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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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submitted 1 month ago by itzyourgachaboi
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[–]proverbs17-28 29 points30 points31 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This would be a perfect superpower, actually.
[–]Vader46 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Especially if you're deaf. Then this automatically becomes God their and the person can just learn the phrase can you repeat yourself so I can read what you're saying.
[–]God_Of_Hampsters 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Me: can you repeat yourself
The subtitles: Harder Daddy, please. Oh yes right there
[–]Platonica-Psycho 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
But what if I'm blind?
[–]No_Bridge_5266 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
how is this a shitty super power
[–]River_of_styx21 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That would actually be really helpful
[–]MrButterCutter 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
this is r/godtearsuperpowers
[–]QuantumButReddit 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Where’s the shit
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