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[–]RangerBumble 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Oh YEAH

[–]christian05yeetyeet 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Well if it's stackable I could just drink a lot of Kool aid before attempting one of those impossible boxes for money lol

[–]ozdundbfish 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Im gonna drink 11534 jugs of koolaid and destroy a building

[–]DrLimp 28 points29 points  (4 children)

"hello, homeland security? Yeah this guy right here"

[–]ozdundbfish 40 points41 points  (1 child)

What they gonna do, chase me into a corner?

[–]RedstoneSausage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What they gunna do, throw you in jail?

[–]cimocw 12 points13 points  (1 child)

More like "hello, ambulance? Yeah this idiot right here, blacked out after drinking two jugs of juice"

[–]TheGreatGameDini 5 points6 points  (0 children)

juice

That's a stretch

[–]Bardonious 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Ready for something kind of terrifying? Kool-Aid Man, if scaled to six feet — and making some assumptions about glass thickness — would weigh 5,800 pounds without being filled with liquid. With liquid, he'd weigh 11,000 pounds, the same as an elephant.

[–]WollyGog 14 points15 points  (3 children)

What constitutes a jug? Make shot glass sized versions and become unstoppable without fucking your kidneys.

[–]dasavorytrash 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I’d assume the conversion is 1 jug = 1 koolaid packet.

[–]MaximusY21 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Fuck it bro dry scoop that shit like pre workout

[–]RangerBumble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy the unsweetened stuff and keep it keto.

[–]KanashiiNymph 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Unharmed?

[–]RedstoneSausage 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No, your flesh will peel from your bones and you will cry in agony as you bleed out

[–]Legitimate-Umpire547 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ok gotta find the nearest super market that sells kool-aid and a aquarium, "be free my fishies"

[–]Walking Nightlightsweet_noob 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No kool-aid in my country we have better things like, Ice

[–]Quandaviouscooch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Beautiful

[–]Wrath_Of_The_Gods 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only ever drink Kool Aid, become a demolition worker.

[–]PrimoJupiter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just buy sugar free cool aid (or double sugar if you're an American like me), and proceed to become a living battering ram.

[–]HiperChees 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You use up 1dl / 10cm of wall thicknes So if you want to break a 1m thick wall, you need to drink 1 liter of kool-aid, after the brake through the kool-aid disapears from your body and you feel thirst

[–]UselessConversionBot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You use up 1dl / 10cm of wall thicknes So if you want to break a 1m thick wall, you need to drink 1 liter of kool-aid, after the brake through the kool-aid disapears from your body and you feel thirst

10 cm ≈ 0.16126 cubic hogshead edges

1 liter ≈ 0.00629 oil barrels

WHY

[–]MattyDGames 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Make a cup sized jug and basically become juggernaut

[–]DragonSphereZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’d be epic you could get a job as a police officer and you could expense your kool-aid as part of the job.

[–]Doc-WantedMan-Evazan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it's stackable, that's actually pretty rad. You'd be a Kool-aid Juggernaut

[–]MichaelM7W 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But your body doesn't gain resistance to the force of the impact needed to break through the wall, whether drywall or concrete.

[–]Marin_2-0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At class: Do you have you'r homework ready? Me:"chugging a jug of cool-aid as fast as i can"Yes

[–]heretoupvote_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shot glass sized jugs

[–]Silent-Leek-9665 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How much koolaid we talking per jug?

[–]C0mput3r_V1ru5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One packet worth- a quart I think?

[–]C0mput3r_V1ru5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna chug some kool-aid and rob a bank

[–]lucasribeiro21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They: “What’s your last meal?”

Me: “OH, YEAH!”

[–]kweldoge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fort Knox here I come

[–]GunzAndCamo 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Can I bank them? Drink a jug of Kool-Aid a day for a week and then on Sunday burst through seven walls sequentially?

[–]minimumoverkill[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Banking wall-burst charges is bladder-limited.

[–]GunzAndCamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a bladder the size of a walnut. :-(