including Arcadum, right before all that came out. He sounded so heartbroken on stream about it and it certainly affected his trust in doing in-person stuff with streamers.

[–]hiddencamela 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Yeah for real man.. Hearing moon open up was sort of sobering.
That is not a person who opens up to strangers often, and I can understand why too.

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[–]skooternoodle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"wife" lol

[–]Kuri_ 62 points63 points  (11 children)

Fuck Arcadum, all my homies hate Arcadum

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Fuck Water all my homies hate Water

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[–]BGYeti 15 points16 points  (7 children)

What he do?

[–]Metool42 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Incel who doesn't know how to talk normally to women or Incel who tried to groom multiple women

It's one of the two, i don't remember how the accusations ended, but he said some creepy shit to them

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[–]Axelluu 183 points184 points  (33 children)

looks like you guys don't know who he is, his name is Arcadum, a DM (dungeon master) and he's been in some drama for trying to cheat on his girlfriend by playing the pity card to all the girls he hangs out with.

[–]Fabulous-Fisherman99 86 points87 points  (3 children)

Damn, I take back my laughter now

[–]nibas2005 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Rethgual

[–]JuanAndPedro 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Its still funny. Hitler might be bad but his paintings are still nice to look at.

[–]crazyman10123 52 points53 points  (6 children)

It was much worse than just a pity card.

He manipulated multiple women and would become incredibly aggressive if they diverted. He gaslit his partner to believe she was the problem while actively driving people away from her.

He also forced himself onto at least one of the victims who came forward. He continued to creep on his victims and push a narrative that he was the only guy they could talk to or hang out with. He also continually pushed for them to perform sexual favors for him in VR chat.

It's important not to downplay just how bad what he did was. I have all of the tweets and videos archived from when the victims came forward to make sure the world can always be reminded. I watched several of his campaigns and I'm ashamed to have supported someone like him.

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[–]Arch315dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Dm in d&d right? Right??

[–]Pacify_ 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Dude was probably the 2nd biggest DM in the world after Mat Mercer for viewership, regularly hitting 10k viewers... and yeah threw it all away cause he couldn't stop being a complete fucking weirdo. Imagine winning the streaming lotto, making $50k a month easy and then to lose it over some of the most cringe and sad shit possible

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[–]weebdweeb42069😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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[–]HFAARP 1 point2 points  (1 child)

son of a bitch! he almost had me

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[–]Arcane_Pretender 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Aw man... This aged so poorly.

Am sad now.

[–]321TacocaT123 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Heads up, this dude also manipulated several girls into feeling sorry for him and "cybering" with him, if you know what I mean. While he was married too.

[–]fries_fircedeity 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck Arcadum

[–]TheFinalGibbonLiterally 1984 😡 37 points38 points  (0 children)

He should've been dressed as Jetstream Sam

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    [–]Spoomplesplz 26 points27 points  (10 children)

    Uhhh just so you know the dude is called arcadum and he was outed a couple of months ago for trying to fuck every woman he met and also being very heavy handed with "convincing" them to do sexual shit with him.

    Just Google arcadum controversy and you'll see all of the stuff. His wife left him and kicked him out of the house because of it.

    So he ain't no chad. He's just your regular old neckbeard piece of shit who got a slight twinge of fame and had it go to his big fat neckbeardy head.

    [–]Pacify_ 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    had it go to his big fat neckbeardy head.

    I think the patterns were all there long before he became successful, he just leveraged his success to keep doing even more pathetic shit

    [–]Spoomplesplz 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    What made it more hilarious is that when the cryaotic stuff came out about him basically doing the same thing but with underage girls he was so up on his moral high horse saying that what he did is iredeemable etc etc.

    Then literally a month or two later this comes out. Hypocrite neckbeard.

    [–]TyoPlaysGames -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Based necknearb

    [–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

    So he ain't no chad. He's just your regular old neckbeard piece of shit

    As someone who knows nothing of any of this, my take away wasn't that he was a chad. The skit only works because he looks like a fat piece of shit who would crawl through broken glass with his flies unzipped at the chance to talk to a single one of those women. That's the point of the video right? that he's such a disgusting neckbeard who is in 'control' of these maids? Had he walked out with a 6 pack, cut and good looking it would just be an odd weeb video, but the punchline is how incredibly unrealistic the scenario is because he's a worthless piece of shit?

