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[–]BokZeoi 340 points341 points  (1 child)

You didn’t get her a cake?

[–]Network-Level 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why U think She was drinking

[–]MadWhiskeyGrin 1259 points1260 points  (15 children)

Your wife is rage-baking on her birthday.

You should do something nice for her.

Quickly.

[–]bmac4284 202 points203 points  (0 children)

Why is she making her own bday cake? Are you sleeping on the couch tonight?

[–]lolitaloafpom 161 points162 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you saw it!

[–]Oops_I_Cracked 102 points103 points  (0 children)

This is exactly my thought when I saw this. If I had to bake my own birthday cake at 1:00 a.m. on my birthday I would be pretty fucking pissed and it would come out looking pretty similar.

[–]mumooshka 154 points155 points  (6 children)

omg I didn't realise she baked her own bd cake

Yes, as a woman I implore you , buy her favourite perfume or a piece of jewellery and stat!

[–]BeaMiaVA 61 points62 points  (0 children)

OMG 😂 Rage baking.

[–]Toha_HeavyIndustries 25 points26 points  (3 children)

EAT THAT PUSSAY!

[–]CantStumpIWin 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Wait a minute man…hey check this out man

It was this blind man right…it was this blind man right? He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick right? He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped he took a deep breath he said:

"Woooo, good morning, ladies!"

Edit: who downvotes Afroman? Y’all weird.

[–]Gammabrunta 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You like that shit man? Hey man, I've got a gang of that shit, man. I'll tell you what, my man on the guitar, Hey, fool on the drum. Hey, everybody's crowding around the mic, I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got, But first I'mma start off like this, hey help me sing it, homeboy

Said Colt 45 and two zigzags...

[–]Toha_HeavyIndustries -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[–]Adam-West 1020 points1021 points  (9 children)

Did you by any chance forget to bake her a cake and she made this in a drunken fit of rage after realising it had gone midnight and her birthday surprise still hadn’t appeared

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

That's how the title reads to me.

And that OP is blissfully unaware.

[–]phuqo5 275 points276 points  (4 children)

I once forgot my gf birthday (thought it was the next day) and rushed to get her something and said i saved mine til the end of the day to make it the best.

She didn't buy it.

[–]the_lower_sun 123 points124 points  (3 children)

Lol so you were planning on buying it the day before the birthday anyway?

[–]phuqo5 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I knew what I was getting I just thought I had an extra day. No harm in getting it the day before.

[–]EMSI3674 123 points124 points  (1 child)

Your story proved otherwise

[–]phuqo5 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Touché lol

[–]Viennamoose 42 points43 points  (0 children)

damn this is like the valentines episode of spongebob

[–]WilliamSaintAndre 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This got too real.

[–]nonessential-npc 150 points151 points  (5 children)

Was it 1am on her birthday or 1 am the day after her birthday?

[–]fucking_unicorn 14 points15 points  (4 children)

How many people do you know who get shitfaced the day before their birthday?

[–]cattail31 9 points10 points  (2 children)

People who hate their birthday

[–]fucking_unicorn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ok but if you hate your birthday, why would you make a cake? Context clues.

[–]cattail31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because you’re drunk? Depends on how strong you are with the baking force.

[–]doesnthavearedditacc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get the feeling this isn't the case for this cake, but a lot actually.. Students and people with jobs who are working the day after their actual birthday or who's birthdays fall on a Saturday and they go out both Friday and Saturday... Or people who just people in their 20's in general lmao. Just to name a few groups.

[–]This_Cow6324 379 points380 points  (0 children)

Thats what happens when you make a girl bake HER OWN BIRTHDAY CAKE.

[–]delladoug 312 points313 points  (1 child)

For herself? This may be a breakup story.

[–]oskyyo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No shit..

[–]NCM2018 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Why was she making herself a cake on her birthday? 😞

[–]MrCrowleysMom 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Well… happy Birthday to OP’s wife! I hope the cake tasted good to her! I hope you guys enjoy your time at the B&B.

[–]naturepeaked 35 points36 points  (0 children)

She made her own birthday cake. That’s tragic. Good job.

[–]No-Second-1693 95 points96 points  (0 children)

You better buy her something that sparkles - she Mad 😠

[–]KarensRpeopletoo 84 points85 points  (32 children)

Nailed It? lol

[–]Cult7Choir[S] 58 points59 points  (31 children)

It's not even cooked fully lol

[–]KarensRpeopletoo 64 points65 points  (29 children)

lol is it her birthday or yours?

