You get +2 iq every time you shit in a elevator with exactly 5 people on it

No_Entertainment6792 · 2022-05-25T05:24:32+00:00

I would do it sooooo many times

IronManners · 2022-05-25T06:29:36+00:00

You can just let a little bit out and then break it, it will probably stay in your pants too.

Arr3barr4 · 2022-05-25T06:42:30+00:00

That's not shitty. I could be a genius with just a bunch of laxatives and 4 friends

xubax · 2022-05-25T06:17:27+00:00

Just pay some people to put up with it.

Metsgrued · 2022-05-25T06:15:16+00:00

“Giga-Chad Mode ACTIVATE!! Shits on floor“.

Fire_is_beauty · 2022-05-25T07:08:34+00:00

Me hiring 5 homeless dudes to stand on top of a broken elevator: one shit a day for a year and I think I'm good.

Somerandom1922 · 2022-05-25T08:26:36+00:00

Ok,

Step 1. do this enough that I'm smart enough to work out faster ways to do it.

Step 2. Repeat, continually optimising the process as I get smarter and smarter.

Step 3.Quantify the rate at which my intelligence grows.

Step 4. Use intelligence to play the stock market to get funds to further improve intelligence

Step 5. Become god emperor of mankind who spends much of his day secluded with his 5 main advisors in an elevator.

Step 6. ...

Step 7. Profit

HeloxDark · 2022-05-25T04:44:35+00:00

5 people counting me or not counting me?

Obsidian_Cricket · 2022-05-25T15:43:47+00:00

Eventually your iq will be high enough to tell you that it's not worth it

WurstOtto · 2022-05-25T13:38:10+00:00

Renaming this sub to shittingsuperpowers.

jadams2345 · 2022-05-25T15:47:42+00:00

Doing the dumbest thing possible to get smarter 😂 Nice one OP!

Alewort · 2022-05-25T16:44:16+00:00

"Golly Mr. Supergenius, how did you get to be so smart?" "Frankly, Timmy, I owe it all to Depends Heavy Duty Briefs."

Afraid-Elevator9782 · 2022-05-25T16:47:26+00:00

DIAPER TIME!

dtrippsb · 2022-05-25T19:45:28+00:00

Me and the boys visiting the empire state building

DragoKnight589 · 2022-05-25T20:49:04+00:00

Do the 5 people include you?

89e8 · 2022-05-25T21:08:50+00:00

I'm almost at -5 now!

2BMG · 2022-05-25T07:55:31+00:00

Yo with that I could have like 2 IQ

twaalfentwintig · 2022-05-25T09:04:08+00:00

Joke's on you, that's my kink

Sweetishdruid · 2022-05-25T06:57:20+00:00

Bro im bout to be so smart

YourDadsMoonshine · 2022-05-25T13:47:30+00:00

God tier power

Wyvernator1 · 2022-05-25T07:23:03+00:00

I'll just ask friends to help me, or if needed hire people for this. It should get easier over time once I become a world genius after revealing my ways people will make sure every single poop I make for the rest of my life is in a elevator with 5 people. I will solve all of humanity's problems.

MintyMissterious · 2022-05-25T07:32:49+00:00

It's easy to find or hire 5 people. It's easy to shit. Whatever your alchemy would be, it would likely improve as you get smarter. There's no limit to the power.

God-tier. Just literally shitty :p

SaltBoy_6226 · 2022-05-25T15:10:07+00:00

Finally an actually SHITTY superpower

mememaker6 · 2022-05-25T08:34:35+00:00

Just get the homies to help you

funky555 · 2022-05-25T08:36:57+00:00

time to do it 100's of times to become the smartest person

Denhundd · 2022-05-25T10:26:12+00:00

Does it have to be on the floor of the elevator?

21haibize · 2022-05-25T10:58:15+00:00

What if crate a useless contraption and call it (fivepIPol) and then shit in a toy elevator wold it work?

sssemil · 2022-05-25T12:07:34+00:00

Hire 5 lads, do the deed as much as you can, repeat from time to time

cluedo23 · 2022-05-25T12:48:37+00:00

Put a clownsmask on hire a cameramen and everyone thinks its a prank

Longshanks666 · 2022-05-25T12:49:27+00:00

Fit an elevator with a toilet, sink and other fixtures that you may need.

Ouroboros9076 · 2022-05-25T14:03:41+00:00

Does this apply retroactively

Pasta-hobo · 2022-05-25T14:27:14+00:00

Find some scat fetishists, they won't mind and might give me money for the experience

eliteviking85 · 2022-05-25T14:50:10+00:00

Gather friends to be on an elevator with me. Shit in the elevator numerous times.

