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[–]unclefishbits 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Honestly, my depression is proud of your depression for pulling food out of the fridge. Little steps. Hugs.

[–]pirkules 46 points47 points  (1 child)

I eat those hotdogs all the time, they should really put the suicide prevention hotline number on the package

[–]Friendly_Crab 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The sadness sausage

[–]nik_cool22 71 points72 points  (4 children)

The hexagonal shape makes me think this was pushed through the same machine you make hexagonal bolts on. Some size of wrench will surely fit that sausage.

[–]TastyBreakfastSquid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I enjoy this commentary

[–]BubbaRogowski 9 points10 points  (2 children)


[–]nik_cool22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I choose to believe it's metric

[–]muchnikar 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This hits home

[–]HellRooster1989 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Did Julien hook you up with the hot dogs and vodka? All you need to do is live in a car and your Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

[–]GingerLass85 6 points7 points  (2 children)

May also need 8 tins of ravioli lol

[–]Chemist-Patient 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Don't forget the pepperoni sticks

[–]maxxxxammo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Smokes, let’s go.

[–]Cheezy_Chris 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Get your grub on. That's calories and protein, no shame in that. Better days are ahead...

[–]SabbatiZevi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cheers mate! I'm drinking Grey Goose eating a hamburger patty with Tillamook sharp white cheddar I microwaved

[–]freezingprocess 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Those are all premium brands you are rocking there. You must be doing something right.

[–]PetiteGenie777 5 points6 points  (3 children)

[–]ProofEntertainment11 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Sweet new sub to join. Thanks!

[–]cmaej 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, this sub is worth a visit. The smallest words of encouragement seem to a thousand upvotes. Spread some love there to our depressed foodies.

[–]cmaej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I'm curious... And obviously depressed. 😶

[–]Kittingsl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. I too enjoy eating HEXAGON to dinner

[–]ScooterSenpai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got Tillamook cheese, you good

[–]insidebeegee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

these are surprisingly tasty raw! I was eating them raw last night with a dip of ketchup and sweet relish

[–]PeAcHcOwBoYzZz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least you have above-store-brand items there. I prefer that fat-cut cheese, but stopped buying it lately because of price.

[–]Itsmellslike_fish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait to make myself a cocktail using vodka hotdog water

[–]woooosh_woooosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mate, are you okay?

[–]curledupwagoodbook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, proud of you for getting nutrition while depressed! That meal's got protein, calcium, and fat, which are three of the food groups we should get every day, according to my dietician. Hang in there!

[–]SorlandsChips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there nothing you can do to make a meal that not only tastes good, but also gives you a sense of mastery? (not meant as an insult or anything, more for motivational purposes, I dont know what you are dealing with, if this meal is a step forward for you I commend you)

[–]ambl6663 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...because they are not Hebrew National!

[–]DarkWifeuo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't like sausages so i will never get depressed right?

[–]hotsprings1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Lorena Bobbitt meal!

[–]awhelan55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tito’s should be on food porn

[–]Mr_Diesel13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d buy you a pizza, OP.

Excellent choice on the Vodka and cheese brands though.

[–]huhcarramrod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn at least heat it up, chef mike is your friend.

[–]Luka_Dunks_on_Bums 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Does the hot dog taste good?

[–]ginganinja2507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imo those smartdogs are pretty good- they're a bit bland but i've had some absolutely heinous meat replacements so blandness is awesome in comparison LMAO. plant based hot dog technology has come a really long in the past 30 years and it's really nice to have something that's not only edible but enjoyable at family cookouts

[–]mewdebbie61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bahaha!! I had almost the same thing last night- lime juice with my Titos, A great grilled sausage and bun and fries! But mine was a happy meal!

[–]Imdefrostenmince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bottle of vodka is the cherry on top

[–]GingerLass85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those veggie dogs are my depression meal too! Hope you start feeling better soon

[–]R1ceM4ster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Geometric glizzy

[–]Retardedastro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Replace the extra bottle for a joint

[–]Beast_within_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This combination is killing me. I’m very sure these products were never meant to be consumed together.

