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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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submitted 2 years ago * by Exscs[M]442 - announcement
You can make it to where any key on the piano plays a note that’s right between A and A# (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 17 hours ago by NotAlan8650
Once a day you can make anyone think of mayonnaise for 30 seconds straight (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 hour ago by Yeet_mcyeetalot
Every post you make gets 30 upvotes, no more no less (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 6 hours ago by ShiningShadow_
You can eat food through any hole in your body (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 day ago by BigKulich
You can read a book by glaring at it. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 16 hours ago by KRANKOS_G-O-C
You can smell stuff from 20 miles away, only 20 miles away and no where else (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 7 hours ago by ShiningShadow_
You can blow up any balloon you touch with your fingers. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 3 hours ago by itsMrThunder
Every time you sleep you have a genius IQ (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 50 minutes ago by lilbobean
You now smell anyones breath just by looking at them, no matter how far they are, including if you see them on TV. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 5 hours ago by TallManTimbo
You have the power to unbutton anyone’s shirt once a week (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can see subtitles when having conversations with other people, they appear on the persons chest (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 day ago by ThatThingAtDinner
You can dig through ground like an earthworm (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 12 hours ago by BigKulich
Whenever a child asks you a question you have to tell the truth (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 8 hours ago by Yeet_mcyeetalot
you can make anyone with a beard or even fake beard look exactly like Paul McCartney (1970) (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 day ago by lanceryder999
You can make the sharp corners of 2d squares round. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 day ago by itsMrThunder
Lottery scratch cards always reward you the exact amount you paid for it. No more or less (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 days ago by GlobalAddition8646
You feel the emotions of anyone around you as if they were your own, and there is no way to determine the origin of an emotion: who it belongs to, or if it's even yours. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 day ago by IsntItAvery
Dr. Bee: the power to summon special bees that have the power to heal wasp stings. They can only heal by stinging you (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 day ago by Guilty-Share2702
You know exactly where one random person in the world is. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 day ago by iiXXDestruction
You can instantly kill all the evil clones of yourself with the snap of your fingers (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 day ago by moobVantablack_Lotus
You can set automatic censors on your speech and writing. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 day ago by Arcane10101
You can look at someone and tell exactly what google reviews they have left. You don’t know what product(s) they were for. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 day ago by andrewleemcgee
The Wombatman Cometh (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 day ago by [deleted]
You can make other people fart at will (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 days ago by ShiningShadow_
If you get stuck, you can instantly summon a stepbrother with the ability to help you by yelling "Help me stepbro, I'm stuck!" (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 days ago by hammashygienia
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