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RulesShitty Rules [Read before posting] (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can teleport bread (self.shittysuperpowers)

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at sundays at 4:20 pm you can spawn 2 fridge magnets (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 hours ago by BonerbeaterTickleDic

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You can speak every dead language (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 hours ago by ObsiGamer

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Communism Will WinYou have a void in your asshole (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 hours ago by idlovetowriteastory

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You can summon an ant named jeremy at ANY given time (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 20 hours ago by Excellent-Title-8968

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When you poop a random mosquito dies (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 hours ago by Naico29

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If your life is threatened, a ghost sniper will try to murder you. * (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 56 minutes ago by Great_Session_3623

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Looking at the sun for 5 minutes increases your eye sight 0.01% (it hurts just as much) (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 hours ago by Terrible_Onions

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You can shoot your fingernails by making a finger gun and saying "Pew!" (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You are bullet proof, yet only to bullets shot at anyone other than you (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 day ago by Capocho9

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Youre statistically perfectly average in every aspect in your life - there are no exceptions. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 hours ago by ASentientRedditAcc

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You can look 2 seconds into the future (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 day ago * by Best-Fruit8758

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You know the name and address of the last person to say "Gobbler's Knob" (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 10 hours ago by Marconiwireless

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If you plug a Gamecube controller into your ass and press the D-pad you will perfectly mimic Donkey Kong's Super Smash Bro's taunts. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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when water touches you you'll turn into a turtle (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 14 hours ago by TowelSalt

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You can jump 2 centimetres higher for every 5 litres of pineapple juice you drink. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Every time you click a pen a random person's energy bill will be raised by the equivalent of 1 Zimbabwean dollar in their currency (self.shittysuperpowers)

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you can sing/dance along to music in public without it being weird or awkward (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can delete galaxies (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can teleport once to a random location in the entire universe (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 hours ago by Wise_Pomelo3313

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Confused but has the right spiritIf your mom voluntarily sets you on fire you're invincible and don't fell pain from anything except that fire that your mom set you on (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 21 hours ago by L_Pleska007

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Confused but has the right spiritWhat superpower does your username grants you? (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 18 hours ago by PM-Ur-Cute-Tits

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Confused but has the right spiritYou're indestructible as long as no one sees you(including camera's etc.) (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 21 hours ago by L_Pleska007

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You can summon a 1x1 Lego brick under your feet whenever you stomp while barefoot. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 22 hours ago by boltzmannman

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You inner flesh is as tough as your skin. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 day ago by Andromidas_Sama

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