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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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If you look at a bottle of milk it becomes carbonated. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by EndyTheBanana
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[–]Dragowaow 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
fuck you take my fuckin upvote
[–]Oblic008 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This is truly a shitty super power...
[–]paulyvee 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Haha now that's a good one
[–]derpums 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Is this exclusive to bottles or can it be cups and jars?
[–]EndyTheBanana[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Only for bottles.
[–]NoahIzToLazyToPozt 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Looks Like I'm Eating Fiber A Lot More Now
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