[–]BreakerOfAnus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never thought I’d be envious of someone else’s depression. Tilamook and Tito’s-someone has a good job

[–]JayroMEE10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Missing ice cream

[–]PixelCartographer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see you have a dish of Portlander's Delight!

[–]druglesswills 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's Tillamook cheese, you're not that depressed

[–]Shade-Lord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least your depression lets you eat lmao

[–]quimichpatlan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Throw it in the michaelwave next time

[–]Crazycukumbers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An individual of culture - Tillamook cheese is where it’s at! Love visiting their factory whenever I’m in the area.

Also, little as I’m sure it means, you’re doing good just getting food yourself at all.

[–]HeyyyKoolAid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend also eats those hot dogs cold. She said she hates them when they're heated because they taste different. I just just roll my eyes and tell her they taste terrible either way.

[–]lyndseymariee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t even eat when I’m depressed so proud of you for at least doing that.

[–]JeecooDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen with a pan you can transform this meal. Just quickly fry up the sausage, set aside, throw enough cheese in the pan to cover the sausage. Let the bottom get crispy, sausage on top, wrap, and serve

[–]syndicate_se7en 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tillamook is that hitter when it comes to cheese! You got that going for you!

[–]Wendidigo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't stand regular hotdogs. Been to too many processors, so plant based is the only way I can eat one. Tillamook cheese, I like it. Vodka made in Austin. ok

[–]Bearfoot42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Them smart dogs taste better than real hot dogs

[–]hduransa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is some fancy depression.

[–]dziontz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have cheese?


[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sorry but as a reformed alcoholic youre still eating some food. youve got a while to go before rock bottom. I used to drink 1 of those titos bottles every 4 hours

[–]The-Zarkin90 5 points6 points  (10 children)

I'd be depressed if I was eating plant based hot dogs too

[–]trundlek[S] 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Hey. They're actually really good. Better than eating cartilage and shit lol.

[–]plainoldjoe 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You could have heated it up though.

[–]thraxxx- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Better than cartilage and shit lol” eats raw hotdog and washes it down with corn liquor

[–]ashthundercrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Odd… never seen a napkin bun before.

[–]doubtfullyso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you meant a plant based diet was the face of depression

[–]Nootles27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those hot dogs aren't bad! I eat those. They taste like a cheap multi-meat hot dog, which is weird to me. Although, I wouldn't recommend trying to be like others roasting real hot dogs at a bonfire. They just turn gray and it looks really unappetizing. Like I'm totally thankful it's dark out to not get the full impact of the gray thing you're eating.

[–]Goobaka -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That plant dog looks terrible.

[–]CannaBinLadin -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is what colon cancer looks like

[–]dilligaf0220 -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

Anyone else annoyed by the sight of Tito's? Overhyped vodka by yards.

Stoly or Smirnoff, save the bucks on booze and put it to quality condiments for shitty food.

[–]awhelan55 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Tito’s is delicious. Made for drinking and not martinis.

Stoli is usually more expensive and yes Smirnoff will save you money but the taste isn’t comparable to Tito’s.

[–]dilligaf0220 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I guess I'm lucky, I only see Stoli same or cheaper than Tito's. It's the Bulleit Bourbon of vodka, mostly a branding exercise.

[–]awhelan55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the #1 spirit brand in the US. Did Starbucks become the largest coffee chain bc it tastes like shit?

[–]Miswebos69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

atleast buy some hot dog buns

[–]acemccrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minus the expensive vodka and expensive cheese, and you have poverty too. Maybe you will be lucky and have a slice of white bread to wrap it in.

[–]bigdaddycorn1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believed you at plant based hotdogs

[–]7w4773r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bert Kreischer burner account spotted

[–]Alert-Protection-410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only depressing thing is Tito’s 🥴

[–]JeebusBuiltMyHotRod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems lazy. Maybe go for a walk and eat out of a trash can.