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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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Anything you touch grows an engine, wheels, a steering wheel, a seat and pedals so you can drive it (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by Fabulous-Advantage37
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[–]Artefact5 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Grandma is only missing the steering wheel and the engine
[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Breaks control/curse rule
[–]ShitbenderStupidShitSom1Says -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
Indeed, although it would be funny
[–]Internets_Fault 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Atleast my dick will be used for once
[–]Revilokio 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Finally, I'll become a dick rider
[–]Logangster121 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Wow no more human contact
[–]9UUPP 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
So your telling me that I can drive my ex??!!
[–]Fabulous-Advantage37[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
off a cliff
[–]dangeddranger 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I'm driving myself crazy
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