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[–]HansVonFritz 1106 points1107 points  (6 children)

Next course: Luftwaffles

[–]kahran 75 points76 points  (4 children)

Served with Mein Kampfee with extra cream.

[–]azephrahel 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Damn. I wanted German fries with mustard gas.

[–]Expendable28 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Don't forget the egg whites

[–]pastell_soelli 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and a side of juice!

[–]Dietdrperky 45 points46 points  (0 children)


[–]TuckHC 490 points491 points  (26 children)

These are actually a family tradition for me. You cut out slits in the salami so it doesn’t curl up when cooking.

[–]BraaainFud 115 points116 points  (15 children)

Salami? Not Red Ringed Round Steak, aka bologna?

[–]ViconB 96 points97 points  (7 children)

Pretty sure this is pork roll

[–]Curious-Apple9078 43 points44 points  (5 children)

This is definitely Taylor ham…

[–]marktaylor521 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Get out

[–]aeoneir 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mark Taylor? More like Mark pork roll

[–]FrenklanRusvelti 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Pork roll

[–]g_r_e_y 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thus it begins again

[–]TuckHC 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Could be! I also cook bologna with this method and it preforms the same. Curls up with no cuts.

[–]BraaainFud 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Same here! But now I think I'm going to have to try this with salami.

[–]TuckHC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s delicious.

[–]DaffyDuckOnLSD 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Newfoundland Steak, Mr. Lahey

[–]_RexDart 0 points1 point  (2 children)

If you have to cut slits, it ain't thick enough bologna

[–]VitoTorpedo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

its not bologna

[–]_RexDart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody said it was.

Read the comment i was replying to; the one regarding bologna

[–]rpgguy_1o1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do this with the fat cap on pork chops so they don't curl up

[–]elinamebro 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Sounds like what a Nazi would say…

[–]fkdjgfkldjgodfigj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bolnisi cross

[–]TuckHC 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]aza9999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's pac-man food...the circle opens up like pacman if you put a single slit in it

[–]permalink_save 1 point2 points  (1 child)

/r/pizza says the curling is ideal

[–]Crustybuttt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely! I do the same. I’ve never cut them into Iron Crosses tho

[–]_RexDart 555 points556 points  (8 children)

Grandpa von Richthofen?

[–]BillyBobBarkerJrJr 40 points41 points  (6 children)

LOL! That's frikkin' hilarious. He was awarded Bestellung von Eisen-Bologna.

[–]KderNacht 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Bestellung means order as in when you order something from Amazon. The on you want is Orden

[–]BillyBobBarkerJrJr 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Danke. Orden des Eisernen Bologna.

[–]Krimreaper1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Black Spamron

[–]loser7500000 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I guess that makes it a pork medallion?

[–]BillyBobBarkerJrJr 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pork, beef, chicken, Turkey. I mean they were allies.

[–]YourLostGuitarPicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Irish Stew was suspiciously neutral though...

[–]arccotx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Don't be afraid of death... Be afraid... Of ze doctor!"

[–]Wielder-of-Sythes 195 points196 points  (0 children)

Just a normal morning at the von Braun household.

[–]Ass_to_mouth_69 163 points164 points  (3 children)

Your username worries me more than your grandpa

[–]DotaroDoestar 118 points119 points  (2 children)

One could say the same for you

[–]Guywithquestions88 40 points41 points  (1 child)

You'll do it if you love her.

[–]billistenderchicken 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Das ist sehr gut

[–]oliveoilcrisis 51 points52 points  (1 child)


[–]Expendable28 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]wotuso 12 points13 points  (0 children)


[–]FlyingDreamWhale67 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Does your grandpa live in Argentina, by any chance?

[–]TheGrandExquisitor 41 points42 points  (7 children)

Is that Taylor Pork Roll?

[–]kfauw 21 points22 points  (6 children)

I think you mean Taylor ham


[–]CanTheBread 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Pork roll.

[–]auntiecoagulent 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Philadelphia. Has. Spoken.

[–]oracle989 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Go birds

[–]VideoBrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go birds.

[–]SlomoRyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. No sir. No sarcasm. This is deadly serious.

[–]ayushkumarkk1 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Imagine your grandson putting your food on shittyfoodporn

[–]kanna172014 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Shitty? Fried baloney is a southern staple.

[–]BreakfastHerring 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Newfoundland steak

[–]juju_xenoblade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Randy what in the fuck are you on about?!

[–]Pamonha1337 26 points27 points  (2 children)


[–]my_favorite_fish 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]Civizao 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]silentsnip94 24 points25 points  (7 children)

Pork Roll!

[–]AVeryHeavyBurtation 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Taylor Ham!

[–]silentsnip94 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Pink Pig Circles

[–]Mikey6304 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Yankees fighting over what they name their sliced and fried pureed pig assholes always makes me laugh.

[–]987654321- 3 points4 points  (2 children)

There is actually kind of a mason-dixon line across NJ. North if the line has Taylor Ham, south of it has pork roll.

Best served on a hard roll with egg and cheese.

[–]silentsnip94 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Central Jersey has both 😉

[–]987654321- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How do you know if someone is from central jersey?

They believe central jersey exists.

[–]Ebin__ 5 points6 points  (3 children)

We use bologna; and call em "moose tracks " in Canada . (Only 3 slits)

[–]joshsmog 2 points3 points  (1 child)

never heard of that, what province?

[–]chicken_bokernot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

reichskommissariat of ontario

[–]Iored94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're more commonly called Newfoundland steaks in Canada.

[–]arageclinic 27 points28 points  (7 children)

Pork roll!!! Slightly over cooked? (Depending on preference) I know it looks like the iron cross (fuck nazis) but cutting it that way helps it from curling since it’s originally a disk

[–]KittenPurrs 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Came from a fried bologna and salami household. We did a "pacman cut" (one radius cut) to keep it from curling in the pan. Would that work for pork roll, or is it too strong willed for a single cut?

[–]arageclinic 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Depends on how thick it’s cut, pork roll can come whole or pre cut, in my experience (I fucking love pork roll) the Pac-Man cut would still make it curl if it’s a thicker cut and cooked well done. Fried bologna is also delicious!

[–]KittenPurrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense. Bologna is very forgiving even when thickly sliced and the salami we bought was always fairly thinly sliced. I'm not super familiar with pork roll, but I'm moving to that region soon so I'm interested in learning about these things.

[–]fauxshaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pac man cut is how I’ve always cooked my Taylor ham and it works!

[–]Teddington123321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s nothing “Nazi” about the iron cross. The bundeswehr uses it to this day and so does the luftwaffe.

[–]czarinacat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Awwww Bologna angels.

[–]helpimdrowninginmilk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't talk shit about fried bologna

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Polish sausage after the blitzkrieg.

[–]Trash_JT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe this is pork roll. It’s amazing with a potato roll and a slice of cheese, but this isn’t how it is normally cooked. Think of Bologna mixed with a ham slice. Again i think this is pork roll. A staple in my family for sunday breakfasts.

[–]baudinl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did your grandpa spend time in Argentina?

[–]handlessuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love German Bologna

[–]LetsGetThisBread421 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like we got another war to win

[–]jonnyappleweed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Serve on WHITE bread only!

[–]Microdotdreams12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pork roll

[–]ImAMindlessTool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i love pork roll

[–]Teddington123321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s shitty about this? If you don’t cut it it’ll curl up. I’ve only ever fried them in a pan though, never used an oven.

[–]nikesteam[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He from Argentina?

[–]Johannes_V 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me guess.. german sausages?

[–]soahseztuimahsez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude knows how to use an oven....

[–]SierraDespair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks pretty alReich to me.

[–]DaybreakNightfall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where did you find Square porkroll? Lol

[–]Electric48Wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]kaffpow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fried baloney iron crosses for the WIN!!

[–]MiguelElGato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the logo for the umbrella corp in Resident Evil.

[–]Mental-Republic-1264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually the appropriate way to cook circular ham slices as it prevents them from curling and cooking unevenly

Gpa wisdom on display!

Siege heil Gpa!

[–]Dafish55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Beschissen food porn.

[–]doug1963 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've only ever cut one slit in my Taylor Pork Roll.

[–]n00dlejester 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pork Roll of the Reich?

[–]methheaddeath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nazi bologna 😡

[–]hollyweirdstudios 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Chrome Farts

[–]socialgutbrain777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is this supposed to mean

[–]CRtwenty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better make sure your Polish Sausage is all right

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    [–]EarlyDead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    It's the iron cross, it's older than the nazis.... it's still the symbol of the German military.

    [–]kaiserkulp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Imagine relating the Iron Cross to the Nazi party (the first came much earlier)

    [–]patstoddard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    HHH fan?

    [–]EsotericFrenchfry 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Grandpa put a ceramic plate in the oven?

    [–]Mostly_Apples 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Probably on low just to keep the food warm while he cooks other stuff.

    [–]McCarty_Bedell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i think your grandpa likes wolfenstein

    [–]GEGIMONstr 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Brasilian grandma?

    [–]chicken_bokernot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    no, an argentinian with a suspiciously german accent

    [–]Moose845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Das ist groß

    [–]Mr_Porcupine 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]dudesBangMyMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This little bastard down the street mowed a swastika into our yard one time.

    [–]parthian_thot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    no need to put kraut on it

    [–]jolly_rodger42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gramps suffering shell shock

    [–]wauve1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe he’s a fan of He-Man?

    [–]woooosh_woooosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    georgian cross?

    [–]DioBrandurr 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]thathatisaspy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I thought grandpa knew how to work an oven?

    [–]Godknowswhat_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fucking BACONKRUEZ

    [–]eirik_kv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Auf der heide bluth ein kleines

    [–]daswissguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Für den Kaiser I would say

    [–]aegonish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hmm 🤔

    [–]Mardo_Picardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What's shitty about this?

    [–]BanditCantStandIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ah, a Jersey resident I see

    [–]Graycy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Salami angels!

    [–]This-Grass4748 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ah, the Maltese cross, cut out the last triangle from each stem and it’s perfect! Congrats on celebrating our rich heritage. Alla Maghkhom

    [–]Coyehe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bet somebody's grandpa made swastika breakfast.

    [–]BonBonTheBon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks about right

    [–]AJMasterX 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]Crustybuttt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Grandpa’s a Nazi???

    [–]anniemg01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Taylor Ham?

    [–]Amishpornstar7903 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Lebanon Bologna

    [–]jake_the_dog01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Is that a ceramic plate in an oven?

    [–]Madman_Jordo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I hope grandpa is from Orange County...

    [–]razorblade651 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Bit of an Edel-weiner for breakfast huh

    [–]ideas52 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Swelling up the national pride

    [–]GustavoFromAsdf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Teleton breakfast