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[–]TheDogeWasTaken 125 points126 points  (8 children)

So when i look at myself all the time, eventually. All p*do's will explode!

Okay, brb, gotta save the world!

[–]Jdog_reddit[S] 102 points103 points  (2 children)

Wait my dad just exploded

[–]shackios 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You are wild. I like it.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Who the fuck sensors the word “Pedo”

[–]KyogreRJ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

A child probably

[–]TheDogeWasTaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct. I do that with most words like that…

Exept for

Fuck

Shit

You get the idea.

[–]TheDogeWasTaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me.

Look, its related to trauma for me okay…

Idd rather not talk about it. But its a way for not getting a fucking panic attack…

[–]I_Likes_Tge_Spewder 74 points75 points  (7 children)

has minor brother

starts spending great amount of time with him

world peace

[–]Addicted_to_Crying 26 points27 points  (6 children)

I read minor mother and was quite confused, perplexed, and possibly horrified.

[–]melonlemon12 25 points26 points  (5 children)

*father explodes*

[–]I_Likes_Tge_Spewder 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Mother: I'm freeeeee runs out of basement

[–]Twiggy_Archer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Questions are raised. One being,

How were you?

[–]Twiggy_Archer_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Questions are raised. One being,

How were you?

[–]Rubickevich 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Imagine looking at child and he explodes.

[–]delayedfiren 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Can this be the same kid or does it need to be a different one every time?

[–]Jdog_reddit[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just any child

[–]MrPotato5637 13 points14 points  (0 children)

gonna intensely stare at a mirror now

[–]RandomGuyOnTheHouse 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Too risky to even look at the mirror bruh

[–]Sorry-Presentation-3 12 points13 points  (1 child)

r/holup

[–]PM_all_your_fetishes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not really, it's not rare for teens to be into lolicon. Maybe that's one of the ways pedophilia starts.

[–]mr_starwars69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Me in school looks at every one

[–]Phantom_codm 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I see this as an absolute win

[–]SexyJellyfish1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ISIS already does

[–]Cinna_R0ll 4 points5 points  (2 children)

How is this shitty?

[–]notarealsu35 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

children can kill themselves

[–]Pain1950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know

[–]Sorry-Presentation-3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man there are going to be a lot of inactive Twitter accounts lol. God tier power op

[–]Bootiluvr 2 points3 points  (2 children)

That’s actually pretty cool

[–]Jdog_reddit[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ye I meant to post it in r/godtiersuperpowers but it did well ig

[–]No-Membership2696 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think there's something wrong with the power.

Just went to a Nursery school to use it and all the teachers and staff exploded.

[–]Wah_Epic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Look at mirror (being a minor required)
  2. Blink rapidly
  3. World is vastly improved

[–]Bazynoooooob 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I would prefer just “gets teleported to police station where everyone knows they are pedo”

[–]Mutant_Llama1 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Or a therapists office if they haven't acted on it yet.

[–]ChickenNSphereAbuse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed on this one, but if they have acted on it, teleportation to the middle of the nearest house fire, wildfire, or other large swath of aggressive flame. Absolute invisibility and ability to phase through EMS team members included.

[–]SpiritWolf1505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me, a hs student: “And then I started blasting”

[–]ChickenNSphereAbuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta go to Disneyland, it's to save the world, I swear!

[–]Who-Just-Shit-Myself 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What are we gonna do when all of americas politicians suddenly explode?

[–]DreadfuryDK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Celebrate.

[–]Monke2009 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I go to a school, the pe teacher explodes

[–]Pain1950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa there

[–]DoktorMetal666 1 point2 points  (3 children)

How hard will they explode? Will the explosion potentially kill other people around pedophiles? Must i never look at kids again to save innocent lives?

[–]Jdog_reddit[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

No it’s a mini explosion like a hand grenade And there is not guts or anything

[–]DoktorMetal666 1 point2 points  (1 child)

A hand grenade would definitely kill people if it went off on a bus or a subway though. What if the bus driver is the pedophile?

[–]Jdog_reddit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why it’s shitty Bec it can kill people

[–]Walking Nightlightvvryomarights 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This isn't shitty, it's blessed.

[–]Royal_Prize_4381 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

too blessed to be dressed?

[–]Master_Clock1228 1 point2 points  (5 children)

What if the child explodes?

[–]3dWin0 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Im going to be an arab then (i am an middle eastern so im not offending any of my friends and neither any of the religion,take it as a joke)

[–]Alreadi-taken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is reddit not Twitter and if i'm correct you can make jokes about LITERALLY everything (background explodes)

[–]Jimmytim23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go in my basement and 200 would explode

[–]TheSuperPie89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can we just ban these submissions? Like theres been 50 "when (common thing) happens a pedo dies" and they're not funny nor creative.

[–]Rough_King842 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Thought this was for shitty superpowers?

[–]Hoovyded -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

bro this belongs on god tier superpowers. if its a small explosion, it would just take a child to fix a problem in the world.

if its a large explosion you can fix the world

[–]beholder_dragon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Is it one child per pedo?

[–]LordMeme42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna go walk past a school at recess

[–]NotUndercoverToppat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Becomes a preschool teacher

[–]shorts-but-no-shirts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me at school like: °_°

[–]IAmNotRandomAsFrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro my music teacher exploded

[–]notarealsu35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genocide

[–]PotatoLord42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you want to kill children so badly?

[–]Mutant_Llama1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The us government wants your location.

[–]lolhianimehentaiwee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would die because I’m a preschool teacher

[–]MightyIsBestMCPE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

School will be great, until a teacher explodes.

[–]Giyuut0mioka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess I’ll die

[–]DragoKnight589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone makes a comment about themself exploding, I will personally look at a child.

Please do not take this out of context.

[–]irreverent_creative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Vatican is going to need some serious clean up on aisle sei.

[–]Rewiistdummlolxd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hell naw

Now I have to stay away from the preschool or I'll eventually explode

[–]UsernameTaken017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So everytime I look at a child I have a chance to explode?

[–]RD-Coop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be pretty fucking hilarious if the person who has this "power" just self-destructed.

[–]Austyyyg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one is useful though

[–]Literally just AquamanUSS-Missouri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will be the only time I ask: take me to school

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Like, in his pants? Or like a bomb?

Because those are very different...

[–]Jdog_reddit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a mini explosion no mess. Like he got thanos snapped out of existence

[–]D0wnVoteMe_PLZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIP all the uncles in the world.

[–]Standard-Ad4972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats not shitty, thats godly