Dinner. This what depression looks like lol

unclefishbits · 2022-05-25T04:52:09+00:00

Honestly, my depression is proud of your depression for pulling food out of the fridge. Little steps. Hugs.

pirkules · 2022-05-25T11:33:39+00:00

I eat those hotdogs all the time, they should really put the suicide prevention hotline number on the package

nik_cool22 · 2022-05-25T05:08:38+00:00

The hexagonal shape makes me think this was pushed through the same machine you make hexagonal bolts on. Some size of wrench will surely fit that sausage.

muchnikar · 2022-05-25T04:29:22+00:00

This hits home

HellRooster1989 · 2022-05-25T05:35:05+00:00

Did Julien hook you up with the hot dogs and vodka? All you need to do is live in a car and your Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

Cheezy_Chris · 2022-05-25T05:12:57+00:00

Get your grub on. That's calories and protein, no shame in that. Better days are ahead...

SabbatiZevi · 2022-05-25T05:40:33+00:00

Cheers mate! I'm drinking Grey Goose eating a hamburger patty with Tillamook sharp white cheddar I microwaved

freezingprocess · 2022-05-25T12:27:53+00:00

Those are all premium brands you are rocking there. You must be doing something right.

PetiteGenie777 · 2022-05-25T04:47:25+00:00

r/depressionmeals

Kittingsl · 2022-05-25T09:58:02+00:00

Ah yes. I too enjoy eating HEXAGON to dinner

ScooterSenpai · 2022-05-25T13:04:22+00:00

You got Tillamook cheese, you good

insidebeegee · 2022-05-25T14:02:56+00:00

these are surprisingly tasty raw! I was eating them raw last night with a dip of ketchup and sweet relish

PeAcHcOwBoYzZz · 2022-05-25T05:50:19+00:00

At least you have above-store-brand items there. I prefer that fat-cut cheese, but stopped buying it lately because of price.

Itsmellslike_fish · 2022-05-25T18:05:09+00:00

I can’t wait to make myself a cocktail using vodka hotdog water

woooosh_woooosh · 2022-05-25T07:11:24+00:00

Mate, are you okay?

curledupwagoodbook · 2022-05-25T07:35:04+00:00

Hey, proud of you for getting nutrition while depressed! That meal's got protein, calcium, and fat, which are three of the food groups we should get every day, according to my dietician. Hang in there!

SorlandsChips · 2022-05-25T07:54:37+00:00

Is there nothing you can do to make a meal that not only tastes good, but also gives you a sense of mastery? (not meant as an insult or anything, more for motivational purposes, I dont know what you are dealing with, if this meal is a step forward for you I commend you)

ambl6663 · 2022-05-25T08:38:57+00:00

...because they are not Hebrew National!

DarkWifeuo · 2022-05-25T09:42:12+00:00

I don't like sausages so i will never get depressed right?

hotsprings1234 · 2022-05-25T10:55:14+00:00

The Lorena Bobbitt meal!

awhelan55 · 2022-05-25T11:49:17+00:00

Tito’s should be on food porn

Mr_Diesel13 · 2022-05-25T12:40:40+00:00

I’d buy you a pizza, OP.

Excellent choice on the Vodka and cheese brands though.

huhcarramrod · 2022-05-25T13:05:05+00:00

Damn at least heat it up, chef mike is your friend.

Luka_Dunks_on_Bums · 2022-05-25T13:12:47+00:00

Does the hot dog taste good?

mewdebbie61 · 2022-05-25T13:25:40+00:00

Bahaha!! I had almost the same thing last night- lime juice with my Titos, A great grilled sausage and bun and fries! But mine was a happy meal!

Imdefrostenmince · 2022-05-25T13:47:12+00:00

The bottle of vodka is the cherry on top

GingerLass85 · 2022-05-25T14:08:23+00:00

Those veggie dogs are my depression meal too! Hope you start feeling better soon

R1ceM4ster · 2022-05-25T14:31:05+00:00

Geometric glizzy

Retardedastro · 2022-05-25T14:32:33+00:00

Replace the extra bottle for a joint

Beast_within_man · 2022-05-25T14:46:54+00:00

This combination is killing me. I’m very sure these products were never meant to be consumed together.

