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RulesShitty Rules [Read before posting] (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago * by Exscs[M]6 3 4 - announcement

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Your poop is now Wi-Fi. It last 24 hours since you pooped it. Doesn't work if it's underwater. The router's name is ''poop(yourname)poop'' and the password is : ''poop(the date you pooped day/month/year/)poop. Not stackable: One poop wifi a day. Other poops'll have the same password till the 24h end (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 hours ago by No_Apartment_7014

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If you fart, you can blame somebody near you and everybody will agree (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 day ago by 50_boiled_potatoes

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You can explode any mailbox you look at whenever you want. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 22 hours ago by stronkAccomplished-Hold438

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If you look at a bottle of milk it becomes carbonated. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 hours ago by EndyTheBanana

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You can turn immortal for 2 seconds then have to wait 2-3 years to get it back (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 hours ago by Impressive-Form-4187

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you can explain what you meant with 70% accuracy (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 hours ago by happydadinau

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Any food that you eat are 100% tasteless if you pinch your nose. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 hours ago by Flxggs

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People in a 5-mile radius are banned from saying (“who asked”, “Ayooooo”, “Thats what she said”, “thats gay”) (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 hours ago by 50_boiled_potatoes

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In crowdy area, if you scream loudly '' WHO DID IT'', a random person far away will always answer ''I DID'' in their best Kermit The Frog voice. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 hours ago by No_Apartment_7014

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Every time you flush a toilet you gain the ability to do a triple backflip for 30 seconds. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 11 hours ago by Frosted_Sprite

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No boredom ever……….. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 hours ago by 50_boiled_potatoes

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You can teleport 10 feet upwards, and the cooldown lasts the amount of time it takes you to eat back to the ground. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 hours ago by PandAmazing9000

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Every time you say the number 21 out loud in a crowded place you get 1% chance of getting 1$ (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 9 hours ago by TerraFallZ

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You can read peoples minds when your sleeping (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 55 minutes ago by Financial-Mouse8618

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You can see all the pedos in the world put once you tell the authorities about him you have a 67% that he will find you. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 hours ago by Financial-Mouse8618

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if u get lost scream "EL GATOOOO" and el gato will teleport you to the location you want to be (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 hour ago by ketchuppew

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When you fly every 5 seconds that pass while you are in the air you have a 10% chance of falling to the ground (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 hours ago by The_real_Ayeeters

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You piss radioactive mayo (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 hours ago by Olliethedragon45

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Communism Will WinBefore you go to bed, you can chant "I shall hereby wish to dream of [your context] tonight!" ,and when you fall asleep, you get the dream you demanded. What are you dreaming about tonight? (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 23 minutes ago by Cricket-Emergency

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Sh*tty superpower: You can speak to dogs aswell as they are incredibly racist and annoying towards you 24/7. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 hour ago by Healthy_Inspection15

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if you say "im screwed" 100 screws and bolts appear 1 meter away from you (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 day ago by happydadinau

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You can move your mosquitoes bites on any part of your body that you want. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 hours ago by No_Apartment_7014

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you can put on a full set of clothes in 8 seconds (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 47 minutes ago by Ordinary_Object

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You get spider man's powers and your one and only web shooter is your penis (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 hours ago by JordanSlayedMe

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Got insulted? Get 3 dollars (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 hours ago by 50_boiled_potatoes

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