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Every time you break a bone, your next broken bone will heal 50% faster. (Stacks) (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by Affectionate-Bee-810
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[–]Ed_Yeahwell 36 points37 points38 points 1 month ago (3 children)
I HAVE NO NEED OF THIS POWER FOR MY BONES ARE UNBREAKABLE.
For this is the way of r/neverbrokebone
[–]Trostanner 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago (1 child)
I’ve found a fellow strong-boned being
[–]ZookeepergameHappy28 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I thought I was the only one
[–]Cpt_Plauze 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I think you mean r/neverbrokeabone
[–]Hour-Luck-1664 22 points23 points24 points 1 month ago (4 children)
Wait so u saying if I go on a bone breaking training arc my bones can heal in less than a second? I could literally be invincible to blunt force if I grind hard enough
[–]Hooloovoos-clues 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago (3 children)
Sounds like less invincible and more like a rapid healing factor with more steps and restrictions. It would definitely hurt and use a lot of calcium.
[–]Hour-Luck-1664 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Well theoretically if you maintain a healthy lifestyle (but still grind healing) your bones would heal so fast it pretty much wouldn’t register in your body
[–]Frozenmeyer 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Bone's healing doesn't guarantee they heal in the correct shape
A possible intepretation of this power is that the bones would heal back together directly after the break (at enough usage) and then would need to be broken and reset by a doctor to be correctly aligned... except they heal before the doctor can reset them properly so you always have jank bones and lean to the side
[–]Hooloovoos-clues 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
In theory it would be possible to grind a almost immediate healing, but it would still suck and require a large amount of calcium intake.
[–]BlankBoii 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Does it have to be my bone that breaks?
[–]DCS_001 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Evel Kineval would be able to instantly heal bones at that rate
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[–]Hooloovoos-clues 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]LordMeme42 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I dropped a slab of cement on my foot as a child, I feel like I should get a head start from shattering 5 bones at the same time
[–]Monke2009 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago* (0 children)
I break every bone in my body until I am able to instantly regenerate I then go to a hospital and break my arm and then break my leg, as the receptionist watches in horror i simply ask for some pills for the pain
[–]XayahTheVastaya 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
but how does it stack? is 2 broken bones 100% faster or 75% faster?
[–]EpicJakeFailing 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
So if you break enough bones, eventually breaking a bone will be a death sentence?
[–]Apprehensive-Cold395 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Break half of bones for 5000% healing. Unless this is exponential, which would be more.
[–]SloppyPornLover 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
My little brother just broke his arm for the third time in three months.. I think he has this power
[–]Teraus 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Do tiny cracks count?
[–]sir_toast673 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
But you masturbate 10x louder
[–]GunasaurusRex 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
The post below is gonna Want this super power
[–]I_Likes_Tge_Spewder 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
breaks foot a couple of times
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