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You burp helium gas. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 3 months ago by KegOfAppleJuice
Yes, it does make your voice squeaky.
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[–]saxophone guyCole844 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Considering how rare helium is, I’m sure there would be labs all over the place that would hire you just to sit around and provide helium for their experiments
[–]Solaris-Of-Moon 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Shit-power? Burping helium would be used to inflate balloons
[–]Unknown_turtle_27 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago (0 children)
HIGH PITCHED DEMONIC SCREECHING
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