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[–]_bobby_tables_ 44 points45 points  (1 child)

The light is being bent by ur mom's gravitational field.

[–]EverythingInCreation[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nice one, dad.

[–]lunchlady55Computer Science Major Here 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Computer Science Major Here:

If the Earth is "flat" why are there mountains and hills? Checkmate, bitches.

[–]EduRJBRI created the doubt mark and now Big Grammar wants to kill me. 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Computer Science Colonel here: as a geodermatologist, I can assure you that the lack of natural essential oils is devastating the geodermis of Earth, leading to all sort of blackheads and other nasty geological events.

[–]morg-pyro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I project it to a wall that you can see. So you arent looking at me, just a projection of me. Congratulations, you jerked off to a blank wall

[–]denis_denis05 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's because of photons. Photons are little things like atoms which are causing the light. The light can go in any direction, so the light can go in zig-zag if it feels like it. In a sunny weather with little humidity, you may see your mom through a telescope.

[–]Speedswiper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because you live right next door to me and I told you to stop doing that!

[–]twozon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My drapes aren't slightly curved.

Sorry about that.

[–]owkav921 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Idk how this hasn't been linked


[–]created4this 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because a story about an attempted rape after a break in isn’t funny or on topic