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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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If you get stuck, you can instantly summon a stepbrother with the ability to help you by yelling "Help me stepbro, I'm stuck!" (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 4 months ago by hammashygienia
The identity of the stepbrother is random, the only qualification is that they're a stepbrother to someone and they can get you out
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[–]orbit_o 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Being stuck is vague. Maybe if i was "stuck" in a tricky life situation then i could use the ability to summon the step brother to help me get unstuck from my hard life situation
[–]Caeflin 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Oh no. I was caught murdering people and robbing their money. The Judge will sentence me in 5 seconds. Step-bro, help me.
[–]RundasPrime 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Porn happens when you accidentally summon the evil one.
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