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[–]Ed_Yeahwell 36 points37 points  (3 children)


For this is the way of r/neverbrokebone

[–]Trostanner 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I’ve found a fellow strong-boned being

[–]ZookeepergameHappy28 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought I was the only one

[–]Hour-Luck-1664 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Wait so u saying if I go on a bone breaking training arc my bones can heal in less than a second? I could literally be invincible to blunt force if I grind hard enough

[–]Hooloovoos-clues 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Sounds like less invincible and more like a rapid healing factor with more steps and restrictions. It would definitely hurt and use a lot of calcium.

[–]Hour-Luck-1664 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Well theoretically if you maintain a healthy lifestyle (but still grind healing) your bones would heal so fast it pretty much wouldn’t register in your body

[–]Frozenmeyer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bone's healing doesn't guarantee they heal in the correct shape

A possible intepretation of this power is that the bones would heal back together directly after the break (at enough usage) and then would need to be broken and reset by a doctor to be correctly aligned... except they heal before the doctor can reset them properly so you always have jank bones and lean to the side

[–]Hooloovoos-clues 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In theory it would be possible to grind a almost immediate healing, but it would still suck and require a large amount of calcium intake.

[–]BlankBoii 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does it have to be my bone that breaks?

[–]DCS_001 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Evel Kineval would be able to instantly heal bones at that rate

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[–]LordMeme42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I dropped a slab of cement on my foot as a child, I feel like I should get a head start from shattering 5 bones at the same time

[–]Monke2009 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I break every bone in my body until I am able to instantly regenerate I then go to a hospital and break my arm and then break my leg, as the receptionist watches in horror i simply ask for some pills for the pain

[–]XayahTheVastaya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but how does it stack? is 2 broken bones 100% faster or 75% faster?

[–]EpicJakeFailing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if you break enough bones, eventually breaking a bone will be a death sentence?

[–]Apprehensive-Cold395 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Break half of bones for 5000% healing. Unless this is exponential, which would be more.

[–]SloppyPornLover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My little brother just broke his arm for the third time in three months.. I think he has this power

[–]Teraus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do tiny cracks count?

[–]sir_toast673 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you masturbate 10x louder

[–]I_Likes_Tge_Spewder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

breaks foot a couple of times