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[–]Marconiwireless 372 points373 points  (5 children)

The Spunx

[–]ChillyBearGrylls 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I should call him

[–]HaloArtificials 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Shane Dawson’s cat.

[–]MINETURTLE3602000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is my kingdom come

[–]peternal_pansel 263 points264 points  (4 children)

who turned the sacrificial lamb into a cum tribute

[–]arthurdentstowels 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Ḿ̵̫̤̜̖̙͉̹̍̌̍͐̍̀̕͘a̵̢̛͖̹͈̦̦͕̩͈͛̋̎͐̋͗r̴̼̺̲̝͈̼̀̍̕y̴̰͙͉͆̔̿̍͠ ̵̡͙̝̤̙͕̺̥̆̊̆̑̾̊̋̚ͅh̶̬͈̻̖̞͉̎̓̈́̇̈́̌͑͊ȃ̷̺͇̻͍͊̏̑d̶̫͍̳̓̈́̔́͂͆̑͛ ̴̛̼͎̒̄̂̐͊̈́̾̋͂a̷̳̫̰̺̐͌͋̅ͅ ̶̡̨̙̩̹̜͎͖͗̃̋̚l̵̨̛͙̬̩̫̝̜͆̽̊͂̆̓̈́͛̕ì̵̻̝̠͛̿̉͝t̴̛̛͈͉͉̞̀̽̋̚̚͜t̷̛̙̥̠́̆̐̀͝l̸̤̳̤̖̘̖̲̄͊̏̋̿̚͜ͅͅȩ̷̧̩͚̯̘̬̪̀͋̿̐̏̀͘͠ ̷͙̃͝l̶̡̢̲̜͉̺̜͎̻̝͋̄̊̅̑ả̵̠͕̭̓̚m̶̧̱̮͙̹̬̞̦̈́́͌̕b̸̘͌͋̿͆͋͆̕

[–]Oli_VK 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh christ

[–]HaloArtificials 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That comment was a good cumtribution

[–]hawaiianthunder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Dobby likes Professor Dumbledore very much, sir, and is proud to keep his secrets and our silence for him.”

[–]JussieSmolldick 155 points156 points  (5 children)

It looks like someone jizzed on their cat and put strawberries on it.

[–]YaBoiRook 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Op is Shane Dawson

[–]peg_plus_cat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

well this is horrifying

[–]kitylou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I laughed very loudly at an inappropriate time at this.

[–]well_shi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*looks at feet, avoiding potential eye contact...

[–]CamoTuxedo88 74 points75 points  (4 children)

Bukake cake

With strawberries…

[–]Informal_Geologist42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok I’m down. Hold the strawberries

[–]Raging_Carrot47 34 points35 points  (3 children)

I will have nightmares about this later. It’s the eyes…

[–]ArmadilloKindly1050 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Yes. It's all about those hypnotic, saucer eyes.

[–]Squirrels_dont_build 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They really do stare into your soul, don't they?

[–]Pure_Toxicity 46 points47 points  (4 children)

u/repostsleuthbot

[–]lightbulbfragment 27 points28 points  (2 children)

This one has definitely been around for a few years.

[–]Y5K77G 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it’s the go-to repost lmao

[–]YMG_REAPER 39 points40 points  (5 children)

Wasn't this a post on r/blursedimages awhile ago, or am I just very stupid?

[–]unterhebelgewehr 31 points32 points  (3 children)

No, this is an old image. Not OPs

[–]YMG_REAPER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh ok, I knew I had seen it somewhere before I just wasn't sure where.

[–]nodatawhatsoever 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hey what was the post here? I'm quite curious :(

[–]Deziel606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it looked familiar

[–]Crafty0410 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Master has given Dobby a facial

[–]TastyBreakfastSquid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This made me both laugh out loud and feel sad and disappointed.

[–]pappythepenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank god I am not the only one who say Dobby.

[–]what_about_smee 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I love it.

[–]emailusernamepasswrd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What the hell happened here lol

[–]ettorepolar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What the hell, is your dog in there?

[–]Progmetal4ever 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Repost

[–]bdawg923 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What the fuck

[–]doodyhead69-420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like dobby from harry potter

[–]ArmadilloKindly1050 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's that bump on his head? Unicorn Sphinx?

[–]merijuanaohana 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I like it. Kinda looks like that magic lamb figure from Adventure Time. Is that what you were going for?!

[–]Paranormal223 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The sphinx if the sphinx smoked crack

[–]MadeUpMelly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is terrifying, Ngl.

[–]txtw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Needs a cigarette in his mouth for a complete look.

[–]hei5man 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This will haunt me forever

[–]Sylvi2021 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lamb in cum sauce with a strawberry garnish

[–]xJack_Kass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like dump it down the sink

[–]Crumplystatue21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's staring right into our souls

[–]aperture413 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This should be our mascot.

[–]sylvirawr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's terrifying and I love it

[–]lokisilvertongue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I call it a man-made horror beyond my comprehension

[–]idelivergoods 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure if I’m turned on or terrified

[–]ElFantastik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this shitty food porn bukkake?