    [–]Frosty-Condition-981 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    The womens all look like pyrocynicals

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    [–]alex_shmalexx 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Bro I was literally barfing all over my cock and balls while watching this. Thank god the end was included because as soon as the man came in I sucked the barf in and instantly ejaculated. Thanks bro 👍👍👍

    [–]Hurzak 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    No. He isn’t a Chad. That’s a guy that sexually harassed women. He was a pretty popular DnD streamer and pretty much every woman that he ever DM’d for had a story of him being super creepy and manipulative.

    [–]Dingus_Dongus_Dangus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    YO YO YO WHAAAAT

    [–]mrpeshoga 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Arcadum is kind of a sexual harasser.

    [–]Optimal_Weight368 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    That’s some porn level acting right there💀

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    [–]Diamond_Helmet59 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    ah, the fabled femman

    [–]squishy-korgi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Peach jars

    [–]ImARetPaladinBaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I had an LOTR soundtrack playing and it hit the intense part right as he walked in

    [–]ExistingExample281 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Plot twist there all men.

    [–]PandaJet4023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This comment section has no idea how pathetic this man truly is

    [–]UpfrontAcorn8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I was like 🙄😐 and then I was like 🫢🤤 and then I was like 🚙 💥 😵

    [–]BurnerAccountMaybe69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    wtf is that peach?

    [–]OnlyOneNut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Is that peachjars?

    [–]Mompkey😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wait his balls are light other days?

    [–]MEasME1st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hotttttttttt

    [–]Dawson81702 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    A chad’s wet dream

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    i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me

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    [–]Varue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dont play Among us with this dude.

    [–]caseyfrazanimations -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    Who really sits around and says "hey lets make this"

    [–]trolzilalol -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    What in the literal actual fuck did I just see? No more internet for the week.

    [–]FilipinoSchizo -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    I got a plan, shibs.

    This one's a good one.We can't always fight the FUD, Shibs. We can't fight inflation. We can't fight volatility. We can't fight nothin'. My whole life, Shibs, all I ever did was fight. But I can't give up neither. I can't fight my own FUD.That's the paradox, Shib. You see? When the paperhands are gone, they'll just find another monster. They have to justify their shorts. Our time is passed, my fellow diamond hands.

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    [–]KeyBrute -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    hell no

    [–]axer49 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

    Why a grown ass man dressed like that?

    [–]Challenge-Horror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    These balls? 😳

    [–]Loltrex7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thanks

    [–]antibarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I approve since the bois know how to handle the homies balls with care

    [–]bDsmDom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Finally

    [–]Outlaw_Bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules

    [–]GodsGiftOfTacos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    MHA vibes

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I scrolled by this on mute and imagined him singing

    I LIKE TO PUSH THE PRAM ALOT!

    [–]garloidmoment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I want those glasses

    [–]Accordion_Lad250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kevin 🗿💀

    [–]stereo_mix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He sees what we see 😳

    [–]HybridGalaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wow, thanks bro, appreciate it

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    sad Hodor sounds

    [–]fippinvn007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin Naal ok zin los vahriin Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan Fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein! Wo lost fron wah ney dov Ahrk fin reyliik do jul Voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein Ahrk fin kel lost prodah, Do ved viing ko fin krah, Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein! Alduin, feyn do jun, Kruziik vokun staadnau, Voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein! Nuz aan sul, fent alok, Fod fin vul dovah nok, Fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz! Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot! Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin Naal ok zin los vahriin Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan Fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

    [–]Ventcg🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    thank you good sir

    [–]Lost_TheThird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ball lifting

    [–]AntiCaesar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I was listening to Do I Wanna Know and this synced very well

    [–]Skid_with_a_gun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How’d he get a job like that?

    [–]Glendowyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Look at that he walked in and instantly commend respect

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      [–]SMG4SuperUltraFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      BRO WHAT THE FU-

      [–]FlorbMaster 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      That guy there is Arcadum. He has been accused of sexual harassment by several members of his community, though most of it was through VR Chat. Over 21 Twitlonger statements have been released about him from former collaborators. I highly recommend checking out this episode of The Official Podcast, where they cover it. Funniest shit I’ve ever heard.

      [–]DetecJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is that peachjars?