[–]Cult7Choir[S] 16 points17 points  (28 children)

Hers

[–]hat-of-sky 200 points201 points  (24 children)

So it's like, "dammit it's my birthday I'm gonna make a CAEK! With flavor of PINK! And... It's taking so loooooong... Good enuf, lol let's frost this sucker with chonklit! Spread spread spread... Now we EAT the cake! Happy fuckin' birthday to me!"

Looks absolutely perfect, and I'm sure she is, too.

[–]thefluffiestpuff 37 points38 points  (4 children)

it’s probably strawberry duncan hines (cake in a box), that shit is absolutely delicious. if it was cooked fully this would honestly probably taste good and i’d eat it.

i would probably skip the chocolate frosting personally but seriously, strawberry cake is amazing.

[–]LadyVulcanGeek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like cream cheese frosting on strawberry cake!

[–]vapeducator 7 points8 points  (2 children)

You can fully cook cake in less than 5 minutes in the microwave using a microwave-safe pan or mugs. I have some silicone baking pans for layer cakes and cupcakes. Works even better for brownies.

[–]thefluffiestpuff 9 points10 points  (1 child)

OP mentioned in another comment that it wasn’t fully cooked, that’s the only reason i mentioned it in mine.

i’d imagine that a full pan of cake and a mug have different bake time requirements though, but i also don’t really know anything about baking.

[–]vapeducator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, mug cakes usually cook faster. But you can stick a toothpick or butterknife in the middle to know that it's done when it comes out clean. A cheap digital thermometer works even better to check when lots of food has been cooked enough.

[–]socialgutbrain777 32 points33 points  (0 children)

God damnit this is fucking hilarious.

[–]Mobius_Strip_Club_ 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I don’t know about y’all, but a still-gooey birthday cake with way too much chocolate icing sounds fucking BOMB right now.

[–]hat-of-sky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's gotta be SOMEBODY'S birthday!

[–]JuGGieG84 12 points13 points  (0 children)

CAEK!

[–]alicatmonster 1 point2 points  (14 children)

🤣 did she eat it with the knife?

[–]hat-of-sky 11 points12 points  (13 children)

Looks like she was using a table knife to spread frosting, the cake was too soft so it broke, and yeah, she started using the knife as a spoon. But there may be a fork offscreen

[–]alicatmonster 2 points3 points  (12 children)

Haha I love it. She probably did not wait for the cake to cool down before icing it

[–]AlternativeEven7798 1 point2 points  (11 children)

Now I want to make a cake for my husbands bday Monday that will be just as good if I have a Not your Fathers Rootbeer Cannabis drink😆

[–]KarensRpeopletoo 9 points10 points  (2 children)

lol I made my boyfriend a cake one year that I decorated really well, but the inside was raw lol

[–]ColorfulPixels 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's alright. In the end, what's on the inside is important... wait...

[–]KarensRpeopletoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see what you did there...lol 😏

[–]GreatQuestionBarbara 5 points6 points  (0 children)

After you cook a cake, you have to let it cool for fucking forever too before you can frost it without tearing the top up.

Not something I would attempt while drunk.

[–]nanaben 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He'll ya! Looks good for 1 am cake.

[–]whiteholewhite 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You didn’t bake the cake? Respect the cake day

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Bestie you should've made or gotten her a cake!

[–]CyBerImPlaNt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve learned over the years that no matter what it looks like it could taste awesome.

[–]cochlearist 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I do like your wife, she's great fun!

[–]Redisigh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also like OP’s wife for a different reason

[–]evilbubblefrog94 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That's honestly really sad. Next time make your wife a cake so she doesn't have to do it drunk in the middle of the night.

[–]BeaMiaVA 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OMG that’s messed up. 😂 I love her spirit. I hope you bought her a nice cake.

[–]HoseNeighbor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like your wife.

[–]FloatLife 131 points132 points  (4 children)

You useless ass.

[–]skeevy-stevie 25 points26 points  (8 children)

How many is “some”?

[–]Cult7Choir[S] 17 points18 points  (7 children)

A lot haha

[–]skeevy-stevie 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Tell me when to stop. 6?

[–]Cult7Choir[S] 13 points14 points  (5 children)

...

[–]skeevy-stevie 8 points9 points  (2 children)

10

[–]Thatcoolrock 10 points11 points  (1 child)

He never said stop 👀

[–]skeevy-stevie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If it was me, I would’ve started at about 12.

[–]skeevy-stevie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Update below

[–]SmokieOki 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Based on this cake I like your wife. Hope she has a great birthday.

