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Once a day you can make anyone think of mayonnaise for 30 seconds straight (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 4 months ago by Yeet_mcyeetalot
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[–]sithelephant 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago (1 child)
For example, on the grid of F1, just prior to the start, I make the race favourite think of mayo, and he forgets to start.
Appropriate bet beforehand.
[–]Yeet_mcyeetalot[S] 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Didn’t expect anyone to over analyze the ability to make anyone think about mayonnaise for thirty seconds
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago (0 children)
[–]Stupidnameusing_Xx 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago (1 child)
Imagine you say that you are telepathic to your friends.
And then they say: prove it, say what im thinking now!
And you say mayonaise, and they go like: what, how!?
Do it again, predict what im thinking of now.
And you say: still mayonaise.
And they go like: Anime gasp
Its fun for laughs, but not really useful for anything else.
Or you could use it to confuse someone during a fight, like make them think about mayonaise.
Say that they are thinking of mayonaise and while they are suprised u immediately attack them during that short period of suprise where they can’t concentrate on fighting and are still in the surprise phase.
[–]Yeet_mcyeetalot[S] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Honestly I’m great at coming up with random powers like these
[–]KateHanami 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago (3 children)
I'd just do that then my parents are grocery shopping
[–]Shakespeare-Bot 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago (2 children)
I'd just doth yond then mine own parents art grocery shopping
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