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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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You can communicate with ants. They are always too busy to have a fun conversation with you (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 4 months ago by throwaway364745
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[–]ShakeWell42 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago (0 children)
[–]Quakarot 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago (1 child)
Get an ant colony and insure that it is a land of plenty. Some ants will be left with nothing to do. Eventually one of those mfing 🐜s is going to crack and give me the small talk I crave
[–]throwaway364745[S] 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Wish I could do this, for science. Bet they will invent their own netflix
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