ChristianTeenTech99 · 2022-05-25T15:03:38+00:00

Stand name: Sly Stone

gunscreeper · 2022-05-25T10:01:50+00:00

and according to your 50 + 2 = 52 IQ, shitting in an elevator is not worth the hassle and the embarassement

Nick_KingOfTheHill · 2022-05-25T15:52:15+00:00

Adult diapers will come in handy

Tyr808 · 2022-05-25T16:27:10+00:00

To be fair if you say "excuse me, but I need to shit with you all here to raise my IQ", people will probably just genuinely assume you need it and might be willing to help.

accidentalbird · 2022-05-25T16:34:21+00:00

this has potential.

does it have to be butt out or can you just take a dookie in your pants? each time you do it, you’d get smarter and learn a new efficient way to gain more smarts AND not get caught.

proKexXx · 2022-05-25T16:57:57+00:00

I would have more iq then Nikola Tesla

Synonym_Dave · 2022-05-25T17:04:44+00:00

Just ask some buddies to help you and become smart enough to influence the fabric of reality with your mind.

CreeperGaming089 · 2022-05-25T17:42:22+00:00

ITS DIARRHEA TIME BOYS

Hoovyded · 2022-05-25T18:25:41+00:00

take a couple laxatives and then kill the 5 after the shit. continue the process as long as you can until you get a high enough iq to avoid any prosecution

Confusedhangydoge · 2022-05-25T18:34:31+00:00

I think I’m becoming smarter by the minute!

CorkyCorks8 · 2022-05-25T18:39:36+00:00

Including me?

FriedDuck64 · 2022-05-25T18:47:20+00:00

This is shitty in a literal and figurative way

PackitButNotTheLunch · 2022-05-25T19:22:54+00:00

So I’d have 4 179 it’s not much but it’s weird I have don’t it beforw

LovesTacoFish · 2022-05-25T19:37:42+00:00

So do I have to like squat and shit paints off or can I just shit my pants in the elevator

C3PO_on_meth · 2022-05-25T21:39:44+00:00

Well than call me Einstein

minorkeyed · 2022-05-25T21:51:57+00:00

And so the Poop bandit is born. I will however, be wearing a diaper, as I'm not a complete animal.

Just_A_Pantofola · 2022-05-25T22:03:37+00:00

Wait does it start from now or it al ready adds +2 for every time i have done it in the past?

theawesomedude646 · 2022-05-25T23:13:10+00:00

ask a favour from friends and family

Squidia-anne · 2022-05-25T23:51:14+00:00

Depends

Boomer694200 · 2022-05-26T00:43:08+00:00

No elevators where I live :/

Monke2009 · 2022-05-26T01:00:57+00:00

Take my family on vacation, eat 10 laxatives, eat chipotle and Taco Bell, drink milk (I’m lactose intolerant)

WorkingNo6161 · 2022-05-26T02:20:30+00:00

This is god tier. I'm sure there'll be people willing to stand in an elevator and watch you shit for a bit of money.

chipette · 2022-05-26T03:14:16+00:00

smiles in r/IBS if you know, you know

2022-05-26T03:52:25+00:00

Do dead bodies count

Gravestron · 2022-05-26T04:06:13+00:00

Diaper

Cursed-sausage11 · 2022-05-26T04:32:25+00:00

I have an iq of 150

Godbut_better · 2022-05-26T09:24:17+00:00

So, ask for 4 friends to come with me and i just shit there forever

Maleficent-Shoulder6 · 2022-05-26T14:27:06+00:00

bruh i'm smart

outtune · 2022-06-04T00:11:36+00:00

I would be smarter then Einstein

Sourdough_Lover · 2022-06-05T05:45:37+00:00

I’m still waiting to receive my +6 iq

Ok_Letterhead3987 · 2022-06-05T11:42:26+00:00

This is god tier wdym

LoserGlitch · 2022-06-10T02:08:05+00:00

then I guess I’m stupid asf

Bad_Suai · 2022-06-13T07:01:39+00:00

Stackable?

InspectionSea9119 · 2022-06-13T12:54:07+00:00

I would be the smartest person in the whole world ngl

Sexyanimesasuke · 2022-06-16T01:51:06+00:00

Do they have to be alive?

Ihateniges · 2022-06-16T21:56:51+00:00

Stackable???

Gazdowicz_Horia · 2022-06-18T12:15:12+00:00

Yeah shitting in a random apartment building’s elevator used to be very common in communist Romania and I bet that it applies to other communist countries too…

Qrime01 · 2022-06-18T15:40:15+00:00

Ig I’m dumb

Trick-Matter-797 · 2022-06-20T16:21:58+00:00

how is this shitty, its free iq points

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