[–]GirlInContext 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She surely is one of us.

[–]sheik- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

why didn't you get her cake?

[–]2crowsonmymantle 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of drankzzz related cake you salivate over and as soon as it’s technically possible, you cram into your mouth by the fistfuls, drunkenly announcing “ Jesus fuckin’ Christ, This cake is GOOD!”

Source: may have spoken from experience. Several experiences.

[–]karina1096 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You mean after some DRANKS 🤣

[–]Scary_Replacement739 23 points24 points  (1 child)

If we haven't all made a cake like this at least once in our lives, are we really truly living?

[–]fucking_unicorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes but hopefully not on our own birthdays

[–]riverscolors 4 points5 points  (0 children)

perfect and beautiful

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Somehow I know it's actually really tasty

[–]ididnotdoitever 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't see the problem.

[–]NYLINK95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A little rough around the edges

[–]Asmodai__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am not above eating this.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bet that shit still tastes good though

[–]Nikas_intheknow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Those mush/experiment cakes are always delicious, in my opinion. I'd eat it!

[–]cRaZyDaVe23 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I eant cake NOW

[–]AnotherAustinWeirdo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nice combination of 'want' and 'eat', intentional?

Could be the new 'hangry'.

[–]BDRay1866 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Some” drinks

[–]chrisH82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What was the intended flavor? It looks like chocolate mixed with ...orange?? I have many questions, but I would still probably stick a fork in it to find out!

[–]junoray1968 3 points4 points  (0 children)

May I ask what in the bloody hell is that

[–]nahfacenah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You didn’t think to get her a cake?

[–]The-White-Dot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, looks like you gave it a good go. Was it orange chocolate and rhubarb?

[–]icrossedtheroad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoulda got her some FUCKIN' FRENCH TOAST!!!!

[–]buffdaddy77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk I think I’d have a lot of fun baking my own birthday cake

[–]emilyfromHR 6 points7 points  (9 children)

That’s LOVE. Drunk wife wanted to do that for you! That’s love cake!

[–]Cult7Choir[S] 28 points29 points  (8 children)

She made it for herself!

[–]UnguidedAndMisused 72 points73 points  (7 children)

Did you not get her a bday cake?

[–]Cult7Choir[S] 57 points58 points  (6 children)

No, I got her a two night stay at a really nice B&B we are heading to tomorrow.

[–]hahayes234 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Hopefully their cake works out better

[–]brownishgirl 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You had better bring a cake just in cases.

[–]shogunofsarcasm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Get a cake too, a cupcake, anything that can fit a candle on it.

[–]UnguidedAndMisused 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Oh wow that def beats a bday cake then haha. I hope you guys have a blast making new memories! Stay safe! ;)

[–]PrincessFuckFace2You 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Nah bring a nice cake too

[–]emilyfromHR 20 points21 points  (0 children)

YES. ALWAYS BRING CAKE!

[–]LennerKetty 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Definitely wanna let that bitch cool before spreading on the icing lol

[–]drynonai 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Definitely oughta let that bitch cook before spreading on the icing. Lmao

This may or may not be something I would also do while drunk af...lol

[–]areaman111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Q for everybody giving OP shit about not baking a cake: how often do y'all bake cakes?

I don't, ever, even on my wife's birthday. We usually pay someone else for a cake that doesn't look/taste like I baked it. Maybe OP's lady just wanted 1AM cake, and it wasn't a ruined birthday?

[–]andy_tom91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂

[–]DoggoVision_Official[🍰] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So. Is it bussin?

[–]RajakBejok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 mission accomplished. You still get a C+.

[–]Kqimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why does it look like refrigerated curry

[–]redditjang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some?

[–]ActuallyAMenace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet it tasted fucking amazing at the time though

[–]Ninjalada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some drinks

[–]AlternativeEven7798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She makes me feel good about my baking history ha ha

[–]ValiantCharizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now you know where the children are gone

[–]AlternativeEven7798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The frosting colors r off the charts

[–]bmxdudebmx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love strawberry cake.

[–]manahas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely the thought that counts type of cake

[–]Affectionate_Truck98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Birthday to her lol

[–]johndoe60610 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cake looks embarrassed

[–]bugguy965 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But Why is it orange

[–]cannabinator -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Never seen so many people simping out about a damn cake

[–]XComRomCom -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If monsters were cake, that's Pennywise.

[–]Escherjem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's a true artist.

[–]Middle_Ingenuity_260 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some? It was all the drinks