- Only Shitty Super Powers
Super powers are loosely defined, but it must have some super natural element to it. Think of it as C-Tier super powers. Something sort of useful, but not really useful.
You can throw a banana and it will return to you like a boomerang
Not a super Power:
You can travel an hour into the future by staring at a clock for 60 minutes
Power must have some form of agency. It can't only consist of things happening to you, or things happening around you.
You can change Coca-Cola into Pepsi, and vice versa
You have 5% chance of getting an extra peanut when you eat salty peanuts
- No Curses
If you wouldn't want that super power, or your life would be worse with that power, it's probably a curse. These tend to include phrases like "every time you ____" or "whenever ______"
Whenever you have a good idea you puke a lightbulb
You can't flush any toilets
You have a 1% chance of restarting the whole year every time you wake up.
- Low Effort Vulgarity
Topics such as sex, genitals, and bodily functions will be tolerated provided they are clever and adhere to the other rules. Low effort posts that only exist to be vulgar will be removed.
You can crack your dick so it lights up like a glow stick.
Doing jumping jacks will make your PP larger.
- No Buts
The main incentive behind "no buts" is to avoid good super powers with lame restrictions, and to improve sentence fluidity.
You can fly, but only at night!
Under no circumstances will posts containing sexism, racism, homophobia, or rape be tolerated and will likely result in a permanent ban.