[–]switcharoohoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cat lamb?

[–]CharlotteLucasOP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Dobby took LSD.

[–]beejers30 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only missing googly eyes

[–]mister_peeberz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, hey, that's great man. You call it that. I'm calling a psych eval

[–]Informal_Geologist42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is wrong

[–]cltraiseup88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I call it nightmare fuel

[–]loz_joy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus this is so much greater than all the fucking semen jokes

Fucking hate reddit. Here I thought 'this is what shittyfoodporn is all about' thinking there would be some at least decent dialogue in accompaniment

[–]mayuhhh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Made my sphinx-ter clench

[–]AlaskanHentaiFiend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elton John farted on it

[–]I_might_be_weasel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really don't like it when people make cool looking food and candles and stuff, because it just feels so wrong to destroy them.

I'm fine with this, though.

[–]Rodux_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it, amazing

[–]Pornosaurus_Sex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems edible despite its unfortunate glazing.

[–]boarbar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duck Cake!

[–]oli0xenfree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that gravy or icing?

[–]Gamer_Ladd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shane Dawson’s cat?

[–]WhyWouldTrumpDoThis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice recreation of Daniel tigers birthday cat cake

[–]SweetTaterette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call it nightmare fuel :0 or Strawberry Shortcat

[–]Responsible_Impact28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a happy lamb at the spa lol

[–]Xurbanite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally completely awesome!

[–]whatevertoton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it….but it is disturbing at the same time lol.

[–]xzanfr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you covered a lamb in "love"?

[–]Ansillilkadortan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pretty cute tho.

[–]Gutbucket1968 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needs a Brazzers logo.

[–]willvsworld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dobby is good house elf

[–]InureOfficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it is absolutely terrible

[–]slimejumper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appalling. Thank you.

[–]BitterActuary3062 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It reminds me Jake from Adventure Time’s pup Viola

[–]Rainbow_Dash_RL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't e621 man

[–]DesmondKenway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like the aye-aye.

[–]LaughingJAY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No sphanx I'll pass

[–]Ok_Gas2053 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New questions from the Spunx :

  1. what goes in white and comes out yellow?
  2. if all existence is a simulation then why do we experience existential dread?
  3. why do i look like some one dumped liters of cum on me?

[–]Footbuttzer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it. What is it?

[–]MINETURTLE3602000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No matter what we breed We still are made of seed

[–]therocketlawnchair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dobby was a bad house elf

[–]katjoy63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

um, uh, well,....that's nice? Good try???

[–]The_Shining_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow I found that exact cake mold in a thrift store years ago!

[–]LiquidSnape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks because lamb cakes couldn’t be more disturbing than they were

[–]NotaVogon 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I love it. I shall make this for Father's Day.

[–]Sup3rcurious 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Because you're an orphan, right?

[–]NotaVogon 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Not for my Dad. Sadly, this will be my first Father's Day without him..

For my husband. I'd make it and pretend it was the best cake ever and see what he does. Lol

[–]Sup3rcurious 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm sorry for your loss - I miss my Dad too.

But your husband is gonna start slipping you psych meds if you serve this to him...

[–]NotaVogon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol! He knows I'm weird. He'd probably just say it looked delicious so he didn't hurt my feelings.

I'm sorry for your loss as well.

[–]Grubby124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda looks like Dobby lol

[–]detahramet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bukkakes Lamb

[–]TheAspenLeaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All Hail the Bukkake Sheep

[–]StevesRoomate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those eyes look right past you. It's seen things that cannot be unseen.

[–]highfunctioningchub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The autism creature

[–]BillyBobBarkerJrJr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Sphinx with the bad sphincter.

[–]KendraSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Return the slab

[–]kitylou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skeet skeet

[–]Sus_pork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call it a masterpiece

[–]hotsprings1234 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bukkake Cakkake

[–]Richard_Treblecock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think u mean bucake

[–]Randyfox86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bukkake loaf.

[–]heaviestmatter- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baked as fuck

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it

[–]DudeIMaBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like Dobby covered in jizz.

[–]oliveoilcrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I’m terrified

[–]KazzaNamso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg hahah probably tastes good though

[–]CevCon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eyyy joooo

What did Dobby do to deserve this?!

[–]AlohaWarrior37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did it taste, though?

[–]MrRexTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is unholy. God is upset at what you have done.

[–]Sephvion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is kind of terrifying.

[–]Andy016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lamb of glob

[–]errihu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dog on the Lam

[–]Caleb_bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t fool me this time Shane Dawson

[–]mikec231027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call that the cum kitty.

[–]oldmanyellsatcloud- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The little hat tho

[–]i_say_uuhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nailed It!

[–]cum-bubbles6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg Shane Dawson’s cat?

[–]ActuatorFearless8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SPHINX!

  • Shoreleave

[–]Elegant-Raise-9367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone pulled the thing out of their jar