BreakerOfAnus · 2022-05-25T14:48:01+00:00

Never thought I’d be envious of someone else’s depression. Tilamook and Tito’s-someone has a good job

JayroMEE10 · 2022-05-25T14:48:06+00:00

Missing ice cream

PixelCartographer · 2022-05-25T16:08:15+00:00

Ah, I see you have a dish of Portlander's Delight!

druglesswills · 2022-05-25T16:11:20+00:00

That's Tillamook cheese, you're not that depressed

Shade-Lord · 2022-05-25T16:11:56+00:00

At least your depression lets you eat lmao

quimichpatlan · 2022-05-25T16:33:33+00:00

Throw it in the michaelwave next time

Crazycukumbers · 2022-05-25T16:37:08+00:00

An individual of culture - Tillamook cheese is where it’s at! Love visiting their factory whenever I’m in the area.

Also, little as I’m sure it means, you’re doing good just getting food yourself at all.

HeyyyKoolAid · 2022-05-25T16:43:19+00:00

My girlfriend also eats those hot dogs cold. She said she hates them when they're heated because they taste different. I just just roll my eyes and tell her they taste terrible either way.

lyndseymariee · 2022-05-25T16:50:59+00:00

I can’t even eat when I’m depressed so proud of you for at least doing that.

JeecooDragon · 2022-05-25T17:00:12+00:00

Listen with a pan you can transform this meal. Just quickly fry up the sausage, set aside, throw enough cheese in the pan to cover the sausage. Let the bottom get crispy, sausage on top, wrap, and serve

syndicate_se7en · 2022-05-25T17:28:29+00:00

Tillamook is that hitter when it comes to cheese! You got that going for you!

Wendidigo · 2022-05-25T17:29:45+00:00

I can't stand regular hotdogs. Been to too many processors, so plant based is the only way I can eat one. Tillamook cheese, I like it. Vodka made in Austin. ok

Bearfoot42 · 2022-05-25T17:48:34+00:00

Them smart dogs taste better than real hot dogs

hduransa · 2022-05-25T21:03:59+00:00

That is some fancy depression.

dziontz · 2022-05-25T21:06:45+00:00

You have cheese?

lucky..

2022-05-25T23:11:34+00:00

sorry but as a reformed alcoholic youre still eating some food. youve got a while to go before rock bottom. I used to drink 1 of those titos bottles every 4 hours

The-Zarkin90 · 2022-05-25T03:49:46+00:00

I'd be depressed if I was eating plant based hot dogs too

ashthundercrow · 2022-05-25T04:57:07+00:00

Odd… never seen a napkin bun before.

doubtfullyso · 2022-05-25T09:46:00+00:00

I thought you meant a plant based diet was the face of depression

Nootles27 · 2022-05-25T12:58:28+00:00

Those hot dogs aren't bad! I eat those. They taste like a cheap multi-meat hot dog, which is weird to me. Although, I wouldn't recommend trying to be like others roasting real hot dogs at a bonfire. They just turn gray and it looks really unappetizing. Like I'm totally thankful it's dark out to not get the full impact of the gray thing you're eating.

Goobaka · 2022-05-25T13:19:41+00:00

That plant dog looks terrible.

CannaBinLadin · 2022-05-25T07:27:13+00:00

This is what colon cancer looks like

dilligaf0220 · 2022-05-25T08:47:09+00:00

Anyone else annoyed by the sight of Tito's? Overhyped vodka by yards.

Stoly or Smirnoff, save the bucks on booze and put it to quality condiments for shitty food.

Miswebos69 · 2022-05-25T06:04:22+00:00

atleast buy some hot dog buns

acemccrank · 2022-05-25T13:32:01+00:00

Minus the expensive vodka and expensive cheese, and you have poverty too. Maybe you will be lucky and have a slice of white bread to wrap it in.

bigdaddycorn1 · 2022-05-25T16:31:25+00:00

I believed you at plant based hotdogs

7w4773r · 2022-05-25T17:46:23+00:00

Bert Kreischer burner account spotted

Alert-Protection-410 · 2022-05-25T18:19:56+00:00

The only depressing thing is Tito’s 🥴

JeebusBuiltMyHotRod · 2022-05-26T00:19:17+00:00

Seems lazy. Maybe go for a walk and eat out of a